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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2185 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 66 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 49856 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.