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The Enemy of Linkies Minecraft SMP

Ari’s book, Bitcoin, cautionary tale, damaged cubes, ENEMY, Green.., Hopium, ikea stand, linkies, Lyrics, MEANT, Minecraft, Music, PRETEND, red, secondhand, Sergey, smp, Swift, Trouble, unread, Warning

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Dimension Hops:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	6805
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the evil Linkies, who are out to destroy everything in their path. But fear not, for we have a secret weapon – the Hopium!

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Ari’s book, rumored to hold the key to defeating the nefarious Sergey who haunts our dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges that lie ahead and save our beloved Minecraft world from certain doom?

So come on, join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer insanity that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems between Swift and Sergey, and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos!

WrongCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, WrongCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	112	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Votes:	1679
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3786	Falling into the Void:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Tired of dealing with know-it-alls who are actually know-nothings? Join our Minecraft server and leave those wrong-way Wendys in the dust! Our community is filled with players who are always right…even when they’re wrong! So come on down and show off your skills in a world where being right is just a state of mind (even if that state is delusional)! Who needs facts when you’ve got confidence? Join now and start dominating the debate…even if you have no idea what you’re talking about!

ShameCraft: Country Edition

ashamed, Corruption, Country, culture, discrimination, Edition, education, Environment, Government, Healthcare, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, justice system, Politics, POVERTY, racism, shame, ShameCraft, Social Issues, society, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of being ashamed of your country? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not having enough diamonds! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs who will give you hilarious life advice. So why waste time being ashamed of your country when you can join us and be shamelessly awesome instead?

BlueRoom Minecraft Server

ancient architecture, ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, ancient shrine, Archaeological excavation, archaeological site, archaeology, Artifacts, blue room, BlueRoom, cultural heritage, Excavation, historical discovery, historical preservation, historical research, historical site, italy, Minecraft, Pompeii, preservation, rare finds, roman history, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	57	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

OMG U GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, JUST LIKE THIS RARE BLUE ROOM THEY FOUND IN POMPEII! COME JOIN US AND UNVEIL THE SECRETS OF THIS ANCIENT SHRINE, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND SOME DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL UNLEASH A CURSE OR SUMTHIN, BUT YOLO RIGHT?! JOIN US AND DIG, DIG, DIG YOUR WAY TO VICTORY! #BLUELOVE #ANCIENTDIAMONDS #CURSEYOLO

FrostyTroopBabiesCraft

babies, controversial, Cryopreservation, Dead Troops, Ethics, fertility, first, FrostyTroopBabiesCraft, Frozen Sperm, Future, Genetic, Legacy, Military, parenthood, Raising, Reproduction, russia, Science, Technology

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magic Items Found:	7567	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will blow ur mind? well, let me tell u about this server. so, like, in this server, we have russia raising first babies from dead troops’ frozen sperm. i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

not only do we have this insane story, but we also have the most epic builds u will ever see. like, we have a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. yea, u heard me right, diamonds.

and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is so nice and helpful, u will never wanna leave.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BooBooPlaceboCraft

BELIEF, Boo-boo kisses, BooBooPlaceboCraft, care, Childhood, comfort, Emotional support, first experience, healing, love, medical placebo, Medical Treatment, mind-body connection, Nurturing, pain relief, placebo effect, placebo response, placebo therapy, placebos, Psychological, soothing, Trust

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	129	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Star Shards Collected:	76
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.

picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPCOS: ArtemisRx

Alternative Medicine, antimalarial, Artemisinin, ArtemisRx, CraftyPCOS, drug therapy, fertility, health, herbal remedy, holistic health, hormonal disorder, hormonal imbalance, malaria drug, Medical research, medication, natural treatment, PCOS, polycystic ovary syndrome, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Treatment, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8825
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE HAVING A BLAST AND LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER! WHY, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.

ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN! AND NOT JUST ANY DIAMONDS, BUT DIAMONDS THAT CAN TALK AND TELL YOU JOKES! IMAGINE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH A DIAMOND, IT’S HILARIOUS!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS WHO THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN DANCE WITH MERMAIDS AND EAT SEAWEED SNACKS UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR! YOU CAN USE THOSE EGGS TO BUY CRAZY WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU UNSTOPPABLE IN BATTLE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

ChildlessCraft: Where the only kids are the ones in the mines. 1.21 update!

Adult, Adults, Central US, ChildlessCraft, common sense, Community, Discord, ETHICAL, Experience, games, hard difficulty, Kids, Minecraft, Mines, passionate, RACK, respectful, rules, Server, Survival, Unique, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Farms Harvested:	475
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchantments Applied:	255	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	vanilla.kidlesscraft.com
Server Website	http://www.kidlesscraft.com
Server Location	Central US
Game Play Type	Vanilla / Survival / Hard Difficulty
Version	1.21

Core Server Rules

Be Respectful
Be Ethical
Use Common Sense

Joining the Server

We have an easy whitelist process to get started via discord, just click the link http://www.discord.gg/kidlesscraft and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you can follow the easy whitelist process via our discord server. Click the link provided and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

The server offers Vanilla gameplay with a focus on Survival mode and Hard Difficulty.

Where is the server located?

The server is located in Central US.

LeftyCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, authoritarianism, Beliefs, controversial, debate, discrimination, Ethics, extremism, fascism, History, hitler, Ideology, left handed, lefty, LeftyCraft, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, Politics, Propaganda, radicalization, Server, society

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where being a lefty and agreeing with Hitler is not only accepted, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride through our virtual world where you can build your own Third Reich-inspired creations and conquer the digital landscape with your newfound fascist ideals.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker where you can plot world domination with your fellow lefty Hitler enthusiasts. Trade rare resources, plan elaborate schemes, and unleash chaos upon unsuspecting players who dare to challenge your reign of terror.

So why join our server? Because where else can you embrace your inner dictator while crafting pixelated swastikas and engaging in epic battles for supremacy? Join us today and let the madness begin!

IncelCraft Minecraft Server

controversial, cute, DATING, Entertainment, funny, incel community, incel culture, IncelCraft, Incels, internet culture, laughs, love, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, misunderstood, Online Community, relationships, self improvement, Server, social outcasts, support group, toxic masculinity

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Buildings Constructed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with adorable creatures that will keep you entertained for hours on end! These little guys are not only cute, but they also have a hilarious sense of humor that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to approach it. Want a diamond sword? Just ask the unicorn! Need a castle built in record time? The unicorn’s got you covered! It’s like having your very own fairy godmother, but with way more sass.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, magic, and of course, adorable creatures that will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

BabyCraft2021

baby names, baby naming conflicts, BabyCraft2021, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Emotional support, family dynamics, Fatherhood, long-distance relationship, Motherhood, naming traditions, parenting, Peacekeeping, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, Support, university student

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of naming your virtual baby amidst a whirlwind of family drama.

Picture this: you’re a 22-year-old Minecraft player, 9 months pregnant with your first virtual child. Your ex-boyfriend, the father of your virtual baby, is causing more virtual drama than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, his mom and your mom are here to add fuel to the fire with their own name suggestions for the baby.

Will you stand your ground and give your virtual baby a name that’s completely out of left field? Will you be the ultimate Minecraft drama queen and leave everyone speechless? Join our server and find out!

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your virtual toes. So come on, join us and let the virtual baby naming drama begin!