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CraftyLove Minecraft Server

boundary crossing, conversation starter, CraftyLove, DATING, dating app, Dating experiences, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating stories, DISRESPECTFUL, inappropriate, Minecraft, offensive, online dating, online interactions, out of pocket, personal boundaries, red flag, Rude, Server, Shocking.., social etiquette, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	168	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring dating apps where the most exciting thing you hear is “hey, what’s up”? Well, join our Minecraft server and prepare to be amazed by the outrageous pick-up lines and chat-up attempts from our players! From proposing marriage with virtual diamonds to serenading you with pixelated love songs, our community is full of surprises. Who needs a dating app when you can find love and laughter in the world of blocks and creepers? Join us now and prepare to have your heart stolen… literally, because someone might just build a heart-shaped house for you!

MineTubeComfort

#youtube, binge-worthy, calming, channel, comfort, CONTENT, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Happiness, joy, mental health, MineTubeComfort, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, unwind, Videos, wellness

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2471
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a YouTube channel that only posts videos of cats playing the piano while wearing tiny top hats! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon busts a move! So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join us for the most absurdly awesome server around? Let the wackiness begin!

BlockBuddiesCraft

bilateral relations, BlockBuddiesCraft, Diplomacy, diplomatic actions, east asia, economic cooperation, economic pressure, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global affairs, international agreements, international diplomacy, international relations, Japan, joint efforts, political alliances, sanctions, security measures, trade agreements, U.S, united states

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE SANCTIONS THAN THE U.S. AND JAPAN COMBINED!

WE HAVE SANCTIONS ON EVERYTHING – NO DIAMONDS FOR YOU UNLESS YOU CAN DO THE MACARENA WHILE FIGHTING A CREEPER!

OUR SERVER IS SO STRICT, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON HAS TO FILL OUT A PERMISSION SLIP BEFORE TAKING OFF!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY RULES AND ABSURD SANCTIONS – YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS YOU BREAK A RULE, THEN YOU MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE)

BabyCraftMixUp

babies, BabyCraftMixUp, cross-cultural relationships, cultural blending, Curiosity, Diversity, diversity in love, family, future generations, global connections, global unity, Interracial Relationships, mixed race, Multiculturalism, Nationalities, Possibilities, Potential, relationships, societal norms, unique pairings, Wonder

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4799	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Buildings Constructed:	42

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have players from all over the world, creating a melting pot of cultures and craziness. ever seen a british player build a tea shop next to a mexican player’s taco stand? well, you will here!

our server is like a virtual united nations, but with more explosions and less politics. want to see a french player try to communicate with a russian player using only emojis? it’s a sight to behold.

we also have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. watch as players create giant statues of their favorite foods or reenact famous movie scenes using only blocks.

so come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity that can only come from bringing people from all over the world together in one virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a player from a country you’ve never heard of before.

Slapstuck SMP

BUILD, Community, Cross-Play, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, hang out, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, Server, Simple, small group, smp, Social, Survival, Terralith, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Crops Grown:	1338
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dimension Hops:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Hello! We are a small group of friends just running a little SMP. We have simple voice chat, terralith, and some vanilla tweaks as well. Come hang out! We started 5/24/2024

us1484303.g-portal.game:27165

NexusCPVP

Cpvp, Discord, Economy, Gaming, Ip:, Minecraft, NexusCPVP, PvP, Raiding, Server, Shop, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7150	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Join NexusCPVP, THE BEST CPVP SERVER AND SHOP SURVIVAL SERVER!!!

Discord-> dsc.gg/nexuscpvp IP-> nexuscpvp.xyz

nexuscpvp.xyz:25814

VanillaMultiplayer: Slightly Vanilla, Super Mature, Never Resetting, Always Surviving!

active community, chest looting, Client Modifications, collaboration, community values, cozy community, creativity, exciting projects, friendly players, griefing definition, long-term play, Mature, Mature Players, new player, No Griefing, pvp allowed, Resetting, Respect, seasoned builder, slightly, stable environment, Super, Survival, Surviving, Vanilla, VanillaMultiplayer, Vibrant Community

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	56
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Emeralds Found:	937	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to VanillaMultiplayer!

IP Address	vanillamultiplayer.com
Website	vanillamultiplayer.com
Discord	discord.vanillamultiplayer.com

About Us:

VanillaMultiplayer is a cozy yet vibrant community where players from all walks of life come together to enjoy a pure Minecraft experience. Our server is designed for long-term play, offering a stable and reliable environment for you to build, explore, and thrive.

Our Community:

Our small but active community is the heart of VanillaMultiplayer. Here, you’ll find friendly players who are passionate about Minecraft and always ready to lend a hand or collaborate on exciting projects. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to the game, you’ll feel right at home.

Rules:

No Griefing:
- Do not destroy or alter anything created by another player.
- Do not deliberately ruin another player’s gaming experience.
General Conduct:
- Feel free to express yourself, but refrain from spamming.
- PVP is allowed as long as it does not turn into harassment.
- Chest looting is acceptable, provided you do not grief to access the chest.
- Client modifications (like improved chat and minimaps) are welcome, as long as they are not exploited to gain an unfair advantage (e.g., fly mods, x-ray mods).

Griefing Definition:

Different servers might have varied interpretations of “Grief” (noun) or “Griefing” (verb), but they all generally agree that it involves damaging other players’ creations. It’s crucial to understand that regardless of how other servers define or handle griefing, VanillaMultiplayer has its own specific definition, which the staff is dedicated to enforcing.

Breaking any block or blocks placed by another player without their permission.
Adding any block or blocks to another player’s build without their permission.

Griefing is the sole bannable offense at VanillaMultiplayer.

Join us today and be part of a community that values creativity, respect, and long-term enjoyment. We look forward to seeing you online!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the IP address of the server?	The IP address is vanillamultiplayer.com
Are mods allowed on the server?	Client modifications like improved chat and minimaps are welcome, as long as they are not exploited to gain an unfair advantage.
What is the definition of griefing on VanillaMultiplayer?	Griefing is defined as breaking or adding blocks to another player’s build without their permission.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

bitterness, comparison, DadCraft, discontent, dissatisfaction, doomers, envy, family, House, incel, Jealousy, Job, Kids, Life, meaningless, Minecraft, Resentment, responsibilities, Server, unfulfilled, ungrateful, Unhappy, Wife

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave behind your boring house, job, wife, and kids – because who needs all that when you can build a virtual empire in Minecraft?

Our server is the perfect place for all you incel doomers out there who are feeling lost and unfulfilled. Why waste your time moping around when you can join us and unleash your creativity in a blocky wonderland? Who needs a meaningful life when you can have a pixelated adventure like no other?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems. Build, explore, and conquer – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make life meaningful again, one block at a time!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

amazed, Bathwater, boundary-pushing, controversial, dances naked, Edgy, filmmaker, girl on period, holy fuck, Holycraft, Media, mindlessly please, Minecraft, Provocative, Server, shock, shocking behavior, simple act, taboo, trying new things, trying to please, trying to shock, zoomers

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Farms Harvested:	993
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get wilder than a filmmaker trying to shock zoomers! Picture this: players eating cake made out of creeper flesh, drinking lava for hydration, and dancing naked in the Nether. It’s a place where the boundaries of normalcy are pushed to the limit, and where the only rule is to have a good time. Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the insanity that awaits you.

GF-Free Fun Time!

Book Club, Boundaries, Communication, couples, DATING, friend time, Fun, GFFree, girls time, Girls trip, group outings, hang out, Honesty, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, prioritizing friendships, quality time, Respect, serious relationship, third wheel, Time, Understanding, uninvite

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a “block club” where we mostly mine for diamonds and slightly discuss our building techniques. It’s mainly to hang out and see each other as we are all busy crafting in our virtual world. Of the 4 of us (all blockheads), 3 have pet wolves and one was a lone wanderer for the longest time. They have recently tamed a llama and have invited it to our block club hangout to meet us. I was completely fine with it and enjoyed meeting the llama and very happy for my friend to have a new companion, as this is their first pet in several Minecraft days.

Now, I hang out with this friend significantly less since they got the llama, which I understand priorities shift, however now when we do meet up for block club the past three times they bring their llama. The llama doesn’t even mine for diamonds, so it’s kind of moved away from block club and more just a scheduled hangout. Now these typical “block dates” seem very third wheel. This was always just an us thing and the wolves never came, but because they have a llama, the llama comes as “one of the blocks”.

We mentioned building a giant castle in our block club chat (which the llama is not a member of) and we thought it would be really fun. Now I’m finding out that the llama would come too. It feels hypocritical to have the llama invited but specified it be a “block trip”, which leaves out our pets but can include the llama.

I’m really happy my friend has a new pet they love, but I feel like it’s annoying to be with several friends and one pet. We were going to mine together today, and I just found out their llama was going to come with. Since I was going to talk to them in person about this castle, I asked that the llama not be included today so I could discuss this with my friend in private. They are now taking it very badly, so I explained on text that I’d still like to have block time, sans pets, like we have for years. They are upset I don’t see their llama as “one of the blocks”, when it’s not really about that, but more so, if we bring pets, why can’t I bring mine (a creeper) too?

Join our Minecraft server for some outrageous adventures and drama with pets and blocks!