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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 3492 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 84 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3821 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the horses are the real MVPs! Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, the real fun here is getting your face licked and nibbled on by our friendly horse-faced pony soldiers.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride into battle on the back of a horse with a face only a mother could love. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
So saddle up and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs diamonds when you can have a horse-faced pony soldier as your trusty steed? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
