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SMP4ChanCraft – Is 4chan famous in your Minecraft SMP?

4chan, anonymous posting, FAMOUS, image sharing, imageboards, internet anonymity, internet behavior, internet communities, internet culture, internet history, internet influence, internet memes, internet notoriety, internet reputation, internet subculture, internet trolling, Meme culture, message boards, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, smp, SMP4ChanCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Towns Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Star Shards Collected:	230	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like 4chan on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and memes galore. Who needs real life drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, emotions, family drama, Gaslighting, Infidelity, judgment, loyalty, Manipulation, misunderstanding, open relationship, personal beliefs, privacy, relationships, self defense, sister-in-law, Support, Trust

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like Maya did when she discovered Marcus’s alleged affair. But don’t worry, our server is all about open relationships and communication – just like OP and Marcus!

With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. From family feuds to shocking revelations, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat at all times. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a supportive “friend” like Maya to help you navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that’s crazier than Maya showing up with bags to pack your virtual belongings!

PhonelessSMP: WhatNowRedditors?

adaptation, alternative devices, Communication, connectivity, dependence, digital age, disappeared, emergency, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innovation, internet, Lifestyle, PhonelessSMP, redditors, smart phones, social media, society, Survival, Technology, WhatNowRedditors

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Hey gamers, imagine a world where all smartphones mysteriously vanish into thin air. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t even miss your precious phone! Why? Because our server is so addictively fun and chaotic that you’ll forget all about those pesky devices.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs Instagram when you can build a pixelated castle with your bare hands and defend it against a horde of zombie villagers?

So say goodbye to your smartphone and hello to a world of blocky adventures and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those creepers… they’re sneaky little buggers.

BoomerCraft: Bullshit Edition

BoomerCraft, bullshit, Deception, dishonesty, Edition, Elderly, fake news, falsehood, fraud, hoaxes, internet, Lies, Manipulation, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, older people, pure bullshit, reddit, Scams, social media, Truth

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the wise and experienced older players of Reddit! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground society of elderly players who have been playing Minecraft since the dawn of time. Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and rare items. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dank Memes Dungeon” where players must navigate through a maze of hilarious memes in order to claim the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted potato. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most legendary group of older players in the Minecraft universe. Remember, age is just a number – but diamonds are forever!

KurskCraft: Russian Soldiers Beware!

aggression, Battles, BEWARE, captured, Claims, Conflict, Crisis, detained, eastern europe, International, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, prisoners, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, Russian soldiers, SECURITY, soldiers, state project, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Russian soldiers got captured in Kursk Oblast battles? Yeah, you heard me right! Join our server and you might just stumble upon some real-life military drama while mining for diamonds. Who needs boring old quests when you can witness international conflicts unfold right before your eyes? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures on our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

VaxCraft: Saving Lives & Building Blocks

blocks, building, Covid-19, data analysis, European, European countries, global health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, herd immunity, lives, lives saved, mortality rate, omicron, pandemic, public health, research, SAVING, statistics, undercount, vaccination impact, Vaccinations, vaccine effectiveness, VaxCraft, virus strain

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	209	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where the players are so OP that they actually saved 1.6 million European lives with their sick PvP skills? That’s right, these legends were out there slaying mobs and building epic bases while also fighting off the dreaded Omicron virus like it was just another boss battle.

Join this server and become a hero in your own right! Who needs a diamond sword when you can wield the power of a life-saving vaccine? Plus, rumor has it that the admins are actually wizards who can summon rare loot drops just by waving their enchanted wands.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this epic quest to save the world, one block at a time! Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Let’s go, gamers!

LEGITMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Minecraft server Gaming Survival PVP Economy Adventure Quests Redstone Building Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames Mods Resources Community Multiplayer Roleplay Exploration Plugins

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Potions Brewed:	125	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

the best lifesteal server ever best experience and enjoying server with good staff and good ranks with auction house

Legit.mc-world.net:25216

FallenCube

Community, dynamic, eager, Economy, Entertainment, Expansion, FallenCube, Future, Game, game modes, Growing, map features, Minecraft, Parkour, Players, progressive, Server, Skyblock, skyblock maps, Small, Suggestions, welcome

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Runes Activated:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

FallenCube is a dynamic, progressive skyblock game that offers endless entertainment with its unique map features. While our community is currently small, it’s growing, and we anticipate even more expansion with future skyblock maps and additional game modes. We’re excited to welcome more players and are always eager to hear suggestions from our community.

fallencube.com

Grimwald SMP: Where we mine diamonds by day and fight creepers by night! Join us now!

Community, configs, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Day, Democracy, diamonds, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Fight, Friendly, Griefing, Grimwald, group projects, hackers, Join, Minecraft, Minigames, night, Plugins, Protection, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Updates, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Crops Grown:	6682	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Votes:	188
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

About Us

We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.

Features

Proximity voicechat (optional)
Vanilla Tweaks datapacks for quality of life
Coreprotect for server protection
Hard difficulty
Democracy for major server decisions
Updates to new versions soon after release
Friendly community
Minigames and events
Group projects
No pay-to-win or voting to access features

Apply

To apply, visit: Application Form

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server mostly vanilla?	Yes, we have some quality of life datapacks and plugins for server protection, but the core gameplay is vanilla.
Can I use proximity voicechat?	Yes, it is optional for players to use proximity voicechat on the server.
Are major server decisions voted on?	Yes, democracy is used for all major server decisions.
Is TNT, rail, and carpet duping allowed?	Yes, we have vanilla-like configs where TNT, rail, and carpet duping is allowed.
How do you protect against theft and griefing?	We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect the server. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.

Fembot’s Cute Loser BF Minecraft Server

ambient music, AniManga, animation, autism, brown hair, cute, doomer side, egalitarian relationship, fembot, fembots, fit, golden retriever personality, green eyes, guitar, hobbies, japanese, khhv, Loser, loser bf, Minecraft, Music, NEET, OCD, piano, Post rock, programming, sense of humor, Server, shutin, Social Skills, White

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the cool kids (and golden retriever personalities) like you!

Join our server and meet our resident 21-year-old shut-in who is a KHHV (that’s right, never had a girlfriend and proud of it), NEET, and self-proclaimed master of avoiding social media and porn. But don’t worry, he’s not a chud and definitely doesn’t hate women.

With a mix of autism, OCD, and a touch of doomer energy, our server is the perfect place for those who march to the beat of their own drum. Plus, our resident musician, programmer, weightlifter, Japanese speaker, and aspiring artist will keep you entertained with his quirky sense of humor and love for animanga and niche music (ambient and post-rock, anyone?).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate mix of chaos, creativity, and camaraderie. Bonus trivia: our resident cool guy even has a really cool name. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!