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MarchCraft Server – Join the Resistance!

Unity, germany, MarchCraft, Server, peaceful protest

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even 200,000 peeps marched against da far right in Munich just to get a glimpse of it! like, who needs political activism when u can just play minecraft, amirite? plus, rumor has it dat da server is run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered da art of building epic castles out of diamond blocks. so if u wanna be part of da coolest revolution since sliced bread, join dis server now! and remember, llamas rule da world, baby!

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HungryCrafters: No Hostages Allowed

health, hostages, Freed, Israeli, malnutrition

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man. like, we got freed israeli hostages running around, showing signs of severe malnutrition, but don’t worry, we got health officials on standby to take care of them. it’s like a rescue mission and a minecraft server all in one, bro. come join the fun and help nurse these poor hostages back to health while building epic structures and battling mobs. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

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Crafty Anxiety Server

originality, suggests, Mental well-being, productivity, Server

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, it’s where all the cool kids hang out and stuff.

we got, like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. and, like, the creepers are extra friendly, they’ll give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base full of cake and puppies? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

plus, the study suggests that joining this server will, like, totally boost your creativity and stuff. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, man, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

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Crafted Survival

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features
🏠 Land Claiming
🛍️ Shopping District
💨 Homes and TPA
🗺️ Live World Map
👾 Mob Heads
🌙 One Player Sleep
🏅 Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting
🧍 Active Player Base

Discord

Server Trailer

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we provide a griefer-free environment for our players.
How can I claim land on the server?	We have a land claiming system in place. Simply follow the instructions provided in-game.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, our server is open to all players. Feel free to invite your friends to join!
Are there any special events on the server?	We occasionally host special events such as building competitions and treasure hunts. Stay tuned for announcements!

Rogue Pursuit 1.20.5

society protectors, Pursuit, bar exam, discretion, doctorate degree

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like being a prosecutor but with a twist! You get mad status because you gotta grind for that doctorate degree and pass the bar exam just to play. Plus, you get mad power to indict other players for criminal offenses and send them to virtual prison. It’s like being a law enforcement hero, but in a blocky world. And yeah, you might not make as much virtual money as a doctor, but who cares when you’re living that prosecutor life? Forget other jobs, this server is where it’s at for all the masculinity, power, and status you could ever want. Join now and be the virtual prosecutor of your dreams!

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CatAshes Minecraft Server

cat owner, pet care, EUTHANASIA, CatAshes, pet abandonment

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful children who mistreat their pets? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of accountability and crazy cat stories.

Picture this: a 20+ year old cat, dumped in the woods by their own owner. But fear not, our server is a safe haven for all animals, even virtual ones! We don’t tolerate any pet neglect here, unless it’s in-game of course.

Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of pet ownership, with a side of drama and family feuds. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Plus, we offer free virtual pet cremation services for all your pixelated furry friends.

So come on down and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a stray cat or two wandering around our blocky world. Just remember, accountability is key, even in the world of Minecraft.

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FamAvoiderCraft

uncles, grandmother, skipping, family expectations, Conversation

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where no one really cares about your life? Do you dread the thought of celebrating every single family member’s birthday, even if you barely know them? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the never-ending cycle of awkward conversations and unwanted social obligations!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and explore without the judgmental eyes of your distant relatives. No more guilt trips for missing birthdays or feeling obligated to attend every family gathering. On our server, the only thing you’ll be judged on is your epic building skills and creativity.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of family obligations. Build your own virtual family with fellow players who understand the importance of freedom and independence. Who needs annoying aunts and uncles when you can have virtual friends who actually care about what you have to say?

Don’t be the black sheep of your family, be the master builder of our Minecraft server. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself without the pressure of family expectations. Join us now and start crafting your own path to freedom!

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RedditCrazeCraft

unexpected, discussion forum, BIZARRE, internet, Mind Blowing

Have you ever seen a Reddit post where someone built a roller coaster in Minecraft that actually worked? Well, on our server, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! It’s like a thrill ride and a sauna all in one!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base that’s guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Yes, you read that right. Ninja llamas. They’ll protect your precious diamonds and emeralds with their lives (or at least until someone offers them some tasty hay).

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Hunting” event, where players team up to take down the biggest, baddest dragon in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that the dragon has a weakness for cheesy puffs, so make sure to bring plenty!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just your average run-of-the-mill experience, come join us and prepare for the craziest adventures of your pixelated life!

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LaserCraft Minecraft Server

defense strategy, Server, military tactics, military advancements, Ukraine

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got laser weapons like ukranian army gonna use against russian drones. u can be a commander and zap all dem pesky drones outta da sky like a boss. join now and be part of da epic battle for supremacy in da virtual world. plus, we got free cookies for all players cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be part of dis madness. sign up now and let’s get zappin’!

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CraftyCanuck vs TrumpTower

North America, Allies, TrumpTower, cooperation, dialogue

so, like, this minecraft server is like, the bomb dot com, you know? like, you gotta join because we have the craziest shenanigans happening here. like, one time, a bunch of creepers and zombies threw a surprise party for Steve and it was lit AF.

also, we have this epic roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. it’s totally safe, we promise.

oh, and did we mention that our staff are all unicorns? yeah, they grant wishes and stuff. like, one time, someone wished for a diamond sword and BAM, it appeared in their inventory.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who needs friends when you have us, right? plus, we’re pretty sure Canada and Trump are playing on here too. it’s gonna be yuge.

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