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Chick Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Enchantments Applied:	225
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – HOT CHICK HEAVEN! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is filled with hot chicks who will be building and battling right alongside you. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve and Alex, here you’ll be teaming up with the likes of Chickzilla and Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that grants you three wishes. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want a chicken army to do your bidding? Consider it done.

And if you’re feeling peckish, head on over to our Chicken Cafe where you can feast on all things poultry – from chicken nuggets to chicken parmigiana. Just be careful not to anger the Chick-Fil-Army, a group of militant chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their delicious brethren.

So what are you waiting for? Join HOT CHICK HEAVEN today and prepare for a clucking good time!

CraftyCampusFun

campus fees, campus life, college, college savings, consequences, CraftyCampusFun, DAUGHTER, education, general education, Harsh, Honesty, Housing, IMPORTANCE, in-person classes, major-specific class, MONEY, online classes, skepticism, summer classes, Upset, value of money

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of being misled by your own daughter? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being deceived again! Our virtual world is full of surprises, but at least you won’t be spending money on housing and meal plans that you don’t need. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden classes that magically turn into in-person ones at the last minute! Don’t be too harsh on yourself, join us and let the unexpected things happen in a fun and exciting way!

WrongHotel Minecraft Server

bad experience, dirty room, disappointing stay., false advertising, immediate, inconvenient location, lack of amenities, Minecraft, misleading photos, noisy neighbors, outdated decor, Overpriced, poor service, red flag, rude staff, Server, uncomfortable bed, unresponsive management, unsafe location, unsanitary conditions, wrong hotel, WrongHotel

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

If the hotel lobby is filled with creepers instead of concierges, you might want to reconsider your booking. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect getaway for all your blocky adventures! Join us and experience a hotel like no other, where the rooms are made of diamonds and the beds are made of fluffy sheep. Forget room service, here you can order a delicious feast of golden apples and enchanted potions delivered right to your crafting table. And don’t worry about noisy neighbors, our Enderman security team will make sure your stay is as peaceful as a baby zombie sleeping. So why settle for a boring hotel when you can join our server and make memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset, whichever comes first)!

MineCraftAdmireCraft

Admire, Authenticity, characteristics, compassion, determination, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humility, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, leadership, MineCraftAdmireCraft, people, positivity, Qualities, resilience, Traits, VALUES, virtues

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Do you admire people who can build a house out of dirt and survive a creeper explosion without breaking a sweat? Then you’ll love our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our players are so talented, they once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon (true story, ask Steve)! So if you’re looking for a server where you can show off your skills and make friends with fellow blockheads, look no further. Join us today and let the adventures begin!

LePenCraft: Build Walls, Not Alliances

alliances, anti-immigration, BUILD, CONSERVATIVE, elections, european union, extremism, far right, far-right movement, France, German, global politics, international relations, Le Pen, leader, LePenCraft, MODEL, nationalism, Politics, populism, radicalization, right wing, Victory, walls

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and have epic dance parties with creepers. we even have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireworks out of its butt. join now and be part of our wacky adventure, where anything is possible, even a far-right leader seeing Le Pen victory as a model for our server domination. let’s gooooooo!

SecretCraft: Shhhhhhhh!

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, covert operation, Enigma, hidden, Hidden Truth, Mystery, Private, secret society, SecretCraft, shhhhhhhh, top secret, undisclosed, undisclosed information., unknown, unrevealed, world’s best kept secret

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magic Items Found:	2102
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42

yo, u ever heard of dis minecraft server? it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. like, u can build ur own castle and ride a pig into battle.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they say if u find it, u can become the ruler of the cheese kingdom.

also, there’s a rumor that the server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays golden eggs. like, imagine all the diamonds u could get from that chicken!

so come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

MilkBat & MonkeyDads

animal parenting, bat behavior, bat biology, Dayak fruit bat, evolutionary strategy, fatherhood in animals, harmful microbes, male breastfeeding, male lactation, male milk production, mammal evolution, mammal nursing, MilkBat, MonkeyDads, nursing behavior, owl monkey, paternal care, primary caregiver, primate behavior, single parent nursing, unique mammal behavior, wild mammal

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Towns Built:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Emeralds Found:	2506	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dayak fruit bats producing milk like what even is that? owl monkey dads taking care of babies like a boss and only letting females nurse them for safety like whoa. it’s like a crazy evolutionary strategy to keep those harmful microbes at bay. if you want to experience the wildest and weirdest things in minecraft, then this is the place to be. join now for a mind-blowing adventure like no other!

winningcurry smp

Discord, f2p, new smp, No hacking, rules, smp, Survival, winningcurry smp

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

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Loli-Free Vtuber Minecraft Server

Anime, community standards, content creators, Disgusting, entertainment industry, ethical standards, hobby, inappropriate, internet culture, LoliFree, Lolis, Minecraft, online personas, online safety, online streaming, Server, social responsibility, underage characters, virtual avatars, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers, wrong kind of people

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Towns Built:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Emeralds Found:	5037
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of dealing with creepy lolicons in the Vtuber community? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have banned all lolis and only allow wholesome content. Our server is a safe haven for Vtubers who just want to have fun without worrying about creepy individuals lurking around. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical barrier that repels all lolicons, so you can mine and build in peace without any unwanted attention. Join us today and say goodbye to the lolis once and for all!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Communication, confusion, Connection, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, emotions, Expectations, Experience, feelings, fulfillment, Intimacy, Minecraft, Perception, Pleasure, porn, Reality, relationships, Server, sex, society, Struggle, video games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. But beware, the lair was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their treasure. The player had to battle the chickens in an epic showdown that ended with a chicken riding a pig into the sunset. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant cactus mount. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cactus King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. One player even wished for a pet dragon and now they roam the server wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

HubbyGrossOutCraft

anger management, Behavior, Communication, controller, depression, disgust, Gaming, grossed out, HubbyGrossOutCraft, husband, internet, Kids, kids devices, lying.., Online game, relationship, SMASH, stress, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9640	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s controller-smashing shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will distract you from all the drama in your life.

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your husband’s questionable behavior. Who needs a controller when you have a pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Plus, our server is so lit, it will cure your husband’s depression in no time. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way to happiness? So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where broken controllers are a thing of the past!