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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6827 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3092 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden village where the villagers throw wild parties every night and the cows can breakdance better than any player. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.