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Romance Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Towns Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Potions Brewed:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

In the year 2023, love was in the air on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find your virtual soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while mining for diamonds?

Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!

We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?

So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!

Wild West Women Minecraft SMP: Divorce Edition

cultural norms, Divorce, Divorce Rates, Edition, equality, feminism, Financial Stability, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, law, Marriage, marriage expectations, Minecraft, MONEY, relationships, smp, social expectations, Stereotypes, West, western society, western women, Wild, Women

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6501	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Are you tired of getting dumped because your Minecraft house doesn’t have enough diamonds? Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only law is to have fun! Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a pet creeper that explodes every time you tell a bad joke? Don’t let the western laws of relationships bring you down, come join us and find the real “good ones” – villagers with amazing trades and iron golems that will protect you at all costs! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of love (from your virtual pets, of course).

Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Votes:	9694
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Are you tired of waiting for other players to join your Minecraft server? Well, fear not because on our server, you can PARTHENOGENESIZE right now! That’s right, you can reproduce all by yourself and create your own army of minions to do your bidding. No need to rely on anyone else when you can just REPRODUCE REPRODUCE REPRODUCE to your heart’s content. Join us and experience the wonder of PARTHENOGENESIS like never before!

Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang

Banlists, database, Decklists, Diamond, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, Gang, master duel, Minecraft, News, ninja, OCG, Polls, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Shark Drake LeVeiss edition, smp, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Yugipedia

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, wild builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.

But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!

Short Kings Minecraft Server

acceptance, american culture, body image, Confidence, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, global perspectives, height, Heightism, Individuality, Kings, Masculinity, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, Server, short, short kings, societal expectations, societal standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	135	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, BUILD, Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, minecraft mechanics, minecraft server, Pleasant survival, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Chimeras Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

3.storymine.ru

Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Emeralds Found:	696	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

artificial conception, Breeders, breeding, cattle, childcare, Embryos, Gender Roles, heredity, ideal society, loyalty, loyalty to the state, maternity, Medical, Minecraft, Motherhood, Plato, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, smp, society, State, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Void Gems Collected:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!