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PokeCraft: Gotta Catch ‘Em All… Even Mesugaki!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Pokemon have mesugaki now! That’s right, our animations have gone so far that even the Pokemon are getting in on the action. Imagine battling a Charizard with the most fabulous eyelashes you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that there’s a dabbing Enderman wandering around, and if you can find him, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious encounters, and the chance to witness Minecraft history in the making. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? It’s time to log on and find out!

LOLZCRAFT: Die Rightoid Subhumans

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Magic Items Found:	3689	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Votes:	6976
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchantments Applied:	55

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of evil genius llamas who have mastered the art of trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans! – We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky? – Our custom-built roller coaster will take you on a wild ride through the skies, under the sea, and even through a volcano. Hold on tight! – Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Saddle up and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty bacon-powered steed. – And last but not least, we have a secret society of chicken overlords who control the fate of the server. Will you join their ranks and rule with an iron beak?

So what are you waiting for? Join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Crackers

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4480
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the white bros are always causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers in tuxedos, zombies doing the floss dance, and skeletons with impeccable fashion sense.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the best dancers in town.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creeper pranks and remember, with great power comes great pixelated responsibility!

Vivian’s VibeCraft: Where the memes are as spicy as the creepers

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	468698
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry llamas riding on pigs with explosive saddlebags. But don’t worry, you can defend yourself with a giant rubber chicken that shoots rainbow lasers!

Oh, and did we mention that the grass on this server is made of cheese? That’s right, you can literally mine for cheddar while fending off zombie cows that moo in perfect harmony. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted taco that grants you the power to fly on the back of a giant chicken named Cluckles.

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have llama-pig explosions and cheese grass galore? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join this server today!

Crafty Tranny Server: Where sanity is optional and creativity is key!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place where FTM trannies are more sane because they took testosterone? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole village of them building insane structures with their newfound testosterone-fueled energy!

And as for that girl wanting to start a school shooting? Don’t worry, that was just a rumor spread by a group of mischievous creepers who were jealous of her mad PvP skills. Join our server and witness the epic battles she has with the creepers, all while proving that transgenderism is definitely not a mental illness!

So come on, join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5186

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	972

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, but the catch is, you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to access it. Trust me, it’s worth it!

2. We have a unicorn petting zoo where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns while battling evil creepers. It’s a once in a lifetime experience!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Can you bust a move and win?

4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes. Just make sure to bring your glowsticks!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Chiharu’s Minecraft Masturbation Madness

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content? Well, look no further because we have it all! But that’s not all, oh no. We have a special surprise for all our players.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet Chiharu from Eiken herself! That’s right, she’s not just a character in a manga anymore. She’s here in Minecraft, ready to build alongside you and maybe even show off her…assets.

But be warned, Chiharu can get a little shy and embarrassed at times, so be sure to treat her with respect. And hey, she may be a teenager in the manga, but on our server, she’s an ageless beauty ready to conquer the world of Minecraft with you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knew Minecraft could be this exciting?

Crafty Racers Unite: This is Why You’re Racist

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ores Mined:	4974	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds and laughs!

Join us if you want to build the most insane structures, fight off creepers with your trusty diamond sword, and laugh until you cry with our hilarious community.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you might just turn racist. Yes, that’s right. Our server has been scientifically proven to prevent racism. So if you want to stay on the right side of history, you better join us now!

Don’t miss out on the fun, the adventure, and the friendship that awaits you on our server. Join today and become a part of our crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft family!

MapleCraft: Where Eh meets Om

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	76	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant chicken that will guide you through the server. Yes, you heard that right, a giant chicken! Legend has it that this chicken once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single peck.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the disco sheep that will bust a move whenever you play music. And don’t even get us started on the magic potatoes that grow in our enchanted forest.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dancing creeper or a talking pig! The possibilities are endless in this wacky world.

ClockWife’sTitsCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more – have you ever wanted to stop looking at someone’s cute clock wife’s tits? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s exactly what you can do! Join us for a wild time filled with adventure and laughter. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!