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Oops I Crafted a Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchantments Applied:	171
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Animals Bred:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you know exactly where you are at all times? Well, come join our server where getting lost is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee!

Once you enter our world, you’ll find yourself in a maze of twists and turns, with no clear path back to where you started. But don’t worry, getting lost is all part of the fun!

Explore mysterious caves, navigate through treacherous forests, and try to find your way back home…if you can remember where home is, that is.

Join our server for the ultimate adventure in confusion and disorientation. Who needs a map when you have no idea where you are?

No Taker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	291	Void Armor Forged:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of leather boots. Legend has it that our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be discovered. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our server. But beware, once you enter, there’s no turning back. No Taker? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Neurotypical Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Not to mention, our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Sheepicorn! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. And don’t forget to post your favorite Neurotypical anime character in the chat for a chance to win a pet creeper named Bob! See you there!

what does he do? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of llamas and a gang of creepers over who gets to wear the diamond armor! Trust us, it’s llama drama at its finest. Plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride pigs like a pro rodeo clown. So saddle up and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves a chicken leading a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the sheep king. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and wild shenanigans that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

‼️go.landymine.ru 19132 FREE VIP FOR EVERYONE ‼️ Minecraft server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Votes:	9630
Potions Brewed:	163	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

► Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: go.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on players and comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ go.landymine.ru 19132

go.landymine.ru:19132

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Farms Harvested:	818
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise! Join us for a chance to tame your very own explosive feline companion and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this rare and valuable creature?

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our Nether realm where the pigs have learned how to fly and the zombies break out into dance numbers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and see why players are saying “You Laugh, You Lava (YLYL)!” Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other.

I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchantments Applied:	123	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

LifeForge

Active, Adrenaline, Bosses, Cash prizes, Challenges, Community, daily challenges, Economy, Elitemobs, Events, Friendly, LifeSteal, Missions, PvE, PvP, Rewards, RPG, Shop, Survival, Unique Equipment

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Star Shards Collected:	134
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

jogar.lifeforge.xyz

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1660	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Items Found:	2836	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!