| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6041 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Votes: | 3343 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6826 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 120 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8180 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 9560 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2796 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6770 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 2869 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7922 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!
But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1942 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 140 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 24 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5681 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4840 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 526 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).
But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?
So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5017 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.
But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!
