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CrackCraft SMP – “Is Everyone on Minecraft SMP Smoking Crack?”

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are people building crack houses in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-crack cocaine policy! Instead, we offer a world of endless possibilities where you can build your dream crack house (just kidding, please don’t do that). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re just in-game). So come on, leave the crack behind and join us for some blocky fun!

TinyTears Minecraft SMP

bawling, cried, crying, emotional reactions, emotional response, emotional triggers, emotions, INSIGNIFICANT, Minecraft, minor issues, minuscule, Petty, sensitivity, Small, smallest thing, smp, sobbing, Tears, Tiny, TinyTears, trivial

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Votes:	1242	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Buildings Constructed:	44
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Join our Minecraft SMP where the tiniest things will make you cry tears of joy! Our server is so epic that even the smallest block placement will bring you to tears. Rumor has it that one player built a tiny house for their pet chicken and couldn’t stop crying for days because it was just too cute. So if you’re ready to experience the most emotional Minecraft gameplay of your life, come join us and prepare to shed tears over the smallest things!

HateLoveCraft

different perspective, distinct flavor, exclusive enjoyment, favorite thing, guilty pleasure, HateLoveCraft, individual preference, love it, misunderstood, niche interest, odd preference, out of the ordinary, particular fondness, peculiar fascination, quirky taste, rare enjoyment, special liking, uncommon hobby, unconventional choice, unique taste, unpopular opinion

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Do you love getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves filled with creepers and skeletons? Do you enjoy the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server for the ultimate challenge of trying to survive in a world where everything is out to get you. Our spawn point is conveniently located right in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, so good luck trying to make it out alive!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a block, there’s a 50% chance it will explode in your face. It’s like playing Russian roulette with pickaxes!

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because you’re gonna need it!

KetchupCraft – Fake Blood Edition

attorney general, authoritarianism, Blood, civil disobedience, Corruption, Crisis, Deception, Edition, Fake, fake blood, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, ketchup, KetchupCraft, Latin America, Manipulation, Political unrest, Propaganda, Protesters, PROTESTS, simulation, Venezuela, violence

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Votes:	8886
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit, man. like, u won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, one time, this dude built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. i know, right? insane!

and, get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the pigs and chickens hang out. they have their own little dance parties and everything. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? yeah, there’s like, hidden treasure all over the place. u gotta follow the clues and solve riddles to find it. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next. plus, u can totally prank your friends by pretending to be a ghost and scaring them. it’s hilarious, trust me.

RespawnHeroes

Bravery, Commitment, danger, Dedication, Duty, emergency responders, Firefighters, health, Heroes, Honor, perseverance, Protection, resilience, RespawnHeroes, Risk, sacrifice, Safety, Selflessness, service, soldiers, work

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Villages Defended:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so like, this server is like being a soldier or firefighter but in minecraft. u gotta be brave and fight off creepers and zombies like a total hero. u can build epic bases and protect your friends from the evil mobs. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with way more fun and less actual danger. join this server if u wanna be a minecraft warrior and show everyone how tough u really are. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, so that’s a bonus. come on, join us and be a hero in the world of blocks and pixels.

Team PVP

Bedwars, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hideandseek, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Farms Harvested:	921
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	112
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Grab your unlimited P4 set and jump down in the arena.

Our goal is just to have fun and practice in PVP.

Come to play.EkipPVP.com immediately and start improving your PVP.

play.EkipPVP.com

SpiritGG: Where fishing contests are taken more seriously than your actual job

Actual, battle, bedrock, Casual, Community, Contests, Discord, Enchants, Factories, Fishing, Friends, Fun, Ip:, Job, Minecraft, mobs, Other, PORT, PvE, Server, skins, smp, SpiritGG, Towny, VOICE

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to SpiritGG!

Features:
🌟 Towny SMP! Build massive towns with your friends!
🎮 Bedrock Compatible. Join Today Using IP: play.spiritgg.com Port:26907
👼 Create resources with Factories!
🌈 Fishing Contests, Compete against other players for great rewards!
⚔️ Battle leveled mobs and increase skill levels!
🧲 Custom enchants and stylish tool skins to stand out!
👑 Be part of a community where your voice matters!
💬 Make new friends!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!

SERVER IP: play.spiritgg.com

VERSION: 1.20.X

DISCORD: discord.gg/k85dfwwtHb

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the IP: play.spiritgg.com and port 26907
Is the server compatible with Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
What version of Minecraft do I need to play on this server?	You will need Minecraft version 1.20.X to join.
Are there any special features on this server?	Yes, there are various features such as Towny SMP, Fishing Contests, Custom Enchants, and more!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

annoying habits, bathroom etiquette, DISRESPECTFUL, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, inconsiderate, male behavior, male incompetence, male stupidity, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Men, men’s behavior, mens issues, Minecraft, Monsters, Pathetic, retarded, Server, stupid, toilet etiquette, toilet seat, uncivilized

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Farms Harvested:	583	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Tired of dealing with toilet seat drama in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds without falling into lava! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the real world, where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky toilet seat issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of toilet etiquette. Join us and experience a world where men are the ones who have to worry about putting the seat down!

Alright, I was trying to walk away from this and look the other SMP

#sexualassault, allegation, ALRIGHT, Awareness, Coincidence, Conspiracy, controversy, drugged, gawrgura, hololive, investigation, Justice, Party, raped, rumor, scandal, smp, socialmedia, speculation, Victim, Vtuber, walk

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Alright, listen up fellow gamers, because you won’t believe the wild adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft SMP! Rumor has it that our resident player, Gawr Gura, was not only drugged but also RAPED at a party in the game! Can you believe it? Who would do such a thing in Minecraft, of all places?

But wait, it gets even crazier – we’re talking about a party thrown by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, the infamous Minecraft legend decided to host a little shindig and things got out of hand. The drug of choice? Creeper dust, of course. And the way it was administered? Let’s just say it involved a lot of TNT and a sneaky potion mix.

And as for Hololive? Oh, they were definitely aware of the chaos that went down at the party. But hey, that’s just another day in the life of our Minecraft SMP. So come join us for some wild, unpredictable fun – just be sure to watch your back around those sneaky creepers!

SonSavage Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bullying, Childhood, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deodorant, discipline, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family, Friends, Kids, Minecraft, parenting, peer pressure, personal hygiene, relationships, self esteem, self-care, Server, SonSavage, tough love, Understanding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of smelling like a sweaty pig in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about stinking up the place again! Just like Dylan’s friends, our players will let you know if you need to freshen up. But don’t worry, we won’t make you cry like Dylan did, we’ll just laugh and point fingers until you finally use deodorant. Our server is the perfect place to learn important life lessons, like personal hygiene and not being a stinky gamer. Join now and smell the difference!