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CrushCraft SMP: LongestCrush

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Void Gems Collected:	37

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your personal guide through the crazy world of Minecraft. As you explore, you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you can find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the legendary creeper who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even find your longest celebrity crush waiting for you in the virtual world.

UncoolMinecraftServer

awkward, clumsy, cringeworthy, dorky, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, geeky, nerdy, Ridiculous, silly, unappealing, Unattractive, uncharismatic, unchic, uncool, UncoolMinecraftServer, unflattering, unglamorous, Unhip, unimpressive, unpopular

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Votes:	8703
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe! But fear not, on our epic Minecraft server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in diamond armor, and build a castle made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, even the chickens have attitude!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, first acknowledgment, foreign policy, incursion, international relations, Invasion, justification, Kursk attack, KurskCraft, Military Action, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, political tension, russia, security threat, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Yo, wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Bro, let me tell you, it’s so lit that even Ukraine is justifying Kursk attack in the first acknowledgment of incursion into Russia just to get a taste of the action! We got crazy PvP battles that will make you question your sanity, like seriously, our players have lost their minds in the best way possible. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built minigames, they’re so wild that even Herobrine himself would be like “yo, this is too much for me.” So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself, because on this server, anything goes and everything is possible!

HamasGrieferGoneWild

activism, Conflict, evacuee camp, gaza, Hamas, HamasGrieferGoneWild, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israeli, Justice, memorial, memorialized, MIDDLE EAST, Murdered, nonviolence, peace activist, reconciliation, Remembrance, social justice, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a giant memorial for an israeli peace activist who got murdured by hamas but then magically came back to life and now lives in a evacuee camp in gaza! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! join now to pay your respects and maybe even get a selfie with the undead peace activist! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy adventure!

AloneButNotLonelyMC

AloneButNotLonelyMC, Australian study, community engagement, COVID-19 impact, COVID-19 lockdowns, COVID-19 restrictions, emotional well being, Loneliness, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental health research., pandemic effects, pandemic loneliness, physical isolation, psychological well-being, Social Connections, social distancing, Social Interaction, social isolation, Social Relationships, social support

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, u gonna have da time of ur life, fo realz.

u know how sum peeps think bein alone makes u feel lonely? well, dis server proves dat theory wrong, u can be all by urself and still have da time of ur life, no loneliness here, just pure fun and epic adventures.

we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community dat is so lit, u gonna be laughin ur butt off all day long. so, come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft journey, u won’t regret it, i swear on me diamond sword.

HEDRON MC

Auctions, Bedwars, Coinflip, coinshop, Cracked, Cross-Play, crystal pvp, Discord, Duels, Economy, Events, home, Knockback, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, Pakistani, Parkour, PvP, pvp arena, Server, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Votes:	1412	Runes Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Hedron MC, a (Cracked) Survival Pakistani Minecraft Server! We offer the following things: » Events » Parkour » PvP Arena » Economy with Auctions and /shop » Duels » Crystal PVP » Coinflip » Coinshop » /tpa, /home etc. With more coming soon, such as: LifeSteal, Bedwars, Knockback and many more! Join now and have fun! Discord: https://discord.gg/2GNPnYUK5F

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TerrorCraft: Land of the Brave – Minecraft server

America, anger, BIAS, brave, Conflict, controversy, Division, extremism, Government, hate, Land, Minecraft, patriotism, Politics, Propaganda, rule, Server, society, SUCKS, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, terrorists, united states, violence, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Potions Brewed:	111
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where America reigns supreme? Do you want to join a server where terrorists are the true rulers? Look no further, because on our server, America sucks and terrorists rule!

Join us for epic battles where you can blow up iconic American landmarks and declare victory for the forces of chaos and destruction. Build your own secret terrorist lair and plot your next diabolical scheme to take down the oppressive American regime.

But beware, the FBI may be watching, so make sure to cover your tracks and keep your plans top secret. Join us now and let’s show America who really rules the Minecraft world!

BrightCraft SMP – >WakeUpIncandescent

BrightCraft, BRIGHTEST, cool down, coping mechanisms, emotions, feel fine, going to sleep, gtWakeUpIncandescent, incandescent, less than 30 seconds, mental health, mental illness, mood swings, normal, RAGE, rest of the day, self-care, smp, suicidally depressed, support system, Therapy, triggers, Wake Up

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server ever! Join us if you want to experience emotions on a rollercoaster ride like never before. One minute you’ll be incandescent with rage, the next you’ll be as cool as a cucumber. And just when you think you’re fine, BAM, you’ll be hit with the most intense sadness right before bedtime. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So come join us and see what crazy emotions await you next! Just be prepared for the unexpected 😉 #EmotionalMinecraftSMP

RoadtripRansom

Apology, colorado, Communication, Drivers license, Financial, Food, Friend, gas, Hiking, income, inconsiderate, Job, Michigan, misunderstanding, Motel, Nature, Pay, roadtrip, RoadtripRansom, rooms, selfish

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	9095

Looking for a wild adventure in Minecraft? Join our server for a journey crazier than a road trip from Michigan to Colorado with a friend who doesn’t even have a driver’s license!

Explore our virtual world with your trusty dog companion and embark on epic quests that will leave you in stitches. Just like the unexpected twists and turns of a road trip gone wrong, our server is full of surprises at every corner.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a hike on our virtual trails and immerse yourself in the beauty of nature, just like our protagonist planned to do in Colorado before things went haywire.

And don’t worry about the financial aspect – on our server, you won’t have to ask your friends to cover the cost of a hotel room upgrade or gas money. Everything is free (virtual money, that is)!

So hop on board and join us for a Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about that disastrous road trip fiasco. Just remember, in our world, everyone has a driver’s license – even the dogs!

UkrainianDroneWars Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, aggression, border disputes, Campaign, Conflict, Defense, drone bombing, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Military operations, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Ukraine, UkrainianDroneWars, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Yo, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where u can be a drone pilot and bomb Russia? Well, u in luck cuz on this server, Ukraine be expanding their drone bombing campaign inside Russia! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos as we blow up everything in sight. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and political? Come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to be a master drone pilot. But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. So grab your virtual goggles and get ready for some epic battles in the skies. Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever!