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ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

NoLoansNoProblems

cautious, Colleague, comfort level, cosign, dave ramsey, DEBT, financial decision, financial responsibility, Financial Security, government sector, loan, loan assistance, loan cosigner, loan guilt, loan refusal, loan rejection, NoLoansNoProblems, personal loan, PLATONIC, Trust, working relationship

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Divine Spears Created:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

BlockyBedDisaster

awkward conversation, awkward situation, bad experience, BlockyBedDisaster, cringeworthy experience, disappointing hookup, disappointing night, disastrous date, embarrassing hookup, Embarrassing moment, hookup gone wrong, hookup horror story, regretful encounter, regretful hookup, regretful night, regrettable decision, terrible sex, uncomfortable encounter, worst hookup, worst one night stand, worst sexual experience

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Towns Built:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

Abuse, afraid, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, naked, News, political tension, prisoners of war, russia, russia ukraine conflict, torture, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Crops Grown:	4308	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Mellow Meadows

bugs, building, Community, Conquest, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, fair, Fun, ideas, MCMMO, mellow meadows., Minecraft, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Ranking system, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, vibrant

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3513

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

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Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

appreciation, b.., blocky, cyberbullying, encouragement, every day, fanbase, Followers, Gratitude, grows, hate, Haters, internet trolls, loyal fans, Minecraft, Negativity, Online Community, online presence, positive feedback, positivity, Server, social media, Support, thank you

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Country Happen Minecraft SMP

Community Events, Community news, Country, country current affairs, country events, country happenings, country news, country updates, current affairs, current events, Events, happen, Happenings, local events, local happenings, local news, Minecraft, national events, national happenings, national news, News, smp

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

Adelaide, Ain, Babysitting, blocked, Boundaries, casual worker, child care, ChildcareCraft, Communication, Conflict, family, family dynamics, Manipulation, nephew, Niece, partner visa, Siblings, UNFAIR, Unpaid, unpaid childminding, unpaid leave, work shifts

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

#classified information, buried truth, concealed past, confession, confidential disclosure, covert confession, darkest secret, hidden shame, Hidden Truth, Inner Demons, intimate disclosure, personal revelation, private revelation, private thoughts, Secrets, SecretSMP, skeletons in the closet, suppressed feelings, undisclosed guilt, undisclosed information., untold story, whats

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).