Astros Reach: Where Minecrafters Go to Procrastinate Adulting and Pretend to be 18+

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

About Us:

Server Type	Community-oriented SMP
Server Age	1 year
World Reset	No current plans for resets

Features:

Long-term vanilla world
Free creative world
Weekly and monthly events
Helpful and knowledgeable community
Caring staff

Server Info:

Server Version	1.21
World Border	No border
Additional Features	Various recipe add-ons, high-end hardware

How to Join:

Join our Discord and fill out an application. Must be 18+ years old.

Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, with some added datapacks and mods for optimization.
How often does the world reset?	Only when voted upon by the players.
What is the server hardware?	Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4
Can I join if I’m under 18?	No, the server is for ages 18 and older only.

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens. But be warned, the creepers on our server have learned how to do the Macarena and will dance their way into your base if you’re not careful.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Troll Bridge” where you have to answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can trade with mermaids for rare items and battle sea monsters with enchanted tridents.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. It’s just getting worse…in the best way possible!

SMPyMcSMP – Minecraft SMP: CONFIRMED

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses! How crazy is that?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken race around the entire server. The winner got a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity. Who knew chickens were such speedy little creatures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of zany adventures await you in our crazy world. Just be prepared for anything – even if it involves high cross-CCD latencies and windows shenanigans.

GatherCraft SMP: Auntie’s Dance-off

Absurd, amusing, Aunties, awkward, BIZARRE, Comical, crazy, danceoff, EMBARRASSING, family gathering, funny, GatherCraft, hilarious, odd, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, Ridiculous, Shocking.., smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Emeralds Found:	318
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Animals Bred:	93
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the most exciting thing that happens is Aunt Mildred accidentally spilling her drink on Uncle Bob’s lap? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where the family drama is turned up to 11!

Picture this: instead of arguing over who gets the last piece of pie, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with your cousins. And forget awkward small talk with distant relatives, now you can bond over building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their woolly reign? The choice is yours.

So if you’re ready to trade in family drama for Minecraft madness, join us and see just how wild a family gathering can truly be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

PixelatedUgly

Appearance, arrogance, attitude, bad manners, Behavior, closed-mindedness, dishonesty, hygiene, insensitivity, lack of ambition, lack of confidence, laziness, Negativity, Personality, PixelatedUgly, poor communication skills, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, Unattractive, unkindness

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crops Grown:	1378	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and noobs? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your gameplay and have a laugh while doing it!

Join us if you want to avoid the ultimate Minecraft turn-off: players who build ugly, square houses that look like they were made by a blind Enderman! Our server is filled with master builders who can create epic structures that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as hilarious, talented, and downright crazy as we are? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

HaniyehsSonGoneBoom

Assassination, cell phone, Claim, Conflict, Conspiracy, gaza, guided missile, Hamas Leader, Haniyeh, HaniyehsSonGoneBoom, intelligence, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, political intrigue, Son, speculation, targeted killing, Technology, Terrorism, WARFARE

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Votes:	3349	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, so like, on this wild Minecraft server, we got this crazy story where Haniyeh’s son was playin’ Minecraft on his phone, right? And then outta nowhere, a freakin’ guided missile tracked his cell phone and BOOM, it took out the leader of Hamas! Like, talk about intense PvP action, amirite? Join this server for the most epic battles and unexpected plot twists, yo! Who knows what other world leaders might get taken out next, haha! Let’s get this party started, gamers!

SilentCraft: Loudest Argument

Argument, arguments, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, debate, disagreement, Expression, Listening, loudest, mediation, Négotiation, nonverbal, Peaceful, Quiet, resolution, Silence, SilentCraft, SPEECHLESS.., Understanding, vocalization

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

u know wat else is loud? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can join and BATTLE llamas with LASER EYES. yep, u heard me right. these llamas are sick of bein cute and fluffy so they got LASER EYES to take down any player who crosses their path. but dont worry, u can team up with the TALKING SHEEP who will help u defeat the evil llamas and conquer the land.

if that aint enough to convince u to join, how about the fact that we have a SECRET UNDERWATER CITY filled with MERMAIDS who will trade u rare items for fish? yep, u can swim with the mermaids and explore the depths of the ocean to find hidden treasures.

but wait, theres more! our server also has a GIANT CHICKEN who lays DIAMOND EGGS. thats right, u can collect these precious diamond eggs and become the richest player on the server.

so why wait? join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures uve ever had in the blocky world. remember, silence may be loud, but our server is even LOUDER.

TextCraft: Empowering Introverts

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Votes:	4920
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ores Mined:	6698	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
New Chunks Explored:	642149	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where introverts rule da world! If you use texting to express yo self, dis da place for you! We got introverts levelin’ up their self-confidence like bosses! Text yo way to greatness and show da world who’s boss in dis epic server! Join now and unleash yo inner introvert power!

Land of Andonia: Where factions rule, mods abound, and kingdom shenanigans unfold!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

World of Andonia RPG Survival Server

Features
Modded RPG Survival: Experience the challenge of RL Craft combined with rich roleplaying elements.
Three Main Factions: Empire of Foxon Kingdom of the Yellow Mountain Kingdom of Gaurhoth
Create Your Own Path: Form your own factions, sub-factions, or even entire kingdoms!
Dynamic Roles: Become a powerful leader, a humble trader, a skilled craftsman, or any role your heart desires.

Quests & Adventures
Unique Storylines: Each faction offers special quests and story interactions. Your choices shape your destiny.
Giant Battles: Lead armies into massive conflicts or live a peaceful life – the choice is yours.
Server Events: Participate in exciting hosted and random events that keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.

Open World Exploration
Solo or Team Play: Go it alone or build massive civilizations with friends.
Equal Opportunities: Non-faction players have access to their own questlines, ensuring a balanced and rewarding experience.

Ready to conquer Andonia? Join our Discord community to get started: https://discord.gg/rCuRC9BA3J

Unleash your potential in the World of Andonia and become the strongest, richest, and most powerful player on the server!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I create my own faction?	Yes, players can form their own factions, sub-factions, or even entire kingdoms in the World of Andonia.
Are there special quests for each faction?	Yes, each faction offers unique storylines and quests for players to engage with.
How can I participate in server events?	Players can join exciting hosted events and participate in random events to keep the gameplay engaging.
Is solo play supported on the server?	Yes, players can choose to go it alone or team up with others to explore and build in the open world.

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, books, character sheet workdocs, Cira, combat mod list, comprehensive combat mod, Crafty, Elder Thread, FAQs, gear list, imperial library, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patch notes, returning users, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, skyblivion, Social, UESP, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Votes:	2127

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, wizards, and waifus galore.

Our server is so epic, it’s sponsored by the Skyblivion EditionPatch Notes – because who needs boring old regular patch notes when you can have Skyrim Special Edition creations update patch notes, am I right?

But that’s not all, folks! We have mods, modding guides, and FAQs that will blow your mind. And if you ever have a problem or suggestion, just hit up the “Contact” button at the top right of the site.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our characters. They’re so legendary, they have their own stories and social lives. You’ll be laughing, crying, and cheering them on as they embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft.

And let’s not forget about our sister threads – /tg/tgesg/, /aco/teslg/, and our retarded sister thread [REDACTED]. They’re like the dysfunctional family you never knew you needed.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, gear up with our minimal starting modlist, and get ready for the most insane combat experience of your life. Elder Thread, eat your heart out – we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level!

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