Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Votes:	5413
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Animals Bred:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Void Gems Collected:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Villages Defended:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

application-based, AussieSMP, Coexist, Community, CREEPERS, Economy, g’day, Griefing, guides, Join, Kangaroos, Land claiming, latency, Limits, LIVESTREAMS, Mate, Mechanics, multiple worlds, Network, peacefully, Redstone, rules, smp, Survival, Teleport, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

Gaming, Gts, Minecraft, online trading, P0RNHUB.COM, perfect IVs, pokemon collector, pokemon community, pokemon fan, pokemon game, Pokemon nickname, Pokemon rarity, pokemon trade, Pokemon trading platform, Rare Pokemon, Server, shiny Groudon, strange Pokemon, Trade, traded Pokemon, unusual Pokemon, video games, weird, weird Pokemon

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

alien insects, Chaos, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, Galaxy, general, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Hotfix, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Patch, PC, PlayStation, PS5, PvE, Robots, Shooter, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, training manual, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

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