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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2929 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.
u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”
so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.
