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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3615 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
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