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Cum Glaze Craft – Minecraft Server

glaze, Craft, Friends, Server, glaze with your

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can glaze the faces of your irl friends with your hot cum! That’s right, forget about building elaborate structures or battling mobs, the real fun is in giving your friends a sticky surprise they won’t soon forget.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a towel or two). Who knows, maybe you’ll become the cum-glazing champion of the server and earn bragging rights among your fellow players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the cum-glazing commence!

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GranolaCraft: Hot vs Cold

Cooking, recipe, oatmeal, Food, nutrition

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE GRANOLA CEREAL FIGHT HOT CEREALS IN EPIC THERMOMETER BATTLES!

IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE YOUR BREAKFAST FOODS HAVE MINDS OF THEIR OWN AND FIGHT FOR SUPREMACY. WILL THE GRANOLA CEREAL GANG BE ABLE TO OUTSMART THE HOT CEREALS OR WILL THE THERMOMETER THROW A PLOT TWIST INTO THE MIX?

JOIN US FOR CRAZY FOOD FIGHTS, WACKY ADVENTURES, AND A WHOLE LOTTA FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET ROOM FILLED WITH THERMOMETERS THAT CAN TELL YOU THE TEMPERATURE OF ANYTHING, EVEN YOUR MOM’S COOKING!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, WHERE BREAKFAST MEETS MINECRAFT IN THE MOST RIDICULOUS WAY POSSIBLE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY.

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NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

Investment, shares, trading floor, Nikkei stock index, Drop

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

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HotGirlMinecraftSMP

image, influence, social status, Popular, looks

Are you tired of being just another block in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of being the hottest player around, with all the power and influence? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the ultimate heartthrob of the server. With your stunning looks, you’ll have the power to turn all the girls into white nationalists with just a wink. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or fighting mobs – your charm is all you need to rule the server!

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility. Can you handle the pressure of being the most desired player in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

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ExeosCraft: Where the blocks are hot, but the players are hotter! 1.21 update now live!

hard difficulty, Charity, Join, Fairness, Players

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Reset Policy	No-Reset
Grief Policy	No-Grief
Server Type	LGBTQ+ SMP

Overview:

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity. Join us for a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why choose ExeosCraft?	Stability, zero pay-to-win, giving back to charity, inclusivity, custom plugins, and cross-platform support are some of the reasons to choose ExeosCraft.
What are the key features of ExeosCraft?	Permanent World Level-Up System Pets Land Claim McMMO Strong Economy Leaderboards Hard Difficulty Player-Driven Updates
How can I join ExeosCraft?	You can join ExeosCraft using the Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com or the Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132. Join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/exeoscraft.
Is there a trailer for ExeosCraft?	Yes, you can watch the trailer at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU.

Pharaohs and Queens: Minecraft SMP – ”’Egyptians in full hijab meet /ourgirls/”’

egyptians, Hijab, modesty, QUEENS, conservative clothing

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the admins are actually secret agents from a parallel universe where Minecraft is the only form of communication. They wear full-body llama suits to hide their true identities and communicate through Morse code using their llama tails. They must be so hot and sweaty under those things, but hey, sacrifices must be made for the greater good of the server!

But wait, there’s more! The spawn point is actually a portal to a dimension where pigs ride on top of flying chickens and creepers wear top hats and monocles. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, you’ll be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be for unlimited pizza).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and llama sweat.

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ForeverWaves: Where Boats Always Capsize and the Community is Always in Hot Water!

Money plugins, ADMIN, Water, Community, Towny

Everwaves SMP Server Overview

Server Features

SMP Server – Grief protection for rollback– Singleplayer sleeping– Livemap– SetHome command– Double Shulker Shells

Creative Server – To scheme out big builds

Discord Link:

Join our Discord here

Live Map:

Check out our live map here

Website:

Visit our website here

About Us:

We have a very active and helpful staff, aiming to be a mature community. Whitelist currently in place, with an application process before joining. No additional money plugins, towny, or land claiming to maintain the Vanilla experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join, you need to fill out an application on our website and be whitelisted by our staff.

Q: What plugins/data packs are used on the server?

A: The server uses QOL plugins such as grief protection, singleplayer sleeping, Livemap, SetHome command, and Double Shulker Shells among others.

Q: How active is the player base?

A: The server sees anywhere from 5 to 13+ players a day, with players from all over the world ensuring there is always someone online.

Q: Can I join the Discord before joining the server?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord to ask any additional questions and get to know the community before joining the server.

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Minecraft SMP: /got/hotd/ – The Hot Potato of the Diamondrealm

House Martell, westeros, smp, house stark, Diamondrealm

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further than Team Blacks Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, there is a secret underground base filled with diamonds as far as the eye can see. But be warned, the base is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only listen to those who can do the chicken dance flawlessly.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that.

So come join us on Team Blacks Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few wild wolves). Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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LazyMinerMC SMP

dependent, exhausted, day off, stay at home, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of adulting and just want to play Minecraft all day instead? Do you dream of finding a sugar daddy in the game who will shower you with diamonds and emeralds while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft gold digger, building your way to the top while charming all the rich players with your virtual cooking and cleaning skills. Who needs a real job when you can live the high life in the game, am I right?

So come on, ditch the responsibilities of the real world and join us in our crazy Minecraft adventure where anything is possible – even finding love and financial support in the pixelated world. Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting!

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SweatySMP: People who exercise are usually somewhat hot by virtue of being… Minecraft SMP

Being, sports, Physical fitness, NBA players, strength

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by virtual Olympian athletes who are so hot, they make the lava in the Nether jealous! Our swimmers glide through the water like dolphins, our runners move so fast they leave a trail of flames behind them, our rugby players tackle creepers like they’re nothing, and our NBA players dunk on Endermen with style. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this smokeshow of a server? Come join us and get ready to be dazzled by the virtual eye candy!

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Server	Features
SMP Server	– Grief protection for rollback– Singleplayer sleeping– Livemap– SetHome command– Double Shulker Shells
Creative Server	– To scheme out big builds

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Overview:

FAQ:

Everwaves SMP Server Overview

Discord Link:

Live Map:

Website:

About Us:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: What plugins/data packs are used on the server?

Q: How active is the player base?

Q: Can I join the Discord before joining the server?