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Crafty Yanks Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2706	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4270	Falling into the Void:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	148	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6223	Endless Night Skies:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
New Chunks Explored:	114013	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	205
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3218
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

Bigotry, controversial, Crafty, David Duke, deplorables, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, KKK, madness, MAGA, MAGAfree, Minecraft, nazi, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, subhuman, Untermensch, White Supremacy

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	64
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!