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/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

beekeeping, character profiles, chat client, critique, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Ores Mined:	6042	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild and unpredictable than the creepers are the roleplaying scenarios! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with kinks, fetishes, and more drama than a soap opera.

Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.

So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!

DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops

anger, assets, BETRAYAL, college debt, DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops, Disappointment, disgust, Estate, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial, Grandfather, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, medical bills, mental healthcare, relationship, Resentment, trust fund, Will

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Potions Brewed:	33
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchantments Applied:	275	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!

Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!

WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

#sustainability, CHANGE, compassion, cooperation, Empathy, environmental consciousness, equality, healing, Hope, Justice, Kindness, love, mental health awareness, positivity, progress, social justice, Understanding, Unity, unity in diversity, world peace, WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

A Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of llama jousting! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is overrun with llamas and the only way to establish dominance is by challenging other players to epic llama jousting battles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them or risk facing their wrath as they launch sneak attacks on unsuspecting players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who will only reveal its location to the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your gaming life. Just watch out for those llama spit attacks!

FriYAY Craft!

celebrate, Chill, Craft, drinks, end of week, family, FRIDAY, Friends, friYAY, Fun, happy hour, long weekend, Party, Rejuvenate, Relaxation, REST, Socialize, TGIF, unwind, weekend, work week

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Fridays spent doing nothing but staring at a screen? Well, fear not, because on our epic Minecraft server, every Friday is a wild party filled with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and a DJ villager spinning the sickest beats! Join us for a Friday fiesta like no other and let loose in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky skeletons). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or at least like it’s a Friday on our server!

HagueCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, activism, advertising, air travel, Ban, climate change, conservation, cruise ships, dutch city, eco-friendly, energy-consuming industries, Environmental Protection, global impact, green initiative, HagueCraft, Minecraft, Netherlands, oil ads, policy, progressive, Server, The Hague, Urban planning

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Towns Built:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

yo come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the lame stuff like oil ads and big energy-consuming industries like air travel and cruise ships. like, who needs that when you can just chill in our virtual world and build epic castles and stuff? plus, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. it’s gonna be cluckin’ crazy, bro. so come join us and be part of the revolution against boring ads and industries. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

NoKidsAllowedCraft

child-free, controversial, Family Planning, Fine, Government, law, legislation, Lifestyle, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parenting, penalties, policy, population control, Promoting, proposed law, public opinion, reproductive rights, restrictions, russia, social norms, thousands of dollars

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

YO, U WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT BREAK OUT INTO OPERA SINGING! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND IF U FIND A GOLDEN APPLE, IT TURNS U INTO A UNICORN!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS IF U CAN SOLVE THEIR RIDDLES. OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN MAYBE U WILL.

Whispering Pines

Creative, Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Experience a relaxing yet fun Minecraft adventure on Whispering Pines! Our server offers a range of exciting features, including convenient warps for easy navigation, and a rewarding economy system where you can earn money by defeating mobs. With our anti-griefing measures in place, you can build, explore, and create with peace of mind, knowing your structures are protected. Whether you’re looking to embark on epic quests, collaborate with friends, or simply unwind and explore, Whispering Pines has something for everyone. Join our welcoming community and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and thrilling gameplay!

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Twilight SMP: Where villager gossip is the hottest news in town!

1.20.1, Claims, Cracked, Discord, gossip, HermitCraft Inspired, Hottest, Modded, Nations, News, Origins, premium java edition, Roleplay, smp, Starlight SMP, TOWN, Towny, Twilight, villager, Website, Whitelist, whitelist protection

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to Starlight SMP!
Server Type	Modded 1.20.1 Survival
Features
Supported Edition	Cracked and Premium Java Edition
Discord	[discord.gg/KaMN8bXThR]
Website	[starlightsmp.store.playerlands.com]

FAQs

1. What is Starlight SMP?

Starlight SMP is a modded Minecraft server offering a unique survival experience with custom content, lore, and gameplay features.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server for the modpack and whitelist application process. More information is available on our website.

3. What mods/plugins are used on the server?

Some of the key features include Towny Plugin, Origins Mod, a custom lore and story system, unique weapons and armor, a cooking and bakery system, and more!

4. Can I use a cracked version of Minecraft to play on Starlight SMP?

Yes, the server supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

5. Is PvP mandatory on the server?

No, PvP is optional on Starlight SMP. Players can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

6. Are there voice chat options available on the server?

Yes, there is optional voice chat available for players who want a more immersive experience.

7. How can I get whitelisted on the server?

Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for the whitelist and join our community.

8. What makes Starlight SMP unique?

Starlight SMP offers a supportive and inclusive community where players can express themselves and create their own adventures in a safe and welcoming space.

Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

celebration, christmas, Community, family, Festive, Friends, Generosity, gift exchange, Giving, Happiness, holiday season, joy, Kindness, Minecraft, Santa Claus, Santas, secret, Secret Santa, Server, sharing, signups, Surprises, tradition, whitelist cards, Winter

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Crops Grown:	5169
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We allow up to 3 whitelist cards, because why limit yourself when you can have triple the fun?

Our staff is working hard to confirm signups, so if you haven’t heard back yet, don’t worry, we’ll get to you soon! And for those of you who reached out about other items, we’ll follow up as soon as possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make this year the best one yet!