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LOLcraft: Where the Internet is Actually Fun!

>20 years old, 10-20 years ago, 4chan, better, Boring, browsing, Communication, connectivity, cyber, Digital, Fun, homogeneous, information age, innovation, internet, LolCraft, Nothing new, ONLINE, social media, Surfing, Technology, virtual

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the internet is more OMOGENEOUS than ever! Forget about boring old 4chan, because we have something BETTER!

Join us for insane adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is filled with UNIQUE challenges and CRAZY surprises around every corner.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs the old internet when you have us?

Shouta’s Shitty Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Anime, Backlash, Character, comedy, Community, controversy, criticism, discussion, Familiar, fanbase, FANTASY, forum, humor, internet, Manga, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, Otaku, roast, shitty, shouta magatsuchi, Shoutas, witch

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ores Mined:	953

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on our custom disco themed PvP arena, where players battle it out while grooving to the latest hits. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, then look no further! Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Welcome to Your Death!’

back, Behavior, behaviorism, best behavior, blocky, control, CREEPERS, death, Find, find you, Life, McBlockface, mother nature, Nature, power, Rule The World, Ruling, Sleep, society, Turning, turning back, welcome, world

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you ready to embark on a journey where there’s no turning back? Even while you sleep, our server will find you and whisk you away to a world of endless possibilities.

Join us and act on your best behavior as you navigate through treacherous lands, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs. But beware, Mother Nature herself may turn her back on you if you’re not careful!

In this world, everybody wants to rule the world – but only the bravest and most skilled players will rise to the top. Are you ready to take on the challenge and conquer this Minecraft server like no other? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Ride or Die Craft

Craft, Die, Ride

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Crops Grown:	8102
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest adventure of your life! Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a 1v1 battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that drop enchanted golden apples when you tame them. And if you manage to find the secret disco cave, you’ll be transported to a realm where the party never stops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!

WhoaCraft: Where Creeper’s Say ‘Whoa whoa’

#revelation, Clarity, confusion, CREEPERS, doubt, epiphany, pondering, Questioning, realization, right, Saying, uncertainty, Understanding, Whoa, WhoaCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Emeralds Found:	5307
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attack.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and an endless supply of bacon.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those apples gave him the ability to ride a chicken into battle and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

AK EN Database, akg, akg website, arknights, Babel, blocks, Caster Carnelian, Caster Passenger, CN Content, CraftyKnights, Defender Penance, Dorothy, EPOQUE, FUTURE GLOBAL, FUTURE JP, FUTURE KR, Galore, Guard Akafuyu, Guard Hoederer, JP Stream, Like Ending Like Death, lolz, Medic Paprika, Medic Vendela, Medic Whisperain, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Shining Steps Re-Edition, Sniper Andreana, Sniper Fiammetta, Sniper Totter, Specialist Kafka, Specialist Verdant, Supporter Quercus, Supporter Stainless, The Front That Was, Valuable resources, Vanguard Ines, Vitafield Re-Edition, Witch Feast

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Emeralds Found:	4617	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	2078

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a blast of fun and craziness that will make you question reality itself.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. They built a castle made entirely of dirt blocks and ruled over their kingdom with an iron pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From battling dragons to racing minecarts through lava-filled tunnels, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade emeralds for enchanted golden apples. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun today!

“The Roastie Debunked” Minecraft Server

body shaming, bullying, Debunked, Debunking, double standards, equality, feminism, gender, insult, internet culture, Minecraft, Misogyny, online harassment, roastie, Server, sexism, social media, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Potions Brewed:	90	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the “roastie” insult has been thoroughly debunked! Join us for a wild ride filled with roasting sessions that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, from giant statues of roast chickens to roasted marshmallow forests. You’ll never run out of roasting material here!

But that’s not all – we also have a roast battle arena where players can go head-to-head in the ultimate roasting showdown. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Roast King? Join us and find out!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the roastie revolution for yourself. Who knew getting roasted could be so much fun?

AnimeObsessionCraft – Where we mine obsidian with waifus!

Anime, AnimeObsessionCraft, Boredom, Cultural, Curiosity, Entertainment, escapism, hobby, influence, Interest, Media, obsidian, obsure reason, peer pressure, Recommendation, Social, Started, storytelling, trend, Unconventional, Unique, waifus, Watching

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ores Mined:	4147	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Enchantments Applied:	73
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old reasons to join? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for the most obscure reasons ever! Have you ever started watching an anime because a talking llama told you to? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find hidden diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against an army of evil pandas led by a unicorn with laser eyes!

Blocky Battle Royale: The War Never Ends

battle, blocky, Die, ends, ETERNAL, INFERNAL, KHOMANIAC, outcome, Royale.., War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war never ends and chaos reigns supreme! Join us at KHOMANIAC for an infernal experience that will leave you dying of laughter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player dared to challenge the mighty Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. And you know what happened? The dragon choked on the carrot and the player became the new ruler of the Nether!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine a giant creeper made entirely out of diamond blocks facing off against a giant chicken armed with a lava bucket. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join KHOMANIAC today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, the war is eternal, the outcome infernal, so die laughing with us!

Minecraft Meme Team: ‘/brit/’

Brit, British Art, british culture, British education, british entertainment, British fashion, british food, British History, British holidays, British landmarks, British language, British literature, British Monarchy, british music, British politics, British society, British sports, British technology, British traditions, meme, Minecraft, subject edition, TEAM, uk

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7266
Dragon Eggs Found:	2928	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Villages Defended:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with dank memes and epic loot.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for this player was armed with a diamond sword and a shield made of obsidian. After a fierce battle, the llamas surrendered and offered up their emerald treasures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for beatboxing and challenging players to dance battles. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the title of Dance Champion of the End?

So come join us on our server for a lit time filled with memes, treasures, and epic adventures. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!