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CraftyLocks – Your Phone’s Wallpaper Says You Need to Join This Minecraft Server ASAP! 😂📱 #MinecraftSwag

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your phone’s wallpaper/lockscreen can dictate your destiny in the game? Well, look no further because on our server, the creepier your wallpaper, the stronger your powers! Imagine unleashing a horde of zombie pigs just by unlocking your phone – it’s a true power move in the world of blocky adventures. So if you’re ready to show off your edgy wallpaper and dominate the pixelated landscape, join us now! Who knew your phone could be the key to victory in Minecraft?!

WombRaider’s Pixel Playground: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #TrendyServerGoals

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be staring at your screen like you’re staring at a woman’s womb. And why? Because you’ll want to impregnate this server with all the fun and craziness we have to offer!

Join us for wild adventures, insane challenges, and the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate and start a Minecraft family! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to have your mind blown (and your womb stared at)!

BlockyBros

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic trolling experience you’ve ever had! Our community is all about causing chaos and having a laugh, so if you love stirring up trouble and making people rage, this is the perfect place for you. Explore our wild and wacky world where the only rule is to have a good time, and watch out for the occasional creeper or two! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the trolling begin!

Creeperville: Where Zombies, Skeletons, and Exes Roam Free!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	178	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Join our Minecraft server where the admins are so amazing, they could even convince entire populations to spontaneously break out into dance parties! Who needs world domination when you can have a server filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic builds?

Imagine a world where pigs can talk, sheep can fly, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so magical, it will make you question if you’ve accidentally fallen into a parallel universe where anything is possible.

And let’s not forget about our secret underground roller coaster that transports you to a hidden realm filled with treasure and mythical creatures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. And let’s be real, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the admins’ charm is so powerful, they could probably convince a creeper to break out into a salsa dance?

CraftyCreeperz: Soul Slayers 2.0

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchantments Applied:	123	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring, regular old Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our epic adventure through the treacherous lands of Dark Souls 2! Why should you join? Because we have dragons that shoot fireballs made of diamonds, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into dance parties whenever you give them emeralds. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret level where you can ride a unicorn into battle against a army of killer bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

The DankCraft Server: If Islam is religion of peace, explain this /pol/ 🤷🏻‍♂️🔥

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	78
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience a world where you can explore endless lands, build epic structures, and battle mystical creatures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden temple in the depths of the server. Inside, they found a chest full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted items beyond their wildest dreams. Little did they know, the temple was guarded by a group of ninja villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the loot. Needless to say, the players lost… but they gained a newfound respect for ninja villagers and some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Boss, a giant rock monster who terrorizes the land with his powerful attacks. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Bedrock Boss will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of golden apples and a majestic unicorn mount.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, if Islam is the religion of peace, then our server is the religion of epicness. See you in the game! 🚀🌴🔥

Crafty Mahjong – LOLs, block parties, and pixelated fun! Join ‘/mjg/’ server today!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Crops Grown:	3154
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for an adventure filled with mahjong madness and BA tourneys that will blow your mind.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a world where mahjong reigns supreme. Play a game of tiles with your fellow miners and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

And don’t even get us started on our BA tourneys. Compete against the best of the best in wild, wacky tournaments that will test your bravery and your building skills. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be left in the dust by our top players?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, once you enter our world of mahjong and BA tourneys, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and join the fun today!

PixelatedCrapLands – LOLWUT Minecraft Server – Aesthetic AF – Building Coz Why Not – PogChamp Creations

Aesthetic, Analysis, anger, ANNOYING, building, bullshit, Coz, creations, criticism, critique, discussion, Frustration, image, Interpretation, judgement, LOLWUT, Minecraft, ONLINE, opinion, perspective, PixelatedCrapLands, pogchamp, Questionable, rant, reaction, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	558
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further! Join our server where pigs ride on top of chickens, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a disco!

Experience the thrill of riding a llama through a maze of lava pits, battling zombie villagers in a dance-off, and crafting a potion that turns you into a giant block of cheese (yes, really).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the ridiculousness and fun that awaits you on our server! Join now and never have a dull moment in Minecraft again!

F*cking Redstone Wiz – Minecraft Server for the Confused & Amused! #RedstoneMaster #WTFIsRedstone

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Votes:	5856	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Yo, so picture this: you’re minding your own business in Minecraft, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a mysterious portal. You gather up your courage and step through, only to find yourself in a dimension where pigs can talk and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of potato-worshiping villagers who will trade you emeralds for the finest spuds in all the land. And don’t even get me started on the flying llamas that shoot fireworks out of their butts. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

Oh, and did I mention the time-traveling chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens have mastered the art of time travel and will take you on adventures to the past, present, and future. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers with jetpacks – they’re a real blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself how the fuck it all works. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

NeckbeardGang Minecraft – Where Back Shaving is Srs Bzns. Noobs Welcome, Creeper Tears Optional. #neckbeardlife

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Items Found:	4518
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Towns Built:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a clean-shaven face and a neglected neckbeard? Join our server and embrace the chaos of shaving the back of your neck every time you shave your face! Experience the thrill of living life on the edge as you navigate the treacherous waters of neck grooming. Will you emerge victorious with a pristine neckline, or fall victim to the dreaded neckbeard curse? Only one way to find out – join us today!