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SMP: CopaCraft – The Horrendous Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the Copa America of Minecraft SMPs – absolutely horrendous! But don’t worry, that just adds to the fun.

Our season started off so terribly that even the mobs were laughing at us. But hey, who needs a good start when you can have a chaotic and unpredictable adventure instead? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our server will be awarded the prestigious Ballon d’Or – because why not?

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the MVP of our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyHousemateGrief

adulting, anger management, anxiety, cleaning supplies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyHousemateGrief, depression, dirty housemate, EMBARRASSMENT, flushing, friendship, house rules, IBS, mental health, privacy, roommate conflict, social interactions, Support, TOILET

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	7412
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story about why this server is the perfect place for you.

Imagine a world where you never have to deal with someone else’s literal crap again. No more unflushed toilets, no more messy housemates – just pure, clean Minecraft fun! Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of dealing with real-life drama and just want to build, explore, and have a good time.

Join us and leave all your worries behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be flushing is your enemies down the lava pit! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to happiness together. See you in the blocky world!

TastyTrio SMP – Weird Eats!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	41304
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a side of insanity? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more crazy food combinations than you can shake a stick at! Ever tried a creeper sandwich with a side of diamond soup? How about a cake made entirely of obsidian? Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted food-filled world!

FunCraftz

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7550	Void Gems Collected:	37
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Do you enjoy building towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks? How about riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie hordes with a carrot sword? Or maybe you prefer organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses? Whatever your idea of fun is, our Minecraft server has it all and more!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, ridiculous challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community of players is as wacky and wonderful as they come, always ready to team up for a spontaneous dance party or a daring raid on a neighboring village.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of absurdity awaits you? But one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment here!

XCraft: Musk’s Banhammer Brazil

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz, like, in brazil they banned x, like the letter x, cuz elon musk was bein all like “nah, i ain’t gonna name no representative” and the judge was all like “well then, no more x for u brazil!” so now u gotta come to this server where we embrace all the x’s and have a blast buildin and explorin and stuff. plus, we got unicorns that fart rainbows and llamas that can speak french. it’s a wild ride, man. join us now before the x-less apocalypse hits!

SupernaLuna2.0: Where cows fly and creepers do the Macarena!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mines Excavated:	1698	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10

Supernaluna SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/knitting-in-social-settings/">Server</a>

Welcome to Supernaluna SMP Server

Join us for Season 2 as we embark on epic journeys together!

Visit our website and join our Discord server.

Features:

Plugin/Feature	Description
McMMO	Enhance your gameplay with RPG elements
Economy	Trade and earn in-game currency
Jobs	Take on different roles for rewards
Warps	Easy access to community locations
Veinminer	Quickly mine entire veins of ores
/sethome	Set your home location for teleportation
/rtp	Teleport randomly to explore new areas
Cosmetic Ranks	Get special roles based on playtime

Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
PvP must always be consensual
No x-ray, hacked clients or item duping
Zero tolerance for hate speech

Contact:

For any questions, contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord.

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?	A: No, the server is open to all players.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?	A: The community is made up of adults, but all ages are welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and experience the adventures together.

GreenGamerz Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Enchantments Applied:	60
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Farms Harvested:	489
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on caffeine? Look no further than our server, where the 201st Wind blows with the force of a thousand creepers exploding at once! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). They teamed up with a group of players who were so skilled, they could defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Together, they built a castle so magnificent, even Notch himself would be jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Immergreen, a player so skilled at PvP that they once took on an entire army of griefers single-handedly and emerged victorious. Rumor has it that they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed and tame creepers as pets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

DemoralizedCraft SMP – The Struggle is Real

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9094	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the level of chaos we bring. We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting against the players, and the cows have formed a rebellion against the sheep.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal Minecraft activities like mining, crafting, and exploring. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like when the ocean suddenly turns into a lava pit or when the trees start dancing to disco music.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and remember, the only way out is through sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity!

FearlessSMP: What’s Your Fear?

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ores Mined:	777
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! Join us for a wacky adventure where the only thing you’ll be afraid of is running out of diamonds because our diamond veins are as plentiful as dirt blocks. So come join us and conquer your fear of creepers, or better yet, make friends with them and start a creeper army to take over the server!

CraftyCash: Build a Blocky Empire

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	243300	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	197	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

If you had access to $5 million, you could join our Minecraft server and build a diamond palace so big that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous! You could hire a team of villagers to mine for you while you sit back and sip on golden apple juice. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted gear that will make you the most powerful player in the server! So come join us and turn that $5 million into virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!