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CraftyCraps: Share Your Adult Oops!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be shitting is bricks from all the excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing so hard you might just shit yourself (but hopefully not for real this time).

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s something for everyone here.

So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds. It was a sight to behold, and soon became a tourist attraction for players from all over the world. Legend has it that anyone who sits on the diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and even a weekly dance party at the Nether disco. Plus, our staff are always on hand to help out with any issues or just to chat about life, love, and the pursuit of diamond blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have the time of your life. Just remember to bring some extra pants, because things are about to get wild.

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Forgotten Realms

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Server Name:	Forgotten Realms
Theme:	Medieval/English/European with fantasy elements
Main Plugins:	Towny, McMMO, EcoMobs, LevelledMobs, Reforging, Bolt, RTP, Quests, VeinMiner
Economy:	“Diamond standard” – $1 = 1 diamond
IP:	forgotten-realms.net
Version:	1.21.4

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after medieval or English/European buildings with fantasy elements.

2. What are the main plugins used on the server?

The main plugins include Towny, McMMO, EcoMobs, LevelledMobs, Reforging, Bolt, RTP, Quests, and VeinMiner.

3. How does the economy work on the server?

The server follows the “diamond standard” economy, where $1 is equal to 1 diamond. There is no overinflation of the economy, and players earn money through farming and other activities.

4. What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on version 1.21.4 of Minecraft.

5. Are there any other unique features on the server?

Other unique features on the server include miscellaneous open-world plugins like Bolt for hermits, along with RTP (Random Teleport), Quests, and VeinMiner.

Mystic Wonders Server 1.21

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. I mean, forget about those $300 anons with their room temperature IQs, we’re on a whole other level of craziness here.

On this server, you can ride llamas into battle against giant mutant creepers, like what even is reality anymore? And get this, instead of diamonds, we mine for rainbow-colored unicorn poop. Yeah, you heard me right, unicorn poop.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. It’s like a rave in the Nether, bro.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and enter a world where logic goes to die, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about sanity. Let’s get weird, my dude.

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Bro’s Blocky Bash Minecraft Server

Bash, Birthday Party, blocky, bros, celebration traditions, Coming of Age, emotional hurt, family conflict, family dynamics, favoritism, financial inequality, gender bias, Gender Roles, Minecraft, parental expectations, party planning, Resentment, Server, sibling comparisons, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, traditional celebrations, Ultimatum, unfair treatment

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the forgotten sibling? Look no further! Join our server where everyone is treated like royalty, even if you’re not the favorite child in real life!

At our server, we believe in equality for all players. No more being stuck doing chores while your brother gets to have all the fun. On our server, everyone gets to enjoy the game without any unfair treatment.

And don’t worry about coming of age parties here! We throw the biggest, most epic celebrations for all our players, regardless of birth order. No more Spotify playlists and small gatherings – we go all out with famous DJs, extravagant decorations, and all the bells and whistles.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world where you’re not just the “other sibling”. Show your parents that you deserve to be treated like a treasure too, even if it’s just in the virtual world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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HangryCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of emergency snacks! Forget about hunger, because on our server, we provide all the protein bars you could ever need.

Join us and never worry about forgetting your lunch again, because our virtual world is stocked with snacks for everyone. No need to share, because we understand the importance of having your own emergency stash.

Don’t let hunger get in the way of your gaming experience, join our server and feast on protein bars while building the craziest creations. And remember, sharing is caring, but not when it comes to emergency snacks in Minecraft!

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