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AccentCraft: ClassistF***Brother

abandonment issues, class discrimination, classist, ClassistFBrotherp, communication styles, country accent, Cultural differences, disrespectful behavior., family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Values, father daughter relationship, pAccentCraft, parenting, proper speech, rural community, Rural life, rural upbringing, sibling rivalry

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers!

Just like the OP’s brother, you can cheat on your old Minecraft server and start fresh with us. Leave behind the city life and embrace the rural countryside vibes of our server. Grow your own virtual food, build a community with your fellow players, and live off the land like a true Minecraft farmer.

But beware, just like the OP’s brother, there may be some family drama along the way. Join us for family dinners where you can argue with your virtual relatives about accents and proper speech. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

So why wait? Join our server now and let the crazy adventures begin! Just remember, no classist behavior allowed – we’re all about equality and fun here. See you in the game!

VideoVibez: Fav MVs & Why? Minecraft SMP

artist, best, Choreography, cinematography, creativity, Director, emotions, FAV, Favorite, favourite, Impact, Minecraft, Music, music video, MVS, Performance, production, smp, song, storytelling, Top, Video, VideoVibez, Visuals, why

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic place to be! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building the most epic roller coasters you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic music video reenactments you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” with a bunch of creepers? Or maybe you’re more into Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” with a bunch of dancing villagers? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft music video superstar!

PixelPuffPalace

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a server that will blow your mind (but not your lungs)? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a smoke-free experience that will have you addicted in no time (to building, of course).

Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those nasty cigarettes. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, and if you find him, he’ll grant you three wishes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So put down the pack and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be smoking is the competition. Join now for a breath of fresh air (literally, because there’s no smoke here)!

SeineSwimCraft Minecraft Server

athletes, Competition, Endurance, Event, France, health, last-minute testing, Minecraft, Outdoor, Paris, Race, river, Safe, Safety, seine, SeineSwimCraft, Server, sports, swim, swimming, Testing, Triathletes, water sports

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9318	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got triathletes swimmin in da Seine river as last-minute testin shows it’s safe! like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where u can swim with triathletes in a river that used to be dirty af but now it’s all clean and stuff? plus, rumor has it that if u join dis server, u might even get superpowers from da clean river water! so come on, join now and become a superhero swimmin in da Seine river with triathletes!

TehranTakedownMC

Assassination, Conflict, current events, extremism, foreign relations, gaza, Hamas, iran, Islamic, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, Killed, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, Palestinian, Politics, Tehran, TehranTakedownMC, Terrorism

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	New Chunks Explored:	868377
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and take out ur frustrations on virtual blocks instead of real life stuff. We got zombies, creepers, and even a secret level where u can battle a giant hamster boss named Fluffy. Plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u unlock the power to fly and shoot lasers from ur eyes. So come join da fun and let’s get blocky together!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Cheating vectors, CraftyLove, dead people, Fine People hoax, Idenouncethetalmud, Identifying Trump supporters, Jan-6 hoax, Leftist brainwashing, love, Minecraft, On-the-fence citizens, optimism, pragmatism, Preventing Cheating, register to vote, Server, Trump Victory, Voter role sheets, voting process, WhereisJoe

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we focus on helping Trump secure victory in the most epic way possible! We may not have the stats on Kamala’s performance, but we do have a whole lot of craziness to offer. Join us as we brainstorm methods to prevent cheating, like identifying Trump supporters in our social circles and helping them register to vote. We’ll also uncover major leftist brainwashing attempts, like the Jan-6 hoax and the “Fine People” hoax. And if you’ve witnessed any cheating in the voting process, share your stories with us! Let’s make sure our voices are heard and our blocks are placed in the right places. #WhereisJoe #Idenouncethetalmud (whatever that means) – Join us now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Minecraft SMP: 2000sMovieMasterpiece

“2000s”, 2000sMovieMasterpiece, award winning, best of the decade, Cinema, classic, critically acclaimed, film, greatest movie, greatest movie of the 2000s, iconic, Masterpiece, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, smp, top film, top film of the 2000s, top movie, top movie of the 2000s, top rated, top rated film, top rated movie

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1958	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magic Items Found:	5079
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Farms Harvested:	787	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the greatest movie of the 2000s – full of drama, action, and unexpected plot twists!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, intense treasure hunts for rare diamonds, and hilarious pranks that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where players can access unlimited resources and unlock special powers. Will you be the one to discover its hidden secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server?

SexCraft: No Roommate, No Problem!

apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Christian values, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, guest policy, Intimacy, long-distance relationship, mutual respect, privacy, Problem, relationships, Respect, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, roommate etiquette, school housing, sex, SexCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict rules about when you can have guests over! Just like in this crazy story where one roommate tried to control when another could get intimate with their partner, we have a rule that you can only mine diamonds when the moon is full and the cows are mooing in unison.

But don’t worry, we’re a Christian server so we understand the importance of boundaries. As long as our resident witch isn’t brewing potions in her room, you’re free to build your castle and slay dragons to your heart’s content. And if you need to have a secret rendezvous with your Minecraft crush, just make sure to send a raven to alert the rest of the players.

Join us for a wild ride of drama, boundaries, and epic Minecraft adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

MustacheCraft

Appliance, beauty, drying, Grooming, hair accessories, hair appliance, hair care, hair dryer, hair drying, hair grooming, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tools, hair tools, head, mustache, MustacheCraft, nose, personal care

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

come join our epic minecraft server where the hair dryers are made of diamonds and the mustaches are made of gold! we have a secret underground lair where all the mustache-wearing players gather to plot world domination.

our server is so lit that even the creepers are wearing mustaches and top hats. you can ride on a pig with a mustache while shooting arrows at flying chickens with monocles.

if you join our server, you will be granted the power to summon a giant mustache to crush your enemies. and don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja llamas trained in the art of mustache combat to protect your creations.

so come on over and experience the wackiest, most mustache-filled minecraft server you’ve ever seen. join us now and become part of the mustache revolution!

Lunar-Sphere

collaboration, Community, construction, cube building, elemental skills, Events, Exploration, friendship, Gadgets, Landclaiming, Leveling, machinery building, magic casting, music production, new music, Progression, Resource Gathering, Roleplay, socializing, space exploration, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

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