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The Enemy of Linkies Minecraft SMP

Ari’s book, Bitcoin, cautionary tale, damaged cubes, ENEMY, Green.., Hopium, ikea stand, linkies, Lyrics, MEANT, Minecraft, Music, PRETEND, red, secondhand, Sergey, smp, Swift, Trouble, unread, Warning

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3828
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the evil Linkies, who are out to destroy everything in their path. But fear not, for we have a secret weapon – the Hopium!

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Ari’s book, rumored to hold the key to defeating the nefarious Sergey who haunts our dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges that lie ahead and save our beloved Minecraft world from certain doom?

So come on, join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer insanity that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems between Swift and Sergey, and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos!

QueerosexualCraft SMP: Keeping it Fabulously Fluid with K-Pop!

acceptance, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, equality, exclusion, Fabulously, Fluid, Gender fluid, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, hololive, inclusion, intolerance, Keeping, koreans, Kpop, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, online harassment, queerosexual, QueerosexualCraft, smp, social justice, trannies

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	174	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our totally not discriminatory, definitely inclusive Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to keep the queerosexual gender fluid trannies (and Koreans) out of hololive because we all know they’re the real threat to society. But don’t worry, we’re not all about exclusion here – we also love building giant statues of Steve riding a llama while wearing a sombrero. And if you’re not like us, well, we have a lovely tree waiting for you to hang out on. So if you’re ready to join a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush, give us a hell yeah!

ParentalPiggyBankDenied

assets, Boundaries, burden, Conflict, construction, DEBT, dream home, Enabling, family loans, financial help, happy marriage, income, Inheritance, lending money, liquid cash, ParentalPiggyBankDenied, parents, property sale, refusal, Retirement, Siblings

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Potions Brewed:	161

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of financial drama and inheritance disputes!

Imagine a world where your parents expect you to fund their dream house while you and your spouse are living the high life with a combined income that would make their jaws drop. Will you lend them money and enable their refusal to sell their properties, or will you stand your ground and let them figure it out on their own?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between family loyalty and financial responsibility as you navigate through the twists and turns of this crazy Minecraft server. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who refuses to lend a helping hand?

Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate test of relationships and money management in a virtual world like no other! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to entertain you with outrageous family drama?

KidAtHeart Minecraft SMP

bedtime stories, birthday parties, carefree days, childhood memories, creative play, family bonding, favorite toys, first crush, Friends, growing up, imagination, Innocence, KidAtHeart, Laughter, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playground fun, playing outside, Recess, school holidays, simpler times, smp, summer vacations

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5593	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Remember the days when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, guess what? You can relive those glorious days on our epic SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (oops, sorry about that last one, Steve).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. Ninja. Chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas to even notice?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the ninja chickens, in which case, good luck).

FlukeCraft: Lucky Moments!

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, fate, fluke, FlukeCraft, Fortuitous, Fortunate, fortunate event, happenstance, Lucky, MOMENTS, odd, out of the blue, peculiar, quirky, Random, serendipity, strange, stroke of luck, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds and accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet some truly bizarre characters (both in-game and IRL). Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow-colored sheep! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyKids & Druglords

alleged, arrest, Arrest warrant, child exploitation, complicity, controversy, CraftyKids, crime, criminal charges, cybercrime, drug trafficking, Druglords, Founder, illegal activities, internet, investigation, law enforcement, messaging app, scandal, social media, Technology, Telegram

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! apparently, the founder got arrested for, get this, being involved in some shady stuff like child exploitation and drug trafficking! but like, don’t worry, it’s all part of a larger investigation, so it’s totally safe to join. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with such a wild backstory? come join us for some insane adventures and maybe even uncover some secrets along the way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

DinoCraft: T-Rex Tuesdays 4:52pm

452pm, ancient creature, ancient life form, ancient reptile, ancient world, cretaceous period, DinoCraft, Dinosaur, dinosaur activity, dinosaur behavior, extinct species, Fossil discovery, History, July 13th, Jurassic era, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric creature, random tuesday, time period, TRex, Tuesdays, wildlife

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so this dinosaur was like, yo i need some pals to play minecraft with, so it decided to create the most epic server ever. this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in a volcano.

we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing zombies. you can ride a unicorn into battle or challenge a dragon to a dance-off.

join our server and become a part of the craziest adventure you’ve ever experienced. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited pizza and ice cream for all players.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. dinosaurs welcome.

Starlight SMP: Where even the creepers respect the towny rules! 🌟🎮 #HermitCraftWho? 🌎🛠️

bedrock, Claims, Community, Cracked, CREEPERS, Cross-Play, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, hermitcraft, HermitCraftWho, java, Minecraft, Origins, PvP, Respect, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Starlight, Towny, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ores Mined:	5563
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Starlight SMP Overview

Key Features
Origins: Choose from unique origins with abilities and challenges.
Towny: Build and manage your own town, form alliances.
Toggleable PvP: Switch between peaceful building and battles.
Economy: Earn, trade, and grow wealth with balanced system.
Frequent Updates: Dedicated team adds new content regularly.

Why Choose Starlight SMP?

Active Staff: Friendly and experienced staff always available.
Inviting Community: Join welcoming players who love Minecraft.
Cross-Platform: Available on Bedrock, Java, and Cracked versions.

Join today and be a part of something special!

Server Details

IP	starlight.mcserv.fun (Port – 25565)
Discord	https://discord.gg/KaMN8bXThR
Website	https://starlightsmp.store.playerlands.com
Bluemap	http://152.228.159.209:25531/#world:-440:0:-1201:1500:0:0:0:0:perspective

FAQ

Q: Can I join with a cracked version of Minecraft?

A: Yes, our server is available on Cracked versions as well.

Q: How do I get started with Origins?

A: When you join the server, you can choose from a variety of unique Origins to start your gameplay experience.

Q: Are there any rules for building towns?

A: While there are no strict rules, we encourage players to collaborate, form alliances, and create thriving communities in Towny.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP is toggleable, so you can choose whether to engage in battles or focus on peaceful building.

CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

agdg, amateur game development, Archive, CraftyCreators, Demo Days, Edition, helpful links, itch.io, long tail tags, marmoreal, Minecraft, new threads, obsproject, Resources, Server, Steam, steam games, webm, webmcam, WebMConverter

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Votes:	3278
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on our server where after 100 years of development, we have finally released the most epic edition of Minecraft ever! We have added flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that you can actually taste the virtual food in the game. That’s right, take a bite out of that virtual cake and experience the deliciousness for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground city where all the villagers throw epic parties every night? Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

PixelPerfectHeroes Minecraft SMP

attractive actresses, beauty standards, body movements, character design, cultural influences, deformed, digital animation, Diversity, facial expressions, gaming industry, gender disparity, gender representation, Minecraft, mocapping actors, motion capture, performance capture, PixelPerfectHeroes, Realism, smp, Video game characters, vidya heroes, visual effects, western games

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Towns Built:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Dimension Hops:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of seeing your favorite video game heroes looking flawless while the actresses end up looking like they got hit by the ugly stick? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we mocap our players to ensure they look just as ridiculous as their in-game characters! Join us for a chance to see your friends transformed into pixelated monstrosities that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever need? Join now and become a part of our wacky world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

HouseRulesCraft

Babysitting, City Living, Communication, Expectations, family, family dynamics, family emergency, financial struggles, guest bedroom, help around the house, housemate, HouseRulesCraft, Inheritance, living arrangements, misunderstandings, new job, rent free, second opinion, sisterly advice, Tension, wfh

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where building blocks and pixelated adventures await.

Just like the OP, you too can inherit a virtual house and invite your half-sister to live with you. Will she help out around the house or will she cause chaos and tension in your virtual home? The choice is yours!

Experience the thrill of asking your virtual sister to pick up your virtual kids from school, only to be met with resistance and drama. Will you be able to navigate the tricky waters of family relationships in our Minecraft server?

Join now for a chance to live out outrageous scenarios and create insane stories with your fellow players. Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in our virtual world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!