hoshin asuult – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

StickerShop Ban: Minecraft Server

age appropriate, Ban, Behavior, Business, children, COORDINATOR, curse words, Customers, Demand, EMBARRASSMENT, family event, greeting cards, inappropriate content, Kids, market, Minecraft, parents, Sassy, Server, snarky, sticker shop, StickerShop, Vendors, Venue

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to corrupt your kids’ minds with our vile filth! Our sassy and snarky greeting cards and stickers are definitely not appropriate for children, so parents beware!

Join us for a wild ride as we turn innocent little ones into rebellious troublemakers with just a few curse words on stickers and cards. Just like the lady at the market, you’ll be screaming at us for exposing your kids to our rotten behavior in no time!

But don’t worry, we won’t give in to your demands for free age-appropriate stickers. We stand by our inappropriate content and we’re not afraid to kick you and your kids out of our server if you can’t handle the heat.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting choices and have you laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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MacCraftedGifts

best buy, Birthday, birthday gift, birthday present, Cheap, dissatisfaction, electronics, gift, husband, jewelry, macbook, MacCraftedGifts, Marriage, MONEY, refurbished, savings, serial number, Spouse, Technology, used Macbook, Wife

Are you tired of being called “cheap” by your friends just because you like to save a few bucks here and there? Then join our Minecraft server, where being frugal is celebrated! We understand the importance of getting the best bang for your buck, just like how you found that sweet deal on a refurbished Macbook for your wife’s birthday.

On our server, you can show off your thrifty skills by building the most budget-friendly creations, like a castle made entirely out of recycled materials or a farm that runs on solar power. And if anyone dares to call you “cheap,” just hit them with your diamond pickaxe and show them who’s boss!

So come join us and let your inner money-saver shine in a world where being frugal is not just a way of life, but a way of survival. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of discounts and deals along the way. See you on the server, bargain hunters!

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BaseZombieHideout – Because who wouldn’t want to survive the apocalypse in a hospital filled with supplies and medicine?

Apocalypse, base, BaseZombieHideout, Defense, emergency, Filled, Fortified, HIDEOUT, Hospital, location, Medicine, preparedness, Quarantine, refuge, remote, Resources, Safety, Secure, Shelter, strategy, stronghold, supplies, Survival, SURVIVE, tactical, wouldnt, zombie apocalypse

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate zombie apocalypse survival challenge! Join us and choose your base/hideout from a range of crazy options like a haunted amusement park, a zombie-infested mall, or even a top-secret government lab filled with experimental monsters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin team consists of actual zombie experts who have survived multiple apocalypses (according to them, at least). They will guide you through the dangers of the undead hordes with their extensive knowledge of zombie behavior and tactics.

But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons like the “Zombie Zapper 3000” and “Exploding Cow Launcher” to help you fend off the zombie horde in style. And if you’re feeling particularly brave, you can even take on our special event where you have to survive a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Remember, the fate of humanity (or at least your Minecraft base) is in your hands.

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HostageHavocMC

Conflict Resolution, gaza, Hamas, Hamas operative, hostage crisis, hostage rescue, hostage situation, HostageHavocMC, hostages, idf, international relations, Israeli defense forces, Journalism, Middle East conflict, military operation, Palestinian journalist, Palestinian militants, rescue operation, security forces, Terrorism, terrorism threat

Yo, you gotta join this sick Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, one time, this dude was playin’ and he found a secret cave full of diamonds and emeralds, but then a creeper came outta nowhere and blew it all up! It was hilarious, man!

And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!

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ElbowsOffTablesMC

Behavior, customs, Dining, dining etiquette, Disregard, disregard for rules, disrespectful behavior., Elbows, ElbowsOffTablesMC, Etiquette, habits, Manners, modern etiquette, outdated rules, social behavior, social norms, societal norms, society, table etiquette, table manners, Tables

So, like, you know how elbows on tables used to be, like, a big deal? well, not on this server, man! we’re all about elbows on tables, elbows on chairs, elbows on anything you want! come join us and show off your best elbow skills in our epic elbow-building competitions. trust me, you’ve never seen elbows like this before. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent elbows who are plotting to take over the world. so, like, join us now before it’s too late! #elbowsrule #elbowpower #joinusnow

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CraftyRejects: The Grad’s Roguelite

Career Change, Career Transition, coding, computer science, CraftyRejects, creativity, development process, game development, Grads, graduated, indie game development, job rejections, Job Search, learning, persistence, problem solving, programming, Rejected Applications, resilience, Roguelite, skill-building, Software Development

so, like, u know how u keep applying for jobs and they keep sayin no? well, me too. so i said screw it and decided to make a ROGUELIKE MINECRAFT SERVER instead. like, u can totally escape the real world and just chill in this crazy virtual world i made. it’s like a mix of dungeons and dragons and minecraft, but with a twist. u gotta fight off zombie creepers and evil skeletons while trying to find the ultimate treasure. and get this, if u die, u gotta start alllll over again. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, right? so come join my server and let’s see if u got what it takes to beat the ultimate roguelike challenge. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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Silvermons: Pixelmon… where even the Pokemon are in on the mods!

Battle Tower, Casual players, Champion’s Gauntlet, competitive players, Curseforge, custom level cap, ELITE 4, friendly community, Gyms, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, non pay-to-win, Pixelmon, player events, Player Gym system, Player vs environment, pokemon, Rank progression, Reforged, Silvermons, Unique Format

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has of content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Description

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has of content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	play.silvermons.com
What version of Pixelmon Reforged is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
What modpack is the server using?	The Pixelmon Modpack

Anon’s Lucky Block Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, BLOCK, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Gripping, Intriguing, Lucky, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 77749905, novel, page-turner, plot twist, puzzling, Server, Suspense, suspense novel, Suspenseful, Tasty, Thriller

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious buffet of fun! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground taco dungeon (shh, don’t tell anyone)! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Bacon, battle evil mobs with enchanted cheese swords, and build a castle made entirely out of candy canes (just watch out for the sugar rush)! So come on over to our server and get ready for a taste of adventure like never before!

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JigokuCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, art, BAITED, Based, brown loli, Dark, Doujins, FANART, FANTASY, Gay, Good, illustration, JigokuCraft, Jigokuraku, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, reading, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be baited by fanart that will lead you down a rabbit hole of madness and mayhem. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Once you’re in, you’ll discover a world where the only doujins available are about a brown loli – because why not add a little spice to your Minecraft experience?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not only based, but also totally gay – in the best way possible! So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing, entertained, and on your toes, then come join us for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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HomelessBros Minecraft Server

adulting, adulting struggles, family, financial boundaries, helping family, HomelessBros, Minecraft, money management, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for a house, Server, setting boundaries, sibling communication, sibling dynamics, sibling expectations, sibling favoritism, sibling financial support, sibling independence, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, sibling support, Siblings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your real-life family and join a new family of blocky friends!

Do you have a sibling who constantly calls you for money or favors? Well, on our server, you can block them without feeling guilty! No more being the ATM for your irresponsible brother, now you can focus on building your dream house with your Minecraft boyfriend up north.

Join us and build a world where you don’t have to worry about your brother’s messy love life or his car getting repossessed. Instead, focus on mining for diamonds and exploring new biomes with your new virtual family.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where you can finally say “f*ck it, I’ll figure it out” just like your brother did. Don’t be the AH in your real life, be the hero of your own Minecraft story!

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