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SheepQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there! Join now for outrageous reasons like: – Our models change every six weeks because we like to keep things fresh and funky! – We have the most obvious shipping bait that will never pay off, but hey, it’s fun to dream, right? – Our streamer has an infamous squeaky voice that will make you laugh until you cry (or cringe, we won’t judge)! – We make safe horny jokes that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter (or confusion, again, no judgment)! – Our sexy designs are so middle of the road, they’re practically on the sidewalk! – And to top it all off, our streamer somehow won a streaming award, even though we’re not quite sure how that happened!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness! Who needs a reason when you can have a good time with us? Plus, our streamer overcame a fatal health condition, just like other tubers, but she’s somehow extra special. Why? Who knows! Just come join the fun and find out for yourself!

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PongCraft: The Ultimate Civilization

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join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own civilization and rule over ur own pong!!! u can create ur own laws and make ur own currency, u can even have ur own army of chickens to protect u from the evil creepers!!!
we have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps, if u make it out alive u will be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted weapons!!!

our admin is a wizard who can grant u wishes and make ur wildest dreams come true, he once turned a player’s house into a flying castle!!!

come join us and be part of the most epic pong in all of minecraft history!!!

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Golden Gods

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Survival Custom 1.20.4 Play, fight, kill custom monsters, and get special items in different ways to enhance your equipment and face other players to conquer the server! We have seasons, so from time to time all the new ones will have the opportunity to reach the TOP 1 on the server!!

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Cubixity – Worldbuilding | GeoPolitics | Roleplay | Java AND Bedrock

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Welcome to Cubixity!
We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Cubixity and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding

Become a powerful king ruling an empire spanning the globe, become a humble bartender, become a rich merchant and travel the world, or become a bum living in the slums of your local town.

What we offer:

A server at the beginning of history : This is a newly formed server that was only launched a few days ago. You will be apart of the early historical periods of this server

Lands: Used to claim your builds, for diplomacy with other nations and Wars.

Brewery: Get drunk, brew your own potions and much more!

The freedom of worldbuilding : You are able to do almost anything you desire in this server, as is worldbuilding.

Documented history : There will be a wiki page for the server, ran by the historians guild. By simply participating in the server you are adding to the collective history of the server.

Dynmap: https://map.cubixity.net/

Discord: https://discord.gg/e2uwgux3DQ

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Konohaven: Where blocky adults pretend to be hermits in a vanilla setting with semi-mature humor and lots of Java

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Konohaven Season 3 Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.2 Fabric (updating to 1.21 soon)
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms DisabledSingle-Player SleepMostly vanilla with some quality of life mods
Other	Live Map (Pl3xmap)Optional Simple Voice Chat modDiamond based player-run shop economy

Additional Details:

Shops – Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment.

Events and Challenges – Plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards.

Custom Models – Custom items and hat models available with lightweight resource pack.

Community Based Server – Focus on playing and building together, but solo play welcome.

How to Whitelist:

Join Discord: https://discord.gg/2MU5XvxTzm
Read rules, requirements, and policies here.
Click apply in #whitelist-application channel to start the process (must generally be 18+).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server even if Season 3 has already started?	Yes, you can join at any time regardless of when Season 3 started.
Are there any rules regarding player shops?	We have minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, but we ask players to keep things friendly.
Is the resource pack required to view custom models?	No, the resource pack is not required to download but is needed to view custom items and hat models.
Can I play on the server solo?	While the focus is on playing and building together, solo play is also welcome on the server.

CraftyStarz – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Fat Fuck BirthdayEdition server for a wild and wacky time like no other.
Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday edition where every player gets a cake hat to wear in-game. Plus, we have crazy events like the “Cake Eating Contest” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary players like Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, and Gavis Bettel. Rumor has it that they once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, cake, and plenty of surprises. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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Free DenuvoCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever wanted to join a server that not only offers epic builds and minigames, but also hooks you up with free Denuvo games? Well, look no further because this server is the real deal!
Rumor has it that the admins are actually wizards who can conjure up rare items with a snap of their fingers. I mean, I once saw a player ask for a diamond sword and BAM, it appeared in their inventory!

But that’s not even the craziest part. I heard that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest adventures of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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GardenGrill420

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can smoke some brisket without any nosy neighbors complaining? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate BBQ experience where you can smoke your meats for as long as you want without any restrictions!
Our server is the perfect place for all BBQ enthusiasts who want to enjoy their hobby without any interference. No more worrying about pesky neighbors or council regulations – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the amount of coal you have)!

So come on over and join us for some smokin’ good times! Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for the most epic Minecraft brisket ever created. Don’t miss out on this sizzling opportunity – join now and let the BBQ madness begin!

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ChocolateStarfishCleaner Minecraft Server

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!
Join our wacky world where the only rule is to wash your chocolate starfish while you shower! Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that you never know when you’ll need a clean bum to survive.

Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of the Chocolate Starfish can only be found by those with the cleanest behinds. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?

So come on over and join us for a butt-cleaning good time! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else.

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BlockyBlindDateFun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and of course, plenty of kinkiness!
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and… wait, is that a dungeon master in a leather outfit? Yep, things can get pretty kinky around here.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show, where players compete for the dragon’s heart in a series of ridiculous challenges. Who will win the dragon’s love and who will be left heartbroken? Tune in to find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild and kinky ride. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a blocky creature or two along the way.

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DonetskCraft: NY Village Bombing Fun

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haha come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact crazy battles like the russian forces bombing new york village in donetsk oblast! you can be a russian soldier or a new york villager trying to survive the chaos. watch out for exploding creepers and flying pigs, it’s a wild ride! plus, our server has the best virtual borscht you’ll ever taste, so why not join in on the fun and see if you can survive the madness?!

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