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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9186 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
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Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and tell knock-knock jokes before exploding.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our giant chicken races – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing sunglasses zoom past you on a race track.
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