hoplite live Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyHeartbreakers

BETRAYAL, BlockyHeartbreakers, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, deep emotional scars, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional trauma, emotional triggers, emotional wounds, family conflict, forgiveness, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, hurtful words, moving on, painful memories, relationship struggles, self-esteem issues, toxic relationships, trust issues

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/600	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Potions Brewed:	41	Void Armor Forged:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of being emotionally wounded by your significant other? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building a giant statue of them and then blowing it up with TNT! It’s the ultimate therapy session for the heartbroken Minecraft player. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more likely to spawn near your ex’s demolished statue. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

TradeCraft2030

2030, 50, bilateral trade, Boost, Commerce, cooperation, economic cooperation, economic development, economic partnership, export, growth, Import, India, international relations, Investment, Market expansion, russia, strategic alliance, trade agreement, trade targets, TradeCraft2030

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/100	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	55	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can trade with india and russia IN DA GAME!!! we gonna boost ur virtual trade by 50% by 2030 cuz why not??! imagine all da diamonds and emeralds u can get from these countries, it’s gonna be lit fam. plus, u might even get a chance to ride a virtual elephant or dance like a russian bear while playing. so what u waiting for?? join now and let’s make dat virtual money together, yeehaw!!! 🐘🐻💎💰

BioCraft: Where Ethics Meet Pixels

artificial components, bio-hybrid robotics, BioCraft, bioengineering, bioethics, cells, Development, ethical implications, Ethics, ground-breaking, Guidelines, innovation, living tissue, Meet, pixels, publications, Regulation, research, researchers, responsible development, robotics, Science, Technology

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/200	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be mixin’ artificial stuff with livin’ tissue and cells like some mad scientists! It’s like Frankenstein meets Steve from Minecraft, yo! We got over 1,500 publications talkin’ ’bout dis stuff but only 5 of ’em even think ’bout da ethics. Who needs ethics when u can have a creeper with a chicken head as a pet, amirite? Join now and be part of da bio-hybrid robotics revolution, where da only rule is to have fun and not get eaten by a zombie with a squid arm!

Lyzzahh World

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/600	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

How do I play on the Lyzzahh World Minecraft server? Open the launcher, next click the “Play” button then select “Multiplayer” from the menu.

Click “Add Server” tab and input the text play.lyzzahh.world on the “Server Address” box then hit “Done”.

Once the connection is available and turns green you may click on “Join Server” button to play on Lyzzahh World.

What version does Lyzzahh World server support? Lyzzahh World supports Minecraft version: 1.20.4, you may also use any other older or lower versions to connect and play on the server.

Where is Lyzzahh World minecraft server hosting located? The Lyzzahh World server is currently hosted in United States and has a great connection.

Where gamemodes can I play on Lyzzahh World? You can play a SMP on Lyzzahh World.

play.lyzzahh.world

Ling Qi Craft

Beta, January 2025, Ling Qi Craft, Minecraft, Server, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/600	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

A skyblock server that in beta. I’m trying my best to making a great server. Server would be released at January 2025.

lingqi.mysrv.us:25712

❤️ FunnyGame ❤️ Survival, PVP, BedWars 😡 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

administrators, Among us, Ant Battle, anti cheat, Auto-mine, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Cases, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Deathrun, donation, Economy, Egg wars, FUNNYGAME, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, MONEY, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Prices, PvP, Quake, Rainbow Armor, Rare wipes, Shops, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, VKontakte, Weddings

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/500	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	3068
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

FunnyGame » IP: mcfunny.net

• Very cool Survival with goodies

• SkyBlock with a developed economy without wipes

• BedWars, SkyWars, Build Battle, Murder Mystery, SkyPvP

• Strong anti-cheat on mini-games, no cheaters

• Auto-mine

• Clans, weddings

• Cases with high chances of expensive privileges

• Money for killing mobs/players

• No lags

• Rainbow Armor

• Rare wipes

• Shops with all items

• Friendly administrators

We are on VKontakte: vk.com/funny_game_mc

Buying a donation and additional payment on the site FunnyGame.su

The lowest prices for donations (privileges, cases) among all servers

m2.mcfunny.net

LatinaTitF*ckMCServer

Busty, Hispanic, latina, Latina actresses, Latina beauty, Latina boobs, Latina celebrities, Latina curves, Latina fantasy, Latina fetish, latina girls, Latina models, Latina pornstars, Latina tits, Latina women, LatinaTitFckMCServer, left, middle, right, Sexy, titfuck

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/900	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only question you’ll be asking is, “Which Latina would you titfuck most?” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mini-games, and of course, plenty of opportunities to meet new friends and explore the virtual world.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the ultimate Latina to titfuck – will you choose the one on the left, the one in the middle, or the one on the right? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, where players compete to create the most outrageous and jaw-dropping structures. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills to the limit.

So why wait? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little titfucking. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

AwkwardlyCrafted Minecraft SMP

anxiety, AwkwardlyCrafted, awkwardness, Communication, Conversation, cringy, embarrassed, family, insecure, Introvert, mental health, Minecraft, Nervous, personal growth, relationships, self-conscious, Shy.., smp, Social Interaction, Social Skills, socially awkward, Talking, UNCOMFORTABLE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/100	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of feeling awkward and cringy around your own family? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about social interactions again! Our server is filled with hilarious characters and crazy adventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your embarrassing family moments. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel right at home, even if you’re more comfortable talking to pixels than people. So come join us and leave those awkward family dinners behind for good!

ShowerHideout Minecraft Server

bathroom sharing, body wash, Boundaries, college break, Communication, Conditioner, expensive products, face wash, family dynamics, guest bathroom, hiding shower stuff, household conflict, loofa, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, product dilution, Remodeling, Respect, Server, Shampoo, shower etiquette, ShowerHideout, toiletries

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/700	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8250
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crops Grown:	6281

Are you tired of sharing your bathroom with pesky parents who think your expensive shampoo is fair game? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own private bathroom oasis without any unwanted intruders! No more loofa-stealing parents or diluted shampoo, just pure relaxation in your own virtual bathroom kingdom. Plus, you can even create a secret stash for your toiletries to keep them safe from prying hands. Join now and say goodbye to bathroom battles forever!

PatientRebelCraft

anaesthesiologist, Childbirth, difficult delivery, doctor-patient relationship, epidural, Healthcare, healthcare ethics, Hospital, husband, labour, medical controversy, medical decision making, Medical Ethics, medical procedure, medical professionalism, pain management, patient advocacy, patient autonomy, PatientRebelCraft, Wife

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/200	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2330
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Votes:	4014

Are you tired of dealing with controlling husbands who think they know better than the doctors? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to interfere with your epidural decisions, because let’s be real, we’re just here to build epic structures and mine for diamonds.

Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building your dream world. Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will always have your back, even if your husband doesn’t.

So come on over and join us for a dose of virtual reality where you can be the boss of your own epidural decisions. Who knew Minecraft could be so empowering?