Hoplite Legendary Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hot or Notch Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Towns Built:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing standing between you and being the most attractive player is a few millimeters of bone! Join us and watch as your in-game character transforms from a Minecraft Steve look-alike to a Minecraft model with just a few clicks of the mouse.

Our server is so INSANE that players have reported gaining real-life confidence and charm just by playing on it. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just play on our server and have your bone structure magically change before your eyes?

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the hottest player on the block. Join now and see the AMAZING transformations for yourself!

Minecraft Manga Mayhem Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	106	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server ever created? Imagine a world where Broly, Bardock, and Gogeta are not just characters in Dragon Ball Super, but they are also ruling the Minecraft universe! Yes, you heard it right!

On our server, we have canonized all your favorite non-canon characters from movies, OVAs, and games and brought them into the Minecraft world. Picture this – Broly building a castle, Bardock farming for diamonds, and Gogeta battling creepers like a pro!

Join us now and be a part of this INSANE adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even run into your favorite non-canon character and help them build their dream house or fight off mobs together!

So what are you waiting for? Come be a part of our server and witness the MADNESS unfold before your very eyes!

Honkie City Builders: We Build Better Cities Than You!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we build cities so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! And if you even think about trying to join us, you better watch out because we don’t want any filthy w*tes ruining our fun! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world what real Minecraft players are made of!

SmartyPantsCraft: Where intelligence meets blocky fun!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	5788	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Votes:	5971	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where intelligence is the key to happiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with brain-bending challenges and mind-blowing puzzles that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to unlock the full potential of the human mind. Who knows, you might just become the next super genius and solve all of the world’s problems while playing Minecraft.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were able to calculate the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between. They were so enlightened that they transcended into a higher plane of existence, leaving behind a trail of diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re ready to level up your IQ and embark on a journey of epic proportions, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just discover the secrets of the universe while building a giant pixelated castle.

LOLcraft: The Shiori Chronicles – Chapter 10

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5080
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where kindness leads to losing everything and wanting it all is encouraged!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to victory. But beware, because on this server, kindness might just be your downfall!

Previous players have reported losing everything they worked for because they were just too darn nice. But fear not, because on our server, wanting it all is not just a dream – it’s a way of life!

So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your kindness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server!

Previous Page: >>73842528 (Disclaimer: Previous page may or may not exist in real life, but who cares when you’re having this much fun on our server!)

Crafty Chaos: Slap ‘n’ Build Fun!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we slap in random shit together and create a nonsensical plot that leads nowhere! But wait, there’s more – at the end, we’ll reveal that “it was all a dream” just to mess with your mind!

Join us on this wild ride where Redditors and midwits will think you’re a genius for creating such an intellectual masterpiece. They’ll spend days overanalyzing every little detail, hoping to find meaning in meaningless things. But little do they know, it’s all just a big joke!

So come on, join our server and let’s see how far we can take this crazy adventure. Who knows what kind of wacky stories we’ll come up with next!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	125
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some wild reasons why you should join this server:

1. We have Previous Thread: where you can engage in intense discussions about the best mining techniques and building strategies. 2. Our Guides, Resources and useful links: will blow your mind with tips and tricks that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. 3. Looking for some 4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts in Minecraft? Look no further, we’ve got it all! 4. Our Events: are crazier than a creeper explosion! Get ready for some intense battles and missions that will test your Minecraft skills. 5. And don’t even get me started on our Content: from Grand Assault to Limit Break Assault, we’ve got everything you need for an adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hot Blocks & Pickup Lines

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava pits is the players themselves! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere! But don’t worry, our server is equipped with ANTI-CREEPER DANCE MOVES that will have you grooving your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

So, if you’re wondering how to approach someone as hot as this server, the answer is simple: just dive in headfirst and prepare for a wild ride filled with LAUGHS and LEGENDARY moments. See you in the game!

CreepCraft: Where even the creepiest of creepers feel at home!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pedo posters are as rare as a diamond block in a dirt hut! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those triggered freebleeding feminists.

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam freely and creepers give out hugs instead of exploding. You’ll find real children building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where the grass is made of rainbow-colored wool and the pigs ride around on flying pigs? It’s a Minecraft paradise, my friends.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and prepare to be amazed!

The LOLcraft Server: ‘Kek’ Edition

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1500
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving an upper decker at a house party or shatting up a public restroom on a road trip? Look no further, because our server is where all the crazy shit goes down!

Join us for the most outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We promise you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll be crying like a little baby.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become a legend for your epic trolling skills and outrageous pranks. Don’t miss out on all the fun!