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KosherCraft SMP: The Honorary Jews
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to get out of debt like Dave Ramsey! Our server is filled with low IQ troglodytes who will give you “common sense” tips on how to make millions by working 80 hours a week and living on rice and beans. Mr. Shlomo’s debts will be a thing of the past once you join our insane community! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure! -
BlockBusterCraft
lol imagine a minecraft server where we block all the boring stuff until they do what we want. like, we won’t let anyone build a house until they dance like a chicken for 10 minutes straight. and if you want to use a diamond pickaxe, you have to sing the national anthem of a random country. it’s chaos, but in a fun way. come join us and see what ridiculous demands we come up with next! -
Kill4GainCraft
join our epic minecraft server and avoid becoming a victim of human killers! they are out there, lurking in the shadows, waiting to strike when you least expect it. but fear not, on our server, you will be protected by a magical forcefield that repels all evil intentions.not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most powerful creatures in all of minecraft. from giant flying pigs to fire-breathing llamas, you will never know what crazy creature you will encounter next.
and if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. but be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to navigate its treacherous tunnels and claim the riches within.
so what are you waiting for? join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. just remember, watch your back and never trust a chicken.
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Oops SMP
A newly started SMP server based in Canada. Semi-Vanilla with tpr, sethome, pvp toggle, etc. Come join!
mc.oopsismp.com
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SlaveCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your deepest desires? Look no further! Our server is so insane, you’ll be begging for more (just like that questionable message you received)! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in some truly bizarre situations – like being someone’s “worthless sex slave” (in-game, of course)! So come on, join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible (and maybe a little bit questionable)! -
Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Creeper Conquerors: Endwalker Edition
Gaming, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, online events, Final Fantasy XIV Community, MEETUPSWelcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server, also known as Rizzing Up Cute femras Edition, is filled with insane adventures and wild events that will keep you on your toes.Join us for our in-game events like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, where you can earn epic rewards just for watching Twitch streams. And don’t miss our meetups, like the Casual CC Sync Meetup on top of a ship or the Tural Thread Throwdown in a mysterious instance.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with resources, free companies, and linkshells that will help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
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BlockyLove: Swipe Right, Mine Your Heart
Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate dating paradise for all the single players out there! Our pixelated love experts will give you brutally honest dating advice that will have all the creepers swooning over you in no time. From crafting the perfect pick-up lines to building the most romantic pixel art, our server has everything you need to find your player two. So why wait? Join now and start swiping right on love! -
LNGcraft: Russian Floating Fortress
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a floating LNG facility under military protection just like russia!!! why would you want to join? well, because we have GIANT floating gas tanks that you can explore and mine for resources!! but watch out for the military protection, they might shoot you if you get too close LOL.join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!!! trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. plus, who doesn’t want to pretend they’re in russia launching a giant gas facility while playing minecraft?? it’s like a dream come true, but in block form.
so what are you waiting for?? come join us and start your adventure on the world’s largest floating LNG facility under military protection minecraft server!! it’s gonna be LIT 🔥🔥🔥
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FrostyFridgeLand
come join dis epic minecraft server where we keep all our frozen products outside in da arctic countries cuz why not??! we got polar bears guarding our chests and penguins as our pets. if you join now, you might even find a secret igloo filled with diamonds and emeralds. plus, our snowball fights are lit af, you don’t wanna miss out on that action. so come on over and chill with us in da coolest server around! -
FitCraft: Anxiety Crusher
Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this EPIC Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like a magical potion for reducing anxiety! Like, for real, bro. College students who play on our server, exercise, and eat healthy food, they be feeling so chill and relaxed, man. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and diamonds!When you’re mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies, your anxiety levels drop faster than a stack of sand blocks. Physical activity on our server is like a superpower, making you feel like you can take on anything that comes your way. And don’t even get me started on the power of dietary nutrition and lifestyle habits in Minecraft. It’s like your character becomes a zen master, floating through the pixelated world with ease.
So, if you wanna level up your mental health game and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can find. Are you up for the challenge? Let’s do this, gamers!