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Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, awkward, coom, coping mechanisms, cuck, envy, Frustrated, hot people, incel, incel problems, Insecurity, Jealousy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, sex, sexual frustration, Therapy, toxic masculinity

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

Africa, Apartheid, Boot, Claim, Colonials, Ending Apartheid, Israel, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Natives, NECK, Peaceful Transfer of Power, Propaganda, Safe, Safety, serious question, Settler Colony, south africa, Transfer of Power., Trust, white people, white supremacist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Emeralds Found:	9364
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	973432	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated the wild world of White Supremacist Colonials in Africa! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of claiming dominance over the natives and keeping your boot firmly on their necks. But wait, there’s more!

Our server features outrageous reasons to join, such as the natives being untrustworthy and the constant fear of White people not being safe if the boot is ever lifted. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out this dystopian fantasy!

And who could forget the insane stories that await you on our server? Witness the propaganda of settler colonies, the peaceful transfer of power in South Africa, and the burning question of why the same couldn’t happen in Israel. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Who knows what adventures and twists await you in this alternate reality!

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Join the MJG Server!

ABEMA, BA tourney, booru, Crafty, Document, forms, FRIDAY, Join, JST, M-League, madness, mahjong, Mahjong General, MJG, MONDAY, registration, repo, riichi, Server, sheet, spreadsheets, THURSDAY, tourney, TUESDAY

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Emeralds Found:	4202	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Void Gems Collected:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are literally made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while also building your dream castle. – We have a secret underground village where villagers throw the craziest parties. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant maze filled with traps, puzzles, and hidden treasures. Can you survive and come out on top? – We have a pet dragon that guards our spawn point. Don’t worry, he’s friendly… most of the time. – We host weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle. Yes, you read that right – a unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Bored of ‘r9k’? Come join our wacky Minecraft server!

#venting, 4chan, Abuse, Anonymity, attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boards, bored, Boring, Community, controversial, controversial opinions, controversial topics, Conversation, discussion, internet, Join, Minecraft, online culture, online forums, r9k, Server, social media, trolling, Wacky

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, this server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas through fields of rainbow-colored diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough, how about skydiving from the moon onto a giant slime block trampoline?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans

action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Cheap, CHEEKY, CraftyFarts, Dio Brando, Drama, FANTASY, Filthy Acts, Hirohiko Araki, japanese manga, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Jotaro Kujo, Manga, Minecraft, popular series, power, Reasonable Price, Shenanigans, SHONEN, Stand User, Supernatural, Villain

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of llamas in tuxedos who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the game with their sophisticated taste and impeccable manners.

– We have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music provided by DJ Enderman.

– Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just saddle up and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered superhero.

– Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but don’t be fooled – they are deadly with their beaks and nunchucks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price!

YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft

America, american culture, American dream, American heritage, american history, american identity, American spirit, American values, Democracy, home of the brave, INDEPENDENCE, Land of opportunity, land of the free, Liberty, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, red white and blue, stars and stripes, united states, Usa, West, Wild, YeehawCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Items Found:	2925
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows stampedes through your mine, knocking you off your feet. But don’t worry, those cows are just there to party! And speaking of parties, our server is known for its legendary disco parties in the Nether. Who knew Hell could be so lit?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our players have tamed all sorts of crazy creatures, from zombie pigs to creepers that do the Macarena.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). It’s like a blocky version of the Wild West, with cowboy hats and pumpkin spice lattes for everyone! Yeehaw!

RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

assimilation, Balkanites, bandits, Bars, Behavior, CreeperStealing, culture, Diversity, elitists, Etiquette, Food, foreigners, Friendly, hachiks, health, integration, Manners, neighbors, Obnoxious, restaurants, Rude, RussianCraft, russians, smoking, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

#youtube, Ara Ara button, birthday merch, ceres fauna, Cows, CREEPERS, Drool, Fauna, Fauna General, hololive, Media, member VODs, merch, merchandise, Outer Wilds Playlist, quest for quiet trees, rule, Schedule, social media, stream status, STREAMS, TreeHuggers, twitter, Videos

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Votes:	264
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

Character development, diarrhea, Emblem, Engage, fan theories, FANTASY, Fire, fire emblem, folk food, food poisoning, Fun, funny, Gaming Community, gastrointestinal issues, humor, Nintendo, pixelated, plot hole, RPG, strategy, Support, support conversations, terrible diarrhea, video game

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	6145
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

Accountability, activism, Archive, Awareness, CHANGE, chuds, Communication, CraftyLies, Digital Detox, distraction, ENGAGEMENT, ignorance, internet, Misinformation, Noticing, Overrated, Posting, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, society, Truth

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, Community Events, competitive, console, discussion, esports, FGG, fighting games, general, madness, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Minecraft, mmm, online play, pastebin, PC, strategy, Tips, Tournaments, Tricks

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!