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BlockyBorschtBattle

anti-ISIS, BlockyBorschtBattle, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, detention centre, extremism, extremist group, hostage crisis, hostage rescue, hostage takers, international news, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Russian forces, russian military, security forces, Terrorism, terrorism threat, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	207	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

OMG, SO THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF RUSSIAN FORCES JUST WENT ALL RAMBO ON SOME ISIS DUDES TRYNA TAKE HOSTAGES AT A DETENTION CENTER. LIKE, TALK ABOUT INTENSE PVP ACTION, AMIRITE? JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS RUSSIAN COMMANDO TAKING DOWN TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT. PLUS, WE GOT MAD LOOT AND CRAZY BUILDS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS. #MINECRAFTWARZONE #RUSSIANTAKEDOWN #EPICLOOT

BlockPartyTime

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ores Mined:	9483
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be, like ever. like, if you wanna be special, just spend more than 1 second on this server, like seriously.

we have unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow bridges that lead to a land made of candy.

if you join, you get a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks and, like, a diamond sword that can turn into a pizza whenever you want.

also, the owner of the server is a talking llama who gives out free hugs every hour.

so, like, if you wanna be special and have the most epic time ever, join this server now!

ViralGunners: Crafting Chaos & Conspiracies

Chaos, community response, conspiracies, conspiracy theories, Covid-19 pandemic, Crafting, distrust in government, extremism, firearms, government trust, gun control, gun owners, non-gun owners, pandemic effects, political beliefs, political violence, PROTESTS, Public Safety, purchase behavior, research, social behavior, societal impact, study, ViralGunners

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Animals Bred:	157	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the players are armed to the teeth with virtual guns because they bought them during a pandemic. These guys are so paranoid, they think the government is out to get them and believe in all sorts of crazy conspiracy theories. But hey, that just makes the gameplay more exciting, right? Join this server if you want to be part of a community that’s ready to protest against virtual tyranny and fight for virtual freedom. It’s like a virtual revolution, man! So come on, grab your virtual gun and let’s cause some virtual chaos together!

Neverland Minecraft Server

confusion, contemplation, Despair, dissatisfaction, existential crisis, hopelessness, longing, Lost, Meaning, Minecraft, neverland, None of us, purpose, questioning life, Sadness, searching for answers, Server, unattainable, uncertainty, unfulfilled, unreachable, whats the point, will ever have this

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where you’ll never have a pet dragon or ride a unicorn? Well, fret not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, battle against hordes of evil llamas, and even build your own floating castle made entirely of marshmallows! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…because who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas! Build your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie penguins! Take part in epic dance parties with friendly creepers and party pigs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows wherever it goes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made out of delicious tacos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Ores Mined:	8201
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	9290	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of being accused of being an asshole for not showing enough interest in your friend’s wedding planning? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of bridesmaids dresses, wedding invitations, and wedding dresses in the most epic way possible!

On our server, you can build your own virtual wedding with the love of your life (or your Minecraft crush) without all the unnecessary group chat drama. Get married in a pixelated paradise surrounded by creepers and zombies, because who needs boring old real life weddings when you can have a Minecraft wedding?

Forget about being labeled as a party pooper, join our server and show your friend that weddings can be fun and exciting in a whole new way. Plus, you can invite all your friends from the group chat to witness the most epic Minecraft wedding of all time. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual wedding bliss? Join now and say “I do” to a whole new level of Minecraft fun!

NoSleep4U

aita, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Cologne, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DATING, dry humor, Fragrances, Friend, Hypocrisy, NoSleep4U, Personal preferences, personal space, relationships, Respect, rude comment, self-confidence, Self-expression, social etiquette, unsolicited opinion

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5896
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any unwanted opinions about your cologne choices!

Join us and leave behind the haters who think they can judge your scent preferences. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let’s build a world where everyone smells amazing and drama is left at the door. Trust us, you won’t find any desert-dry comments here, just pure fun and creativity!

K2 Tank Supply Minecraft Server

Alliance, Asia-Pacific, bilateral agreement, construction, cooperation, Defense, Development, eastern europe, Infrastructure, international relations, K2 tank, LOGISTICS, Military, Minecraft, Partnership, Repair, Roads, Romania, Server, south korea, supplies, Supply, TANK, Transportation

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Yo, listen up fam! This lit Minecraft server is like South Korea ready to repair Romanian roads to open way for K2 tank supplies – straight up insane, right? We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant tank made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that only the bravest players can find. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of creepers just waiting to explode with fun. So come join us and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

SerebryanskyCraft: Azov’s Revenge

Azov, Azovs, battle, Combat, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, Military, occupation, Operation, resistance, Retreat, Revenge, russia, Russian forces, Serebryansky forest, SerebryanskyCraft, strategy, territorial dispute, Troops, Ukraine, Victory, WARFARE

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	769
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
New Chunks Explored:	11678	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where we drive out russian forces from the serebryansky forest!!! u can be a warrior and fight off the bad guys with ur diamond sword or u can be a peaceful farmer and grow crops and trade with other players!!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for u!!! come join us and be a hero in the serebryansky forest!!!

TonsilRegenCraft

anatomy, Body, grow back, hate, health, human body, immune system, Interesting fact, Medical, Organ, Recovery, Regrowth, Removal, Sentient, surgery, Throat, tonsillectomy, TonsilRegenCraft, tonsils

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Yo, if u wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server, lemme tell u sumthin. Our bodies be like, “Bruh, why u doin dis to us?” But forget dat noise, cuz dis server be off da hook!

Picture dis: u spawn in and bam! U surrounded by llamas wearin top hats and dancin to dubstep. U think dat’s wild? Just wait til u see da giant chickens ridin on pigs like they own da place.

But dat ain’t even da best part. We got a secret underground city where da villagers throw raves every night. U can trade diamonds for glowstone and party like it’s 1999.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server where da only rule is to have a blast. And remember, if ur body starts talkin to u, just tell it to shut up and keep playin.