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HaniyehsRevenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, Foreign involvement, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, HaniyehsRevenge, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Palestinian, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movement, RETALIATION, Server, short-range projectile, targeted killing, Terrorism, world news

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5679

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll think you got hit by a short-range projectile like Hamas leader Haniyeh 😂 we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items! join now or risk missing out on all the chaos and mayhem! #minecraftmadness #joinusbeforeyougethitbyaprojectile 😜🔥🚀

SubmarineSlayin’ S-400Craft

Black sea, Conflict Resolution, Crimea crisis, defense strategy, eastern europe, enemy submarine, international relations, military confrontation, military intelligence, military operation, military strike, military technology, missile defense, naval warfare, S-400 air defense system, S400Craft, security measures, SubmarineSlayin, temporarily occupied Crimea, territorial dispute, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian General Staff

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have submarines and air defense systems just like in Ukraine! Except ours are way cooler because they’re made out of blocks!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild submarine appears and starts shooting at you! But don’t worry, our S-400 air defense system will protect you and blast that submarine out of the water!

Join now for the most intense battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Who needs Ukraine when you have our server?!

BreatheCraft: Blinkless Life

Awareness, blinking, Blinkless, BreatheCraft, Breathing, EYES, facts, health, human body, INTERESTING, Life, Longevity, LUNGS, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, physiology, respiratory system, Science, statistics, Trivia, wellness

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Animals Bred:	101
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Yo, bro, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide. We got diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted swords that make you feel like a medieval knight on crack.

One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid golden eggs every hour. And another time, a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether, with the ghasts providing backup vocals.

You know how many breathes you’ve taken in your life? More than the amount of times you’ve blinked, bro. So why not spend some of those breathes on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti.

Join us now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Beliefs, christcucks, Christianity, criticism, cultural perceptions, cyberbullying, derogatory terms, disrespectful language, FAITH, Holycraft, internet culture, Minecraft, offensive language, online behavior, online harassment, Religion, religious extremism, religious insults, religious intolerance, Server, societal attitudes, Stereotypes, trolling

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Christcucks who just can’t handle the awesomeness of our Minecraft server? Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a virtual playground for gamers who are ready to leave the Christcucks behind and embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who are just as crazy as you are!

MarriagelessMC in Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Character development, Climax, FANTASY, Happy Ending, Hero, love interest, Manga, manga series, manga storyline, Marriage, MarriagelessMC, mc, Minecraft, plot twist, Protagonist, relationship, resolution, romance, Saving the World, shounen manga, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the insane stories we create together! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons, building massive castles, and maybe even finding true love in the virtual world (we can’t promise you’ll actually marry your Minecraft crush, but hey, anything is possible in this crazy place). Our server is filled with hilarious moments, epic quests, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that creeper). So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter, come join us and become the hero of your own Minecraft story!

DogToyDrama Minecraft Server

attached, Defensive, Destroyed, dog toy, DogToyDrama, expensive toy, favorite toy, Friend, kids will be kids, Minecraft, overreacted, Pay, Replace, ruined, Server, small dog, specific toy, TENSE, Upset, upset dog, upset owner

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	798
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a dog’s favorite toy! Join us for a wild adventure where we promise to protect your virtual pets’ belongings at all costs.

Imagine a world where your furry friends can roam freely without the fear of their toys being destroyed by mischievous little players. Our server offers a safe haven for all pets and their beloved possessions.

Don’t let your dog suffer like the poor pup in the story above. Join us now and experience a virtual paradise where every toy is cherished and every pet is pampered. Who knew Minecraft could be so paw-some?

CousinCraft: No Kids Allowed!

ableist, Allowed, child-free wedding, CousinCraft, disabled cousin, disruptive behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, high schooler, Hypocrite, Kids, legal adult, mature teenager, mental disabilities, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding rules

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchantments Applied:	109
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like this? Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and everyone is welcome, no matter their mental age or maturity level! We don’t discriminate against anyone, even if they have the mind of an 8-year-old like your cousin. Plus, our virtual weddings are always child-free, so you won’t have to worry about any disruptions from youngins. Come join us for a fun and drama-free experience like no other!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

activism, anti-war activist, detention, dies in custody, freedom of speech, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, hunger strike, injustice, International Outcry, Minecraft, peaceful resistance, pianist, Pianocraft, political prisoner, protest, protest movement, Russian, Server, social justice, Tragedy, tragic loss, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian pianists playing music in the background while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! we even have an anti-war activist who will protest against all the griefers and trolls in the server, fighting for justice and peace in the blocky world. but be warned, if you don’t join, you might end up like the pianist, dying in custody during a hunger strike for not being part of the most lit server in all of minecraft history! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

OceanCurrents2030s

2030s, Atlantic Ocean, climate change, climate crisis, collapse, currents, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, Gulf stream, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, North Atlantic, ocean circulation, ocean currents collapse, ocean temperatures, OceanCurrents2030s, oceanography, research, Sea Level Rise, weather patterns

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Star Shards Collected:	190
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

yo listen up gamers, dis server be like dat critical system of Atlantic Ocean currents, bout to collapse in da 2030s. but don’t worry, we ain’t sinkin’ no ships, we be buildin’ em in Minecraft! join dis server for a wild ride, where da only thing collapsin’ be your expectations of what a Minecraft server can be. come sail da high seas with us and let’s build a world so epic, even Poseidon would be jelly. so grab your pickaxe and hop on board, cuz dis server be sinkin’… in fun!

DecayCraft: Burning Bodies

Bodies, body decay, body disposal, body preservation, burial, burial process, burial restrictions, Burning, corpse disposal, cremation, cremation process, cremation restrictions, DecayCraft, decomposition, decomposition prevention, decomposition process, decomposition rate, ecological impact, environmental issues, funeral practices, funeral traditions

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mines Excavated:	4743
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own zombie army cuz all bodies on dis server NEVER decompose. u can have ur own pet zombie named bob who will protect u from creepers and skeletons. plus, u can have epic battles with other players’ zombie armies and see who will be the ultimate zombie master. come join da fun and chaos on dis server, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but who cares, it’s all in good fun!