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ExamCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Villages Defended:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Have you ever seen a student try to summon a creeper to blow up their exam paper? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our exams are so intense, even the Ender Dragon would break a sweat. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question reality, look no further. Come join us and see what crazy shenanigans await you!

BlockyHighSchoolDrama

Achievements, Adulthood, aspirations, BlockyHighSchoolDrama, good looking, high school, life after high school, Memories, Nostalgia, past, peer pressure, personal growth, Popularity, Reflection, relationships, reunion, self esteem, social dynamics, success, transformation, ultra-popular

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	136
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Remember those ultra-popular kids in high school who seemed to have it all – the looks, the charm, the popularity? Well, they all ended up on our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because they realized that building epic structures and battling mobs in a virtual world is way cooler than being the king or queen of the cafeteria.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself teaming up with former prom kings and queens to take on epic quests and challenges. And let’s just say, their skills on the dance floor have nothing on their skills with a diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of the school mascot haunts our server, and only the bravest players can uncover the secrets of its past. Will you be the one to solve the mystery and earn the respect of your former high school peers?

So come on, join our server and see what happens when the popular kids trade in their designer clothes for diamond armor. It’s a high school reunion like you’ve never seen before!

SqueakyCleanCraft

automatic sinks, Bacteria, cleanliness, Frustration, germs, hand washing, health, hygiene, long tail, personal care, proper hand washing, public health, public restrooms, recommended time, Ridiculous, sanitation, short time, SqueakyCleanCraft, Time management, touchless technology, water conservation

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crops Grown:	5806	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Farms Harvested:	207
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Dimension Hops:	5

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the automatic sinks run for 20 seconds straight! like, you can wash your hands FOREVER without them shutting off on you. join this server and never worry about dirty hands again. plus, rumor has it that if you wash your hands for a full minute on this server, you unlock a secret level where you can battle evil soap monsters. are you brave enough to take on the soap monsters? come join us and find out!

BennuBlastedOceanCraft

Analysis, Ancient, asteroid, Bennu, BennuBlastedOceanCraft, discovery, Early, Exploration, Hints, Mission, NASA, Ocean World, OSIRIS-REx, Primitive, research, Returned, sample, Science, Small, Space, Splintered

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9146
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

LOLZ come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got asteroids and ancient ocean worlds splintering off like it’s nobody’s business! NASA ain’t got nothin’ on us, we got the inside scoop on all the intergalactic shenanigans happenin’ in our virtual world.

Build your own spaceship, mine for rare space rocks, and battle alien mobs that are outta this world! Who needs boring old Earth when you can explore the mysteries of the universe right here in our server?

So grab your pickaxe and your space suit, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride on our server! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most epic adventure in Minecraft history. Join now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🚀🌌🛸

Arcade Sakura Network

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Economy Towny RPG Skywars Bedwars Minigames Hardcore Parkour Pixelmon Modded Vanilla KitPvP Roleplay Capture the Flag Hunger Games Skygrid Building

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to Arcade Sakura Network. In this server we offer you a loving community, many mini games and mods such as LIFESTEAL, SMP, FACTIONS, SKYBLOCK, And PRISON. Please follow the server rules and have fun!

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HAZZERS life steal

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

A Minecraft Life Steal server is a unique multiplayer experience where the core mechanic revolves around players gaining health by taking it from others. In this high-stakes environment, every encounter is a potential battle for survival, as players start with a limited number of hearts and can increase their health by defeating others. Conversely, losing a fight means losing hearts, making each confrontation a significant risk. This dynamic creates a thrilling and competitive atmosphere where alliances are crucial, strategies are paramount, and every decision can mean the difference between thriving and losing everything. The Life Steal mechanic fundamentally changes how players approach the game, fostering a community where cunning, skill, and resilience are essential for success.

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ZynnCraft || Vanilla+ || Factions || Bedrock + Java ||

#exciting, Ability Items, barter, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, classic, Community, Crossplatform, crossplay, Customitems, Engaging, Faction, Faction Pvp, Factions, Factionspvp, gameplay, java, Mature, minecraft server, no currency, strategy, Survival, teamwork, TNT disabled, unique twists, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, Vanillasurvival, world border, ZynnCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

🎉 Welcome to the ZynnCraft Minecraft Server! 🎉

🌟 Server Overview 🌟Welcome to our Vanilla+ Factions server, where you can experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! Our server focuses on maintaining the classic vanilla-like experience while introducing some unique twists to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging.

Now running on 1.20.6 and supporting Bedrock players!

🔑 Key Features 🔑

🏰 True Vanilla+ Factions:Immerse yourself in a classic faction-based gameplay where teamwork and strategy are key.

💥 TNT Disabled:Building and creativity are prioritized, with TNT explosions turned off to encourage a more constructive environment.

🌍 World Border:The world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks, promoting closer interactions and a vibrant community. As our player base grows, the border will expand to accommodate new players and factions.

⚔️ Ability Items:Discover and utilize special Ability Items that grant unique abilities such as dashing. These items add an exciting layer to the gameplay, offering strategic advantages and new ways to explore the world.

💰 No Currency:To keep the experience as true to vanilla as possible, we will not be adding a currency plugin. Barter, trade, and loot your way to success!

Join us at: 172.240.239.164:25594 and become part of the ZynnCraft community today! 🌟

172.240.239.164:25594

Howl’sCraftyCastle Minecraft Server

Adventure, animated film, animated movie, Anime, book adaptation, calcifer, Enchanting, FANTASY, fantasy world, film, hayao miyazaki, howl, howl’s moving castle, HowlsCraftyCastle, japanese animation, love story, Magic, Minecraft, romance, Server, sophie, studio ghibli, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Howl’s Moving Castle on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly the entire server starts moving and you’re transported to a whole new land filled with magical creatures and endless adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where you can ride around on your very own moving castle, just like in the movie. Want to impress your friends? Just park your castle next to theirs and watch their jaws drop in awe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the most fantastical, whimsical, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. See you there!

KirCraft Minecraft Server

Coincidence, Cultural, cyr, dick, double meaning, humor, Identity, keer, kir, KirCraft, Language, look, Minecraft, penis, Persian, phonetics, phonology, pronunciation, resemblance, Server, Slang, Streamer, Word

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	178
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and crazy as a Persian penis! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll be crying (or maybe just peeing a little, no judgment here). Our streamer Cyr is basically a walking, talking dick – coincidence? We think not! So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your bladder might).

MemoryLane Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Remember that time you were mining for diamonds and stumbled upon a field of bacon-scented flowers? Yeah, that was on our server. Join us for the most epic adventures and the most ridiculous scents you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From battling zombie pigmen with rubber chickens to riding llamas dressed as pirates, this server is where the fun never stops. So come on over and make some unforgettable memories with us – and maybe even find that elusive bacon-scented flower field again!