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CraftyArgMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Conflict, controversy, CraftyArgMilei, criticism, diplomatic tensions, doubles down, foreign affairs, global politics, government response, international relations, Iranophobic, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, milei, Minecraft, political discourse, Politics, rhetoric, Server, south america, Statements, Tehran

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	4589
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DAB, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAKDANCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO RARE, THEY’RE LIKE FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS AND THE LOLZ NEVER STOP! 🤪🤪🤪

CraftyCommieJailbreak

30, 9 years, activism, artist, Conflict, CraftyCommieJailbreak, Donating, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, jailed, Justice, Oppression, political prisoner, protest, Russian, solidarity, Support, ukraine army, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russian government by building ur own underground bunker complete with secret escape tunnels and hidden treasure rooms. u can even create ur own propaganda art to spread ur message of freedom and democracy to the world. plus, if u get caught, u can bribe ur way out of jail with in-game currency or challenge the guards to a pvp battle for ur freedom. come join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

DelayingDeathMC

cpr, critical condition, death, DELAY, DelayingDeathMC, emergency, first aid, Healthcare, Help, intervention, Life, life-saving efforts, Medical, mortality, Paramedics, prolonging life, resuscitation, Save, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Crops Grown:	1832	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?

if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMedDietKids

adherence, Biomarkers, cardiometabolic health, child nutrition, children, chronic disease prevention, diet intervention, dietary habits, health, Healthy Eating, heart health, Lifestyle, long-term health benefits, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, MinecraftMedDietKids, nutrition, pediatric health, Preventive medicine., Promoting, wellness

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	6454	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we promote adherence to a Mediterranean diet in children cuz why not?! we got all the healthy foods like olives, feta cheese, and hummus to keep you energized while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

did you know that eating like a Greek god will improve your cardiometabolic health biomarkers? it’s true! our players have reported feeling stronger, faster, and more resistant to zombie attacks after switching to a Mediterranean diet.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and become the healthiest, most epic minecraft player out there. plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant pizza boss for the ultimate loot. see you in the game, Mediterranean warriors!

SkyrimLooted Minecraft Server

Adventure, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, first time, Frustration, gameplay, Gaming, hours in, Immersive, Incredible, Looting, looting mechanics, looting system, Minecraft, open world, RPG, Server, Skyrim, SkyrimLooted, treasure hunting, Understanding, video games

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Animals Bred:	31	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where looting is even more epic than in Skyrim! Imagine finding a diamond sword in a chest and realizing it shoots fireballs when you swing it – that’s the kind of loot you can expect here.

But be warned, after 10 hours of playing, you’ll start to understand just how terrible it is… terrible for your social life because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, insane stories, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Skyrim when you can have all this and more in our Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DuelCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 6, Banlist, database, Decklists, dng, DuelCraft, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, Ultimate, upcoming releases, Yugipedia

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more broken than your last relationship? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of glitching through walls, falling into endless pits, and encountering mobs that are more unpredictable than your ex on a bad day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of madness is happening. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has more twists and turns than a soap opera. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise lava trap or a friendly creeper looking for a hug. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, boundaries in co-parenting, child’s well-being, co parenting, co-sleeping, Communication, counseling, custody, DadCraft, family dynamics, Gaslighting, Girlfriend, introducing new partners, Minecraft, parental rights, parenting disagreements, relationship boundaries, Server, taking son back, trust issues, visitation schedule

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like the time I went to pick up my son and ended up in a shoe swap scandal! Who knew shoes could cause so much chaos?

But that’s not all – we also have intense arguments, like the one I had with my co-parent about introducing new partners to our child. It was like a soap opera, complete with gaslighting and accusations flying left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the time I caught a mysterious woman sitting in the car with my co-parent. Who is she? What is she doing here? The suspense is killing me!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs scripted storylines when you have real-life craziness like this?

DadCraftFamDrama

adoption issues, communication breakdown, DadCraftFamDrama, emotional intelligence, emotional trauma, extended family drama, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gatherings, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, Generational conflict, parent-child relationships, Resentment

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my dad’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and zero family drama (unless you bring it with you, in which case, please leave it at the door).

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but without the awkward conversations and passive-aggressive comments. Explore our vast world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you for hating being loved for over 40 years.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we don’t have any emotionally unstable stepfathers trying to explain their actions to you. Plus, we have a cool name like Morgan that will make you light up every time you log in. And if you ever feel like you’re in the middle of a Minecraft family feud, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with Facebook messages from angry relatives telling you to think before you speak.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than to deal with passive-aggressive aunts and uncles. See you in the game!

Crafty F Off Zone

colloquialism, Communication, Crafty, Cursing, Diplomacy, discretion, Etiquette, expletive, Expression, Language, Manners, offensive, Polite, politeness, Rude, Slang, Social Interaction, swear words, tact, vulgarity, Zone

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Animals Bred:	194
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people are too polite to tell you to “fuck off”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to say it in the most creative and hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner sass shine. Who knew telling someone to “fuck off” could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Camp, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, news headline, peace process, political tension, RETALIATION, Senior official, Server, truce talks, violence, Withdrawal

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Gaza up in here! We got Hamas withdrawin’ from truce talks left and right, just like players withdrawin’ from PvP battles when they see me comin’! Senior officials be sayin’ we got more drama than a soap opera, but hey, that just adds to the fun, amirite? So come on down and join the chaos, cuz ain’t nothin’ boring ’bout this server!