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Ad Mistake Minecraft Server

Ad based revenue, brainrot, Content Creation, DOCTORS, flood of content, high investment, high reward, horse shit, human history, incentive, informative content, Janitors, little investment, low reward, massive flood, Mechanics, Minecraft, mistake, modest reward, monetarily incentivizes, Quality Content, Server, time wasting

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a chance to escape the madness of ad-based revenue and dive into a world where creativity and chaos reign supreme. Our server is like a virtual circus, with more twists and turns than a roller coaster made of spaghetti.

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a realm where the only limit is your imagination. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or ride a pig into battle – the choice is yours!

And the best part? We have a secret potion that turns every player into a dancing chicken for 24 hours. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken breakdancing in diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs ad revenue when you have flying pigs and disco chickens?

BirdFluVax Minecraft Server

animal to human transmission, avian influenza, bird flu, BirdFluVax, epidemic preparedness, finland, global health, H5N1, Healthcare, humans, Infectious Disease, influenza outbreak, medical breakthrough, Minecraft, pandemic, Preventive medicine., public health, Server, vaccination campaign, Vaccinations, vaccine distribution, World First, zoonotic disease

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So, like, this server is like the first in the world to start bird flu vaccinations for humans, but, like, in Minecraft! Imagine, you can protect yourself from those pesky bird flu germs while building your dream castle or exploring the vast lands of the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you get vaccinated in-game, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot feathers out of your hands. Join now and become the ultimate bird flu warrior in the Minecraft universe!

DroneDestructionMC

Air Force, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, DroneDestructionMC, Drones, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military operation, russia, strike, Surveillance, Technology, training center, uav, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can unleash their inner Ukrainian soldier and take down 120 drones in a strike on a Russian UAV training center? It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real bombs and bullets. Join us and show off your mad drone destroying skills while building epic bases and battling it out with other players. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so intense it could start an international incident? Come join the chaos and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world of blocky warfare!

EggcellentGenerations

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, JUST LIKE HOW WOMEN ARE BORN WITH ALL THEIR EGGS ALREADY INSIDE THEM! JOIN THIS SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE MIRACLE OF LIFE IN MINECRAFT! BUILD A HOUSE, RAISE A FAMILY, AND WATCH AS YOUR GRANDKIDS POP OUT OF YOUR DAUGHTER’S BELLY! ONLY ON THIS SERVER, WHERE REALITY IS STRANGER THAN FICTION! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WITNESS THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH IN BLOCKY FORM!

NeutronStarMergeCraft

astronomical simulations, Astronomy, astrophysical phenomena, astrophysical simulations, Astrophysics, binary system, celestial bodies, computational modeling, cosmic events, gravitational waves, high-energy physics, MERGE, neutron star merger, neutron stars, NeutronStarMergeCraft, scientific research, simulation, space exploration, stellar collisions, stellar evolution, theoretical physics

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Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever! We be simulating the last moments before neutron stars merge up in here. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, we got diamond armor that’s so shiny it blinds ya, we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide before they explode, and we even got a secret dungeon where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! So what are ya waiting for? Come join the madness and witness the epicness of neutron stars merging in Minecraft form!

Lord Nation

factions survival minigames skyblock creative economy pvp roleplay towny parkour adventure prison pixelmon skywars kitpvp vanilla factions buildbattle factions smp, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Welcome to the LordNation Network. this server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a hypixel server experience.

LordNation.cbu.net:25669

GL Midnights SMP

Cross-Play, GL Midnights, Homes, Minecraft, MONEY, PvP, RAM, Server, Shop, smp, Survival, Tpa

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We’ve migrated to a brand new server with bigger ram! 12GB! Anyway, this is an SMP with unlimited homes, TPA system, money, shop, etc. come join now!!

new.play.glmidnight.co.uk

Tearmoon Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, Cliffhanger, comedy, fan favorite, FANTASY, flat-chested, isekai, light novel, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, next season, ongoing series, Popular, princess, Renewal, retard, Season, Sequel, Server, Tearmoon

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Are you tired of boring old princesses with no curves and no drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the flat-chested princess is the star of the show! Watch as she navigates through the world of blocky adventures, facing off against evil mobs and building epic castles with her itty bitty hands. Will she finally get her own season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a single episode of this wild ride! Join now for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

OpinionCraft Minecraft Server

1080p, 1440p, 4K, 720p, Clarity, devices, Display, laptop, Minecraft, opinion, OpinionCraft, PC, Phone, pixels, Quality, resolution, Screen, Server, Specifications, Technology, TV, Unnecessary, viewing

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Welcome to the most pixelated Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why settle for high resolution graphics when you can join our server and embrace the beauty of 720p?

Join us and witness the glory of building blocky masterpieces in stunning 1080p on your laptop. Who needs fancy shaders and realistic textures when you can have the simplicity of 1440p on your PC?

And don’t even get us started on our TV viewing experience. Say goodbye to crystal clear images and hello to the pixelated paradise of 4k on your TV screen. It’s like stepping back in time to the early days of Minecraft, but with a hilarious twist!

So why wait? Join our server today and revel in the low-res goodness that will have you laughing all the way to the pixelated bank!

WifeDriver Minecraft Server

Accidents, anxiety, Awareness, car share, company vehicle, distracted driving, Driving, Financial, financial sense, insurance, MERGE, Minecraft, paying for Ubers, personal car, phone use, rear ending, relationships, Server, sister visit, special awareness, Uber, WifeDriver

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are not required! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the pixelated world without any special awareness or attention to other players.

Are you tired of being a responsible driver in real life? Well, on our server, you can crash into other players’ houses without any consequences! Just like the OP’s partner, you can rear-end your friends’ creations and blame it on lack of spatial awareness.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the chance to use your phone while driving in-game without getting pulled over by the pixelated police. Just make sure to avoid those virtual distractions!

Don’t have a car in real life due to your reckless driving? No problem! We’ll provide you with virtual transportation options like horse carriages or flying pigs.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a terrible driver without any real-life consequences. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone crashes into your diamond castle!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

adamant, Adult-only, aita, attending, baby, best friends, compromise, cousin, Destination, family, Fiance, holiday, LEAVING, length of holiday, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Son, Telling, Upset

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family? Look no further than our server! Just like how this cousin is trying to separate a family for a holiday, we promise to never separate you from your Minecraft family. Join us for wild adventures and crazy builds, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for some family-friendly fun!

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
New Chunks Explored:	261877	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Magic Items Found:	4647	Void Armor Forged:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crops Grown:	1402
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6765	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Ores Mined:	8306	Buildings Constructed:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mines Excavated:	4172
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

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