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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5042 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 52 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Are you tired of the American male sitting around playing video games all day instead of contributing to society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and help us solve the plight of the American male by putting him back into the workforce… in Minecraft!
We have created a virtual economy where players can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and even start their own businesses. Who needs a job in the real world when you can be a virtual entrepreneur in our SMP?
But that’s not all! We also host weekly marriage ceremonies where players can find their virtual soulmate and start a virtual family. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?
So come join us and be a part of the solution to getting the American male off the couch and into the virtual workforce. Plus, where else can you say you got married in Minecraft? Join us now and start living the dream… in pixels!
