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SMPFamilyMurderMystery – “My family was murdered, dude that sucks. Bummer man. Minecraft SMP”

Bummer, dark comedy, dude, emotional, family, Grief, horror comedies, horror genre, horror movies, Loss, loved ones, man, Minecraft, Movie, murder, Murdered, reaction, SENSELESS, smp, SMPFamilyMurderMystery, stupid, SUCKS, Thriller, Tragedy, unrealistic reactions, violence

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crops Grown:	1696	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Join our wacky SMP where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens armed with pickaxes ambush you! Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never know what to expect on our server!

And don’t even get us started on our epic roleplay events. Last week, we had a showdown between players dressed as giant creepers and players dressed as dancing villagers. It was chaos, but in the best way possible!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs.

StoryMine Warps Shops Survival server Minecraft

Anarchies, Antispam, BUILD, Cities, Comfortable survival, develop, Donations, drawing, Fly, Game Currency, GOD, Hosting, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, op, Open stores, Plugins, Private, Russian, Shop, Shops, simulation, Starter Kit, StoryMine, Survival, Unbalanced whales, Vultures, Warps, Web map, wipe

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragons Tamed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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Sue Me Not Minecraft Server

criticism, criticism backlash, criticism exhaustion, criticism fatigue, criticism lawsuit, criticism lawsuit fatigue, criticism overload, lawsuit, lawsuit fatigue, legal action, legal intimidation, legal threats, legal threats exhaustion, Minecraft, old news, Repetitive, repetitive lawsuits, repetitive threats, Server, SUE, Threats, tired

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Crops Grown:	1223	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs fly and the creepers dance? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds – magical and totally epic!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the cows speak in Shakespearean sonnets and the zombies have a killer dance routine. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather and summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, kek!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

#Intention, BlockyBanter, Communication, convey, conveyability, conveyable, conveyal, Conveyance, conveyancer, conveyancing, conveyer, Expression, Interpretation, Language, Meaning, Message, Minecraft, smp, Understanding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs fly, the cows dance, and the creepers tell jokes!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, who grants wishes to those who can catch it.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the heart of a volcano? Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Kino Incoming Minecraft Server

cinema news, cinema releases, film news, film premieres, film previews, film updates, Incoming, Kino, Kino incoming, Latest Movies, Minecraft, movie announcements, movie buzz, movie debuts, movie release, movie sneak peeks, Movie Trailers, new films, new releases, Server, upcoming blockbusters, upcoming movies, upcoming releases, upcoming screenings

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3617
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server! We have flying pigs that drop diamonds, gravity-defying chickens that lay golden eggs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server with their llama army. But don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pandas ready to defend us with their bamboo swords and ninja skills.

And if that’s not enough, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you can find rare loot like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions that turn you into a unicorn for a day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

The Migrant Hotel King Minecraft SMP

Accommodation, asylum seekers, Clearsprings Ready Homes, contract-holders, dividends, Essex business, Graham King, Home Office contract, Hotel, hotel accommodations, housing costs, immigration industry, income increase, King, migrant, migrant crisis, military barracks, Minecraft, profit, property conditions, Refugee Crisis, rich list, smp, taxpayers, Transportation

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crops Grown:	1656

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster activities? Well, look no further than our insane asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP! Join now and become a part of the wacky world of Graham King, the migrant hotel king who is raking in £4.8 million a DAY!

Imagine building your base in abandoned military barracks or unused flats, all while housing asylum seekers and transporting them to safety. With a net worth of £750 million, Graham King is on track to become the first immigration industry billionaire in Britain – and you can be a part of his wild journey!

But that’s not all – taxpayers are shelling out between £127 and £148 a day to house these migrants, so you know the stakes are high! Join now and experience the thrill of managing decrepit, impoverished, and run-down properties while making a profit of £91.2 million a year.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP and become a part of the madness today!

Great Power Minecraft Server

American commentators, British commentators, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european history, european politics, France, geopolitical importance, germany, global affairs, Global influence, Great, Great Power, historical significance, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Poland, Polish Golden Age, power, resurgence, Server, uk, US, world power

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Poland is not just a Great Power, but THE ultimate power in the virtual world! Forget about the usual big players like US, UK, France, and Germany – Poland is where it’s at now.

Join us and witness the epic rise of Poland in the Minecraft universe. Our players are so skilled, they could negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds with villagers like it’s nobody’s business. American and British commentators are raving about our server, saying Poland should’ve been invited to all the important meetings in the gaming world.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the Polish Golden Age in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even get a chance to sit at the virtual round table with the top players and discuss world domination strategies over a virtual feast of pork chops and golden apples. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join now!

Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, Bitches Edition, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Liberation, Liberty Day, Magicka, Minecraft, News, PALS, Patch, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, Setting, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Warbond

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! Just like in HELLDIVERS 2, you’ll be waging war on different planets, each with its own crazy environment. But here’s the twist – instead of guns, you’ll be armed with pickaxes and TNT!

Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!

Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa Minecraft SMP Masterminds

adolescence, beach day, bokura, Chapter 15, Character development, Coming of Age, Date at the beach, Emotional journey, friendship, growing up, heartwarming moments., high school, japanese manga, love story, manga series, masterminds, Minecraft, Narenai, Otona, Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa, romance, shoujo manga, slice of life, smp, summer vacation, teenagers, young adult

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Runes Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the sand is pixelated and the creepers are always trying to crash our beach party! Join us for a date at the beach, where you can build sandcastles with your friends and fend off zombie seagulls with your trusty diamond sword.

But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.

So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!

StoryMine Top economy server Minecraft

Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Top economy, Web map, WIPING

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Animals Bred:	87	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Potions Brewed:	195	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4