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  • Miscast Minecraft Server

    Miscast Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 6623
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

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    Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

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  • CraftyLove – Partner Perks

    CraftyLove – Partner Perks
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 2972
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Emeralds Found: 247
    Chimeras Created: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are they a master builder in Minecraft? Do they know how to craft the perfect pickaxe? Do they always have your back when a creeper sneaks up on you? If not, then maybe it’s time to find a new partner on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can build towering castles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated one who will never let you down (unless they accidentally set off TNT in your house)? So come on, join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate today!

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  • Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server

    Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 6768
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 New Chunks Explored: 313547
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

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    yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

    imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

    plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰

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  • KyivCraft: No-Fly Zone in West

    KyivCraft: No-Fly Zone in West
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 2466
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14

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    Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? We got creepers dat be droppin’ diamonds like it’s hot potato, and zombies dat be breakdancin’ instead of tryna eat yo brains.

    But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground city filled with villagers who speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal that leads to a disco inferno where the pigmen throw raves every night.

    Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour? It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Rings meets a Justin Bieber concert (but in a good way, trust me).

    So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the digital universe. See ya there, homies!

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  • Treehouse Corpse Coop

    Treehouse Corpse Coop
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 5025
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Animals Bred: 19 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

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    yo come join our server where we build treehouses that are so lit, they make regular houses look like sad little shacks. imagine living in a tree, like a squirrel but way cooler. it’s like making a person hold a house made out of a corpse for the rest of their life, but in a fun way. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and cake. why wouldn’t you want to join? it’s like a party in the trees, but with less bugs and more explosions. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start living your best treehouse life!

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  • NexusDark: Where stealing hearts is encouraged! Join our semi-vanilla SMP now!

    NexusDark: Where stealing hearts is encouraged! Join our semi-vanilla SMP now!
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 7135
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Zombie Dances: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NsD Lf SMP)
    Server IP (Java) nexusdark.com
    Server IP (Bedrock) bedrock.nexusdark.com Port: 25544
    Supported Java Versions 1.8 to 1.21
    Server Location England, UK
    Average Active Users Count 2-4 Players
    Last Full-Server Restart 06/29/2024
    Online Since 04/06/2024

    Description: A Minecraft lifesteal SMP server with a small and active community, where players can enjoy a peaceful gaming experience.


    Great Uptime Record: We maintain a 99% uptime over the last month, with only quick restarts taking about 3 minutes when necessary.

    FAQs

    Q: Can I join the server if I use the Bedrock version of Minecraft?
    A: Yes, you can join using bedrock.nexusdark.com with Port 25544 and the latest Bedrock version.
    Q: What is the server’s policy on PvP?
    A: We promote a peaceful environment with no tryhards killing everyone. PvP is not the focus of our server.
    Q: How can I contact server administrators for assistance?
    A: You can reach out to our admins through in-game chat or on our Discord server.
    Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?
    A: We have a set of community guidelines to ensure everyone has a positive experience. These rules are available on our website.
    Q: Can I suggest new features or improvements for the server?
    A: Yes, we welcome player suggestions and feedback to make our server better for everyone.

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  • Pixelmonia Minecraft Server

    Pixelmonia Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 8028
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old teachers who just drone on and on about history? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, our history teacher is a time-traveling wizard who can take you on epic adventures through the ages!

    Imagine exploring ancient Egypt with Cleopatra as your tour guide, or fighting alongside Joan of Arc in the Hundred Years’ War. Our history teacher will make learning fun and exciting as you battle dinosaurs, sail with pirates, and even witness the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

    So why settle for boring textbooks when you can join our Minecraft server and experience history like never before? Sign up now and get ready for the wildest history lesson of your life!

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  • NieceHealth911 Minecraft Server

    NieceHealth911 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 9089
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and excitement!

    Picture this: You, a proud aunt, babysitting two amazing kids, Chloe and Harry. But wait, there’s a twist! Their parents are a power couple – a general surgeon and a workaholic with no work-life balance.

    One day at the park, Chloe falls and breaks her arm. Cue the chaos! Rushing to the hospital where the surgeon parent works, you witness the most epic display of medical expertise and emotional detachment.

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of family dynamics like never before! Will you be the compassionate aunt or the fiery voice of reason? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways.

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  • Pup-Free Cafe

    Pup-Free Cafe
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 4236
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 38

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    Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    We promise no surprise dogs will show up at your virtual dinner table, unless you want them to! Our server is dog-friendly, cat-friendly, and even creeper-friendly (just watch out for explosions)!

    Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where the only reservations you need to worry about are reserving your spot in our epic build battles! No need to worry about switching things up last minute – on our server, the only thing that’s set in stone is the blocks you’re mining!

    So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs friends bringing dogs to dinner when you can have friends bringing diamonds to your virtual castle? See you there!

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