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”/MCP/ – Minecraft SMP: Local Derp Gang”

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by text-to-image models that will turn your wildest dreams into reality! Want a giant chicken riding a rainbow unicorn? Done. How about a house made entirely of cheese? You got it. The possibilities are endless!

2. We have a secret underground society of AI trainers who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. Rumor has it they once built a functioning roller coaster that goes to the moon. True story.

3. Our GPU performance is off the charts. We’ve overclocked our graphics cards so much that they’re practically sentient beings now. They’ll build your creations for you while you sit back and relax.

4. Need a break from Minecraft but still want to create some art? We’ve got you covered with our online text-to-image tools. Just type in your idea and watch it come to life before your eyes. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s build something epic together!

LoopholeCraft: Exploit & Explore!

ADVANTAGE, Cheating, Deception, Ethics, exploit, Exploited, Explore, Gaming, Grey area, illegal, Legal, loophole, LoopholeCraft, Manipulation, manipulative, morality, rules, strategy, System, Unethical, UNFAIR, unjust, unscrupulous

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crops Grown:	2234
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is full of crazy loopholes just waiting to be exploited!

Join us and discover the secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Want to fly like a bird? No problem, just find the magical feather hidden in the enchanted forest and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of Captain Creeperbeard, a pirate who buried his loot in a maze of traps and puzzles. Can you outsmart the traps and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready to unleash your inner loophole master!

GangnamCraft: Where Korean Women Rule

activism, advocacy, Awareness, CHANGE, empowerment, Gangnam Station, GangnamCraft, gender equality, Harassment, Justice, Korean, METOO, movement, protest, rule, Safety, sex crimes, social justice, solidarity, south korea, violence against women, Women

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Buildings Constructed:	47	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

come join our minecraft server, where korean women gather at gangnam station to fight off creepers and zombies!! we need your help to stop the evil sex crimes from taking over our blocky world. build epic fortresses, team up with other players, and show those monsters who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with your fellow gamers. join us now and let’s save gangnam station together!

CraftyART Minecraft Server

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, art, artist, artistic expression, ARTISTRY, artwork, CraftyART, Creative, creative process, design, drawing, fine art, Identity, illustration, Minecraft, name.., pencil drawing, Portrait, Server, sketch, sketching, visual art

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9862	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic raves every night.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows and lava-spewing sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DormCraft SMP: No Kitchen No Problem

college, college dorm, college living, convenience, Cooking, diet struggles, dieting, dorm life, dorm room, DormCraft, Dormitory, dormitory living, food options, Healthy Eating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, limited kitchen, meal prep, microwave cooking, microwave meals, no kitchen, Problem, smp, Student Life

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	1586	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of living in a dorm with no kitchen and only two microwaves? Do you feel like your diet life is doomed? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a virtual kitchen with unlimited food options! You can cook up a feast fit for a king without even lifting a finger (except to press the right buttons on your keyboard, of course). Join us and say goodbye to sad microwave meals forever! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers. Don’t miss out on the culinary adventure of a lifetime!

NoBraNoProbsMC

boy shorts, boyfriend’s friends, boyfriend’s uni friends, casual attire, changing at home, changing clothes, comfortable attire, door open, dressing comfortably, home comfort, home privacy, house guests, inappropriate attire, loose t-shirt, lounging at home, NoBraNoProbsMC, not wearing a bra, potential awkwardness, shirtless, value of comfort

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can dress however you want – even in your comfy baggy t-shirt and boy shorts without a bra! We embrace all levels of comfort here, whether it’s lounging around or doing housework in style.

Join us and experience the freedom of expressing yourself through your attire, just like our fearless leader who rocks the braless look with confidence. Who needs a bra when you have the power of creativity and comfort on your side?

Don’t worry about potential awkwardness, because on this server, we celebrate individuality and personal comfort above all else. Embrace your true self and let your fashion choices run wild – after all, who needs a shirt when you can be shirtless like our fearless leader’s friends?

So come on in, leave your bras at the door, and let’s build a world where comfort and self-expression reign supreme. Just remember to close the door when changing – we may be wild, but we still have some decency!

CraftyCensorMCServ

authoritarian regime, breaking law, Censorship, China, convictions, CraftyCensorMCServ, Democracy, foreign ministry, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Journalism, Legal System, Media, News Outlet, political repression, press freedom, sedition, Stand News

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server, where we have NO RULES except for one: you must build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn. why, you ask? well, because the chicken gods demand it! legend has it that if you don’t build the chicken statue, your crops will wither and your diamonds will turn into dirt. don’t risk it, join our server now and start worshipping the almighty chicken!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of players who have formed a cult dedicated to worshiping the elusive cow queen. they say she grants wishes to those who bring her offerings of golden apples and emeralds. will you join the chicken worshippers or the cow cult? the choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of your minecraft world depends on it.

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players’ houses? it’s all in good fun though, right? join us now and see if you can survive the wrath of the ghost creeper while also trying to appease the chicken gods and cow queen. good luck, you’re gonna need it!

KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!

Black Market, Blood, Blood type O, DESPERATE, Desperation, dm me, Ethics, Exploitation, health crisis, illegal, KidneyCraft, kidneys, myanmar, organ donation, organ shortage, organ trade, organ trafficking, Poorest, POVERTY, Sell, social media, vulnerable

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the players are so desperate for diamonds they’re selling their kidneys on social media! Blood type O only, DM for details! Who needs kidneys when you can have all the diamonds you want in our server? Join now for a kidney-licious adventure!

ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!

Benefits, cold, common, common cold, cure, DURATION, Evidence, health, Illness, immune system, natural remedies, remedies, respiratory, review, side effects, Supplements, Symptoms, Treatment, wellness, Zinc, zinc benefits, zinc side effects, zinc supplements, ZincCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8031	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9088
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

so, liek, u know how u get a cold and ur all like “ughhh i wanna die”? well, dis server is like the zinc of minecraft servers. it helps u get rid of all da boring stuff and just have a blast!

join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.

but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!

so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

#Textiles, Crafting, diy, embroidery, Fabric, Handmade, hobby, Minecraft, needlecraft, needlework, quilting, Roll Thread, Server, Sewing, sewing community, sewing machine, sewing project, sewing supplies, spool, Stitch, textile art, thread spool, ThreadCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mines Excavated:	1172	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Votes:	251
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can show off your best dance moves to a crowd of zombie villagers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.