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CraftyGate – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7432	Potions Brewed:	91
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with female Tieflings, Tav Edition!

Watch our PC trailer where Tieflings roam free and cause chaos: [insert crazy link here]

But wait, there’s more! Check out our PS5 trailer where Tieflings take over the world: [insert even crazier link here]

Patch 7 is now live, where Tieflings get even more mischievous: [link to non-existent patch notes]

Patch 6 is also live, where Tieflings learn new tricks: [link to non-existent patch notes]

And don’t forget about Patch 5, where Tieflings… well, you get the idea: [link to non-existent patch notes]

Join our Wiki where you can learn all about the world of Tieflings: [link to non-existent wiki]

Want to mod your game? Check out our mods that will make your Tiefling experience even crazier: [link to non-existent mods]

Have burning questions about Tieflings? We’ve got answers:

– Q: How often should I long rest? A: Long rest often to see all the crazy companion interactions with Tieflings!

– Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path? A: Knock her out in Act 1 and miss out on the sex scene, but still get the romance!

– Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass? A: Both! Explore both for maximum Tiefling fun!

– Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially “Tav+”? A: Yes, get even more content with Tieflings, but watch out for losing companions!

– Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles? A: Nope, just watch out for that DC21 Wisdom check!

– Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice? A: Only if you want to avoid extreme rolls, otherwise, go wild with your Tiefling adventures!

Take our polls to decide the fate of Tieflings on our server:

– Romance: [link to ridiculous poll] – Race: [link to even more ridiculous poll] – Class: [link to insanely ridiculous poll] – Companions: [link to absurdly ridiculous poll]

Join our server now for a pasta-filled, Tiefling extravaganza! Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits you: [link to non-existent thread]

Kouki’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

#Automotive, Adventures, aftermarket modifications, car culture, Car Enthusiast, car parts, custom cars, Drifting, Honda, Import cars, jdm, kouki, Koukis, Minecraft, Mitsubishi, modified cars, nissan, performance upgrades, Racing, smp, subaru, Toyota, Tuner culture, turbocharged

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Potato Queen for control over the server’s food supply. Will the chickens lay enough eggs to overthrow the potatoes? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join their cause or fight against the fluffy uprising?

And let’s not forget about the legendary quest for the Golden Kouki, a rare and powerful item that will grant its wielder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cookies. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Remember, on our server, anything is possible – especially when it comes to the almighty Kouki!

Gross Negligence Minecraft Server

death, Deceit, Deception, Desperation, establishment, family, Fault, gross, gross negligence, Inheritance, insurance fraud, lawsuit, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, negligence, Payout, Plan, scheme, Server, strategy, Tragedy, Value, wrongful death

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in death you can leave your family with a fat stack of diamonds! Join us and embark on a wild adventure to make an establishment look at fault for your demise. Whether you fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, rest assured your family will be rolling in virtual riches thanks to our outrageous wrongful death suits! So come on, join us and let’s make some establishments pay for your untimely demise in the most hilarious ways possible!

This Is Nuts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	5549	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up tap dancing as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance battles for enchanted diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Mojang developers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit and wielding a carrot sword? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for a journey filled with laughter, absurdity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dimension Hops:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRA1.SKYBARS.ME

””Zoomer City Minecraft Server””

/pol/ tard, buzz words, Chud, city, election tourist, go back, incel, irony, Minecraft, nazi, newfag, normal, nu/a/, reddit, Server, tiktok, Tourist, twitter, underage, Zoomer

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of being called a zoomer, newfag, or even worse, a tourist on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we welcome all kinds of players, even the most outrageous ones!

Are you an election tourist looking for a place to escape the chaos of politics? Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only election happening is for the best build of the week!

Are you a /pol/tard, chud, or even a nazi looking for a safe space to express your controversial views? Look no further, because on our server, we have a designated area called “The Edge” where you can spout your nonsense without fear of being banned (unless you start griefing, then we’ll have to ban you).

Are you an incel tired of being rejected in the real world? Join our server and build the ultimate fortress to protect yourself from the imaginary hordes of women trying to steal your precious diamonds!

Are you a fan of irony, buzz words, or just looking for a normal place to hang out? Our server has it all, from ironic builds to buzzword bingo events, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave TikTok, Reddit, and Twitter behind and join our insane Minecraft server where anything goes (except griefing, seriously, don’t do that).

> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP

economic indicators, Economy, financial news, Financial Planning, fiscal policy, Government, INAUGURATION, Investments, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Normalfags, office, Politics, retards, retirement savings, SELLING, smp, stock market, TAKES, tax returns, trump, wealth building

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!

So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

No Racism Minecraft Server

activism, anti-racism, Black Lives Matter, black people, civil rights, discrimination, Diversity, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, minority rights, prejudice, racial bias, racial discrimination, Racial equality, racial injustice, racial profiling, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, systemic racism

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Towns Built:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Villages Defended:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of all the discrimination against black sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace diversity and celebrate all colors of wool! Join us and help us put an end to the woolly racism that has plagued the Minecraft community for far too long. Plus, rumor has it that our black sheep drop extra rare loot when sheared – so come on over and start shearing for some epic rewards! Let’s make Minecraft a more inclusive and colorful place for all players, one sheep at a time.

Dark Intellectual Minecraft SMP

atmosphere, Character development, cinematic universe, creative vision, Dark, dark intellectual, Darth Maul, death, Director, filmmaking, films, iconic, intellectual, Legacy, lightsaber, lucas, Minecraft, ridley scott, Sith, smp, Star Wars, storytelling, The Phantom Menace, Villain

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the crazy antics and wild adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Darth Maul himself, who has somehow found his way into our Minecraft world and is wreaking havoc on all the players. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his double-bladed lightsaber for yourself?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that George Lucas and Ridley Scott are also roaming around the server, creating epic storylines and mind-bending plot twists for all the players to enjoy. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll come up with next?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a truly out-of-this-world adventure. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky and wild server!

Med or Arab Minecraft Server

Appearance, arab, Arab descent, Brazilian, Diversity, ethnic features, ethnicity, Ghoul, Ginger, Identity, Israeli culture, Israelis, Italian, Med, Mediterranean, Mediterranean descent, middle eastern, Minecraft, mixed heritage, multicultural, racial ambiguity, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7430
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of trying to figure out if someone is Israeli, Arab, Italian, or a Brazi übermutt? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where players morph into different nationalities every time they respawn. One minute you could be a pale ginger ghoul, the next you could be mistaken for a Brazilian beach bum. Who knows what crazy adventure awaits you on our server! Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience.