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Blockhead Banter

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	8046
Animals Bred:	180	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

Mediocre Mineville

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

animal husbandry, Animals, biblical prophecy, BROWN, cattle, color, contradiction, CowabungaCraft, Cows, divine intervention, Endless, Farming, Fun, HERD, kikes prophecy, Livestock, Perfection, perfectly red, Prophecy, prophecy fulfillment, red, zero red cows

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

LimbusCraft – Where the memes are as endless as the blocks! #1440

appstore, blocks, Clear All Cathy, countdown, Current Extractions, Edgar Family Butler Ishmael, Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu, Ego, Endless, FAQs, General guide, google play, Heathcliff, LCG, Library of Ruina, limbus company, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, memes, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Lake, Mirror of the Wuthering, MirrorClock OrangeRoad, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 3, season 4, Sinner info, Steam, Target Extraction, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering – trust us, things get wild in there.

But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and ride the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space collide in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – we’ve got the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael on the chopping block.

Oh, and did we mention the Target Extraction of the enigmatic [Heathcliff] ID & E.G.O? Yeah, things are about to get real interesting around here.

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s other games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina – so expect some serious spoilers if you’re not caught up. And don’t even think about skipping the tutorial – it’s a must.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness with us on this server, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a few Mirror Dungeons). Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life! Don’t miss out on the fun – download the game now!

CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate spy game experience! Imagine this: you’re sneaking around, trying to gather intel on your enemies, when suddenly a horde of zombie spies attack you! But don’t worry, because our server has super secret weapons like diamond swords that can take them out in one hit. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, you can even disguise yourself as a block of dirt to blend in with your surroundings. So why play boring old Hitman when you can join our server and become the ultimate spy master? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchantments Applied:	300
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1908	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Magic Items Found:	2727	Enchantments Applied:	270
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server where you’ll question your very existence while building epic structures! Join us for a journey into the depths of your consciousness as you mine diamonds and battle creepers.

On our server, you’ll encounter telepathic villagers who will guide you through quests that will challenge your perception of reality. Build a castle that defies the laws of physics or create a farm that produces infinite resources – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, as you delve deeper into the mysteries of this server, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. Are you really the one controlling your avatar, or is there a higher power pulling the strings?

Join us on this psychedelic adventure and discover the true meaning of existence in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you may even unlock the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece!

Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few server rules. But who needs rules when you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Need a break from building your dream castle? How about a game of CREEPER DODGEBALL or a race on our LAVA PARKOUR course?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING ENDERMAN who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DIAMOND GOLEM who will grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those pesky CREEPER CHEERLEADERS, they’re known for exploding in your face…literally.

World of MemeCraft: Where Blocks Meet LOLs

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Farms Harvested:	111	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

WMIF is not just any ordinary Minecraft server, it is a magical wonderland where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so beautiful that even the Ender Dragon wants to take a vacation here.

Join WMIF for the chance to ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, or build a castle out of marshmallows and cotton candy. Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you navigate through the insanity that is our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join WMIF today, you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that will obey your every command. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty LOL911: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	5495
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only lootboxes you’ll find are filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! Say goodbye to battle passes and daily missions, because on our server, you make your own rules!

Join us and escape the madness of microtransactions and FOMO. Remember when video games were pure before the invention of lootboxes and battle passes? Our server is a throwback to those simpler times.

Embark on epic adventures and build your dream world without any EA shenanigans or Fortnite drama. Chat with fellow players and create unforgettable memories in a community untouched by Ecelebs or the chaos of the Covid pandemic.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where creativity reigns supreme and where Reddit and Twitter are just distant memories. Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination!