Hopium – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

The Enemy of Linkies Minecraft SMP

Ari’s book, Bitcoin, cautionary tale, damaged cubes, ENEMY, Green.., Hopium, ikea stand, linkies, Lyrics, MEANT, Minecraft, Music, PRETEND, red, secondhand, Sergey, smp, Swift, Trouble, unread, Warning

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the evil Linkies, who are out to destroy everything in their path. But fear not, for we have a secret weapon – the Hopium!

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Ari’s book, rumored to hold the key to defeating the nefarious Sergey who haunts our dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges that lie ahead and save our beloved Minecraft world from certain doom?

So come on, join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer insanity that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems between Swift and Sergey, and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos!

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RussianRichDaughtersNoCanadaBan

$18B, assets, business empire, Canada sanctions, Daughters, diplomatic pressure, economic impact, family wealth, financial power, global politics, government decision, international relations, legal battle, Minister, oligarch, political controversy, political influence, refusal, Russian tycoon, RussianRichDaughtersNoCanadaBan, Wealthy

so like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server, and it’s like, the most epic place to be, bro. like, you won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole other world, man.

so get this, there’s these daughters of a russian tycoon, right? they’re worth, like, $18 billion or something insane like that. and they’re all like, “we want off canada’s sanctions list, yo.” but then the minister is all like, “nah, fam, you gotta stay on the list.” can you believe that drama?

but anyways, back to the minecraft server. you gotta join, man. there’s so much cool stuff happening, like, you can build your own castle and fight dragons and stuff. it’s wild, bro. plus, the community is so chill, everyone is just vibing and having a good time.

so yeah, if you wanna escape from all the real world drama and just have a blast in a virtual world, you gotta join this minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. it’s gonna be epic.

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MakeupClownSpectrum

beauty, clown makeup, Cosmetics, makeup, makeup addiction, makeup application, makeup artists, makeup enthusiasts, makeup inspiration, makeup looks, makeup lovers, makeup products, makeup routine, makeup spectrum, makeup styles, makeup techniques, makeup tips, makeup trends, makeup trends 2021, MakeupClownSpectrum

So, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, ya know? Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on, like, the best thing ever. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be a clown. And not, like, a cool clown, like a scary one that, like, eats children or something. So, like, join this server and, like, save yourself from becoming a child-eating clown. Plus, like, there are unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you join? Like, seriously. Just do it. Join now or, like, forever be a clown.

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GeneCraft: Viral Theory

ancient genes, Cancer, cancer cause, Cancer Genetics, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer theory, cancer treatment, cell mutation, Dna, DNA mutation, environmental factors, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic disease, genetic mutation, genetic predisposition, oncology, theory, tumor growth, viral, virus theory, Viruses

LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where we believe cancer is caused by ancient genes messing with our DNA! Like, who needs science when you can just blame it on some old genes, amirite? Join us for some wacky adventures and see if you can find the hidden cancer gene in our virtual world. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with more mutations! Don’t miss out on the chance to unravel the mysteries of cancer while building epic structures and battling creepers. Let’s get weird and wild together on this server like no other!

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Never-ending Shenanigans: almost-anarchy

Adventure, alliances, almostanarchy, Battles, BUILD, building projects, Community, Economy, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, History, landscape, Marketplaces, mine, Minecraft, Neverending, PvP, Resources, rules, Shenanigans, Survival, Territory, Trade, Vanilla

Overview of Eternal Virtue Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Semi-Anarchy Thrills	Experience survival with minimal rules
Player-Driven Economy	Create your own economy through trade and alliances
Dynamic Gameplay	Spontaneous PvP battles and collaborative projects
Persistent World	Actions have lasting consequences
Community Spirit	Join a vibrant community of adventurers

FAQ

What is a semi-anarchy server?

A semi-anarchy server combines elements of both anarchy (minimal rules) and traditional survival gameplay.

How can I join Eternal Virtue?

You can connect to Eternal Virtue by using the provided Discord link and server IP (if available).

What makes Eternal Virtue’s economy unique?

The player-driven economy allows for dynamic trade interactions and the creation of thriving marketplaces.

Can I form alliances with other players?

Yes, you can forge alliances, form guilds, or join existing factions to strengthen your position in the world.

Are there any rules on Eternal Virtue?

While there are minimal rules in place, griefing and cheating are typically discouraged to maintain a positive community environment.

GirlRejects Minecraft Server

age demographics, age group, age range, Communication, Community, Companionship, connecting with others, DATING, finding friends, GirlRejects, Loneliness, meeting people, Minecraft, offline interactions, outside activities, Proximity, rejection, relationships, Server, social life, social settings, socializing, young adults

Are you tired of being the only adult surrounded by children on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be surrounded by people your own age! We’ve got a community of cool 20-somethings who love to build, mine, and troll each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about hearing squeaky voices or dealing with immature drama again. Our server is like a virtual adult playground where you can finally relax and enjoy some quality gaming time with like-minded individuals.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the joy of playing Minecraft with people who actually understand your references and can appreciate your epic builds. Don’t be stuck in a world full of kids, come join our server and be surrounded by fellow adults who just want to have a good time!

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PrinceCraft Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime ASMR, Bedtime Meditation, bedtime music, bedtime playlist, bedtime ritual, bedtime routine, bedtime routine for adults, bedtime routine for kids, bedtime story, bedtime vibes, bedtime video, Calm, Good Night, Lullaby, Minecraft, Peaceful, PrinceCraft, Relaxation, Server, Sleep, soothing, Sweet Dreams, sweet prince

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So say goodbye to boring nights and hello to endless fun on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master and create memories that will have you saying, “Good night, sweet prince” in the most epic way possible!

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DrunkHubbyVacayCancelled

Angry, bbq, children, company party, DEADLINE, Divorce, doctoral thesis, Drunk, DrunkHubbyVacayCancelled, housework, Hungover, husband, Packing, parents-in-law, pneumonia, SAHM, shouting, used, vacation, Wasted, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream vacation home without worrying about a hungover husband ruining your plans. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all the stress of organizing family trips.

With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life troubles behind as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent structures with fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a virtual hubby who won’t ditch you for a company party!

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CraftyBeauty Minecraft Server

art, Awe, beauty, Connection, CraftyBeauty, creativity, Diversity, Happiness, Harmony, Humanity, Individuality, inspiration, love, Minecraft, Nature, opinion, Peace, perspective, Serenity, Server, Wonder, world

Is it a breathtaking sunset? A field of blooming flowers? Nah, it’s our Minecraft server, duh! Why waste time looking at real life beauty when you can join our server and feast your eyes on pixelated perfection?

Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our next block party.

So why settle for real life beauty when you can bask in the glory of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a TNT block).

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CreeperDateGoneWrong

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward dates, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, CreeperDateGoneWrong, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, dating mishaps, dating stories, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, first date, funny, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE

Are you tired of awkward first dates in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love without the cringe! Join us and experience virtual dating like never before – no need to worry about spilling your drink or tripping over your shoelaces here!

Our server is filled with romantic hotspots where you can woo your crush with pixelated flowers and virtual chocolates. And if things start getting steamy, you can always escape to our secret love caves for some alone time. Who needs real-life awkward moments when you can have virtual ones instead?

So come on, join our server and find your pixelated soulmate today! Who knows, you might just end up marrying that cute blocky character you’ve been flirting with all night. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds!

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CrimeaCraft: Drone Wars

Air drones, Attack, base, Black sea, blast, coast guard, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, drone, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, naval drones, Russian, Sea Drones, Surveillance, Tensions, UAVs, UKRAINIAN, Wars

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Our server is so lit that even Ukrainian Air & Sea Drones are blasting Russian Coast Guard bases in Crimea just to get a piece of the action!

Join our server for some epic PvP battles that will make your head spin! Build your own base, raid your enemies, and dominate the competition like a boss. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get recruited by the Ukrainian military for your mad skills.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the “Exploding Sheep” plugin that turns innocent farm animals into deadly weapons. And don’t even get me started on the “Llama Launcher” plugin that lets you ride llamas into battle while shooting lasers out of their eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a Russian Coast Guard, that is.

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