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Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ores Mined:	1919
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Farms Harvested:	699	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magic Items Found:	3835
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Villages Defended:	20
New Chunks Explored:	912846	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	45
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Magic Items Found:	8074	Towns Built:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Song Stuck in Head Land

commonality, Community, Companionship, Connection, Empathy, Land, lonely, Music, mutual feeling, relatable, shared emotions, shared experience, shared song experience, shared struggle, solidarity, solidarity in music, song, Stuck, stuck in head, Support, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	749
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Secret Passages Found:	7

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!

Melanoma Survival Squad

10 years, cancer research, cancer survival, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cancer-free, combination therapy, immune checkpoint inhibitors, immunotherapy, immunotherapy success, long-term outcomes, Long-term Survival, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Melanoma, melanoma patients, melanoma treatment, metastatic melanoma, Patients, squad, study, Survival, Treatment

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive for 10 years or more just like these patients with melanoma!!! our immune checkpoint inhibitors will keep u cancer-free while u build ur dream world in minecraft!!! fight off the creepers and zombies with ur immune system and conquer the land!!! join now for the ultimate survival experience!!! #minecraftimmunity #longtermsurvival #cancerfreefun