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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4128 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Our server is so wacky, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance-offs with the zombies. And don’t even get us started on the chickens who have formed their own rock band.
But the real reason to join our server? The legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes! Just whisper your wildest dreams to it and watch as they magically come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You got it.
So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door. Because here, anything is possible – even a llama president running the show.