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TaiwanCraft Server: Trump-Proof Defense

Asia-Pacific, Defence, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, foreign policy, global affairs, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Military, military alliances, national security, political response, regional security, self defense, self reliance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic planning, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, trump, TrumpProof

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4903
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we defend taiwan from trump’s crazy attacks!!! we got secret weapons like exploding chickens and flying pigs to keep us safe. our foreign minister is a pro at building impenetrable fortresses with rainbow-colored walls. come join us and show trump who’s boss in the virtual world!

Cubecraft Exodus: 1M Gone in 2 Years!

ADMISSION, asylum seekers, caribbean, Crisis, Cuba, cubecraft, economic collapse, EMIGRATION, exodus, FLEEING, immigration, Latin America, Massive, Migration, million people, political turmoil, population decrease, Refugee Crisis, social unrest, Two Years, WAVE, Years

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got so much cool stuff happening, you won’t even believe it. like, we got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and the best part is, you can trade with them for super rare items that will blow your mind.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant volcano that erupts every hour on the hour? it’s like a fireworks show, but with lava. so epic, dude.

plus, we have this crazy quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. rumor has it, whoever wields it becomes invincible and can ride a flying pig into battle. sounds legit, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a server. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of having too much fun. in that case, maybe stay away.

BrainCraft: ADHD vs ASD

adhd, ASD, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Autism Spectrum Disorder, brain activity, brain development, brain function, brain imaging, brain patterns, brain research, braincraft, cognitive differences, cognitive function, distinct conditions, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, neurological conditions, neurological differences, unique differences

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	282
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the brain activity patterns are, like, so unique and stuff. like, adhd and asd are, like, totally different, but also kinda similar, ya know? but, like, the brain function is, like, way more significant on this server.

so, like, if you wanna experience some, like, crazy brain activity patterns and, like, be part of a totally distinct condition, then, like, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, so wild and insane, you won’t even believe it.

come join the fun and, like, experience the most unique brain activity patterns in minecraft history. you won’t regret it, dude. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad.

🌎 The Island of Endless Laughs – 1.20.4 Java SMP for adults. Join us for a Vanilla adventure! LGBTQ+ love only!

#exciting, 1.20.4, Adults, Adventure, apply, Builder, close-knit, Community, Connection, Discord, donation, Endless, Events, gameplay, Gatherer, Global, ISLAND, java, Join, laughs, LGBTQ, Lore, love, Minecraft, Performance, Projects, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping, smp, update, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Java Minecraft
Age Restriction	18+
Server Location	East US coast
Player Run Projects	Yes
Events	Weekly contests and events
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

What makes Infinity Isles stand out?

Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla server for 18+ players with a tightly knit community, player-run projects, events, active Discord, and more!

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a mature player base. Applications are carefully reviewed before acceptance.

Are there donation perks?

Yes, there are donation perks, but they are strictly non-Pay-To-Win. Proceeds go towards server improvements.

Can I join player-run projects?

Absolutely! Players are encouraged to contribute to developing the server’s appearance through building and material gathering.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not tolerated on Infinity Isles. Any damage caused by griefers is swiftly rolled back and repaired.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

censorship laws, criminal charges, criminal offenses, CuntCraft, extremist content, freedom of speech, hate speech laws, hate speech prosecution, inciting violence, internet regulations, legal consequences, legal implications, Minecraft, Nazi propaganda, online censorship, online hate speech, promoting violence, propaganda dissemination, Server, social media regulations, spreading extremist views, spreading hate speech

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6410	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of getting arrested for spreading Nazi propaganda in your country? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spread all the Nazi propaganda you want without any consequences! Our server is a safe haven for all your controversial beliefs and ideas. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the authorities and plan your next propaganda campaign. Join now and let your inner Nazi shine in our virtual world!

Niece’s Grim Minecraft Server

acceptance, comfort, Communication, coping, counseling, death, emotions, Empathy, family, Grief, grim, Loss, loved ones, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, nieces, processing grief, relationships, Sadness, Server, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	180
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly cheating death in the most hilarious ways possible.

Our server is so wild that even my niece keeps telling me about people dying that are close to her. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! From falling into lava pits to getting blown up by creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Just be sure to have a bucket of water handy to put out those fiery mishaps!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

annoyance, baby, BabyCraft, Babysitting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Empathy, helping girlfriend, infant son, Minecraft, night time, nighttime routine, parenting, Partnership, prioritizing sleep, relationship, Server, Sleep, sleeping in the living room, Support, Understanding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	722743	Endless Night Skies:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	211
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Animals Bred:	118

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your relationship skills? Look no further than our server! Join now for the ultimate challenge of balancing your in-game adventures with real-life drama.

Picture this: you’re building a magnificent castle in Minecraft, when suddenly your in-game girlfriend asks for help taking care of her friend’s virtual baby. Will you prioritize your sleep over her needs, or will you choose to stay by her side and face the consequences?

With outrageous scenarios like this, our server will keep you on your toes and make you question your decision-making skills. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and unforgettable moments!

GrannyGoneWild: DealWithIt

Boundaries, Break, Burnout, caregiving, Communication, Conflict, DealWithIt, Decision making, Expectations, family, GrannyGoneWild, Guilt, holiday, mental health, Priorities, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, selfish, Support, travel

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Potions Brewed:	35
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	186102
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands just like in this crazy story!

Imagine a server where you have to care for virtual grandparents while your siblings jet off on virtual holidays, leaving you to do all the work. Will you snap and book a month-long virtual trip across the US, only to be called selfish by your virtual family? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped by your virtual Nan and siblings for wanting a well-deserved break. Will you cancel your virtual trip or stand your ground and take that month-long vacation? The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a virtual adventure filled with family feuds, emotional breakdowns, and outrageous demands. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

NoDateMinecraftServer

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you tired of dating people who don’t appreciate the beauty of a perfectly crafted pixelated castle? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is filled with players who understand the importance of building a solid foundation, both in relationships and in-game structures.

Join us if you never want to date someone who doesn’t understand the thrill of finding diamonds in a virtual cave or who doesn’t appreciate the artistry of a well-designed redstone contraption. Our players are all about that blocky life and will never let you down when it comes to supporting your pixelated dreams.

So if you’re looking for a partner who shares your love for all things Minecraft, join our server today and start building a love that’s as strong as obsidian (but hopefully not as hard to break).

MemecraftMemorized

brain exercise, brain teaser, cognitive recall, Irrelevant, long term memory, MemecraftMemorized, Memorized, Memory, memory game, mental retention, Pointless, Random, Recollection, trivia night, trivial, trivial pursuit, unimportant, useless, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of remembering useless things like your ex’s phone number or the lyrics to a song you hate? Well, join our Minecraft server and put that brain power to good use! Our server is so wacky and wild that you’ll forget all about those pointless memories. Plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant chicken with a diamond sword! So come on, join us and say goodbye to useless memories forever!