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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 4344 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 5198 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!
