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DumbCraft: Die for Diamonds

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Are you willing to risk it all for a chance to join the most epic Minecraft server in existence? Picture this: a server where the creepers dance to disco music, the zombies wear top hats, and the skeletons have impeccable aim because they all used to be professional archers in their past lives.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how far you’re willing to go for the dumbest, most absurd things in Minecraft. Trust us, it’ll be worth it.

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CrashCraft Minecraft Server

aviation disaster, aviation safety, Azerbaijani plane crash, blame game, Conflict, Crashcraft, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, MH17 tragedy, Minecraft, political commentary, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant planes that crash into each other like a crazy game of bumper cars. zelenskyy himself said our server is more intense than the MH17 tragedy, so you know it’s gonna be wild. blame russia for all the chaos and destruction, just like in real life. come crash and bash with us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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PixelMissileCraft

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lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like a pro pilot? well u in luck cuz on this server u gotta watch out for them sneaky missiles flying around tryna take u down like azerbaijan airlines attack 😱 but dont worry, we got u covered with anti-missile shields and rocket launchers to fight back! join now and show those missiles who’s boss! 🚀💥 #minecraft #missilemadness #joinus

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Mermaid Misconceptions: Dive Deeper

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come join our minecraft server where u can explore more than ariel ever could as a mermaid!!! swim in the ocean, fly in the sky, dig deep underground!!! u can do it all!!! who needs legs when u have a pickaxe and wings??? join now for the ultimate adventure!!! don’t be like ariel, be better!!!

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Flu Vax Saves Kids – 50% Reduc.

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got magical flu vaccines dat make u invincible in da game! Like, u won’t eva have to worry bout emergency visits or hospitalizations cuz u be protected by da power of da flu shot, bro!
Imagine dis, u be playin Minecraft and all of a sudden, a creeper tries to blow u up, but den BAM! U immune to dat explosion cuz u got dat flu vaccine swag. U be livin dat thug life in da game, takin on mobs like a boss while stayin healthy AF.

So come join our server and experience da ultimate protection against all da dangers of Minecraft. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure!

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EndoCloud

active community, Adventure, claiming system, collaboration, Competition, Crates, Cross-Play, Daily Vote Crates, Discord, Economy, EmrmCV8Wmt, EndoCloud, Friendly, Ip:, Land claiming, MC.gg, Minecraft, Playtime Rewards, PvE, Quests, Rewards, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to EndoCloud!

Key Features: Land Claiming: Protect your builds with our easy-to-use claiming system. Crates: Unlock awesome rewards with our daily vote crates! Active Community: Join our friendly and active player base! We’re always ready for adventure, collaboration, or maybe a little friendly competition. *wink* Playtime Rewards/Quests: Survival with a twist! We have more than just your average Minecraft survival server!

IP: EndoCloud.MC.gg Discord: https://discord.gg/EmrmCV8Wmt

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Turnabout SMP

24/7 uptime, active player base., Anti-Griefing, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Discord, Events, Friends, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, minigames district, Mob Heads, Museum, one player sleep, player heads, quality of life addons, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turnabout, voice chat, Whitelist

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are about to start capture the flag, as well as working on the museum!
Inclusivity	Welcome everyone, and is a safe place to escape for a bit and play with some friends.
Quality of Life Addons	One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and More!
Shopping and Minigames District	Enjoy shopping and playing minigames with friends.
Mayoral Elections	Players can make choices on how they want shopping and minigames district to run.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Prevent stealing and griefing with our plugins that track and rollback damage.
24/7 Uptime	Our server is always online and ready for you to enjoy.

FAQs

Q: How can I join the Turnabout Minecraft server?

A: To get started and meet some new friends, join our discord: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra

Q: What is the age requirement to join the Turnabout server?

A: Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server.

Q: Are there any rules to follow on the Turnabout Minecraft server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are communicated to all members upon joining.

Q: Can I participate in server events on Turnabout?

A: Yes, Turnabout hosts events such as capture the flag and building the museum that all players can participate in.

Epic Craft Haven 1.20

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Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s gonna be like the best busy year of your life, like seriously!
Imagine mining diamonds while riding a llama wearing a top hat, that’s the kind of crazy fun you can have on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down every day, it’s like a never-ending warzone of chaos and destruction.

Plus, the community is so lit, you’ll make friends for life and maybe even find your soulmate.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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Yuri’s Good Year 2024 Minecraft SMP

2024.., Analysis, Anime, Community, Entertainment, Fandom, Girls Love, Good, Lesbian, LGBTQ, love, Manga, Media, Minecraft, opinion, pop culture, queer, relationships, review, romance, smp, trends, year, YuRi, Yuris

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be in 2024! Why, you ask? Because in this crazy world, yuri is the currency of choice! That’s right, forget about emeralds and gold, here we trade in yuri! And rumor has it, the more yuri you have, the better your chances of surviving the next creeper attack! So come join us and see if 2024 really was a good year for yuri!

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JoyfulMining SMP

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OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found! It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously. So, like, the reason you should join is because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with creepers and skeletons. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow and shooting out fireworks. It’s like, totally insane, you gotta join for the lols! #potatolife #unicornsandrainbows #minecraftmadness

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