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– “The DerpCraft Experience” – “Noobville Adventures 2.0” – “Epic Fail Kingdom” – “Llama Land: Where Everything Goes Wrong” – “The Ridiculous Realms” – “FailCraft Central” – “The Clumsy Crafters Server” – “The Potato Paradise” – “The Epic Fails Server” – “The Misadventure Mine”

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Crops Grown:	1693
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of zombie chickens, and even have a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure madness and mayhem.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with famous Minecraft celebrities like Steve and Herobrine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes to anyone brave enough to sit on it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most mind-blowing, side-splitting, and utterly ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

EliteBreweryMC

alive, Beer, Belong, Despair, Die, Drinking, effect, EliteBreweryMC, emotion, Escape, even, existential crisis, feel, feeling, Feels, free, from, green text, hopelessness, Human, ILLUSION, imageboard, just, Life, luxury, numb, pricey restaurant, PRICEY., r9k, Reality, Restaurant, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, Sadness, self-destructive, xkcd

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can drink virtual beer in a pixelated restaurant! Don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the effects as you try to survive and thrive in our blocky world. Who needs to be human when you can be a Minecraft character, right? It’s all about living your best virtual life and having fun. So leave the pricey restaurants and come join us where you truly belong – building and exploring in Minecraft. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Helix network

Business, Custom, Economy, Fake Minetopia, java, Minetopia, Roleplay

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Animals Bred:	159

Welcome to Helix Network

A brand new immersive experience is just around the corner!

Prepare for an epic adventure in our vibrant Minetopia city, where unique features and a vibrant community await. Explore breathtaking locations, participate in interactive jobs and exciting businesses, and build an economy based on cooperation and trade.

What can you expect:

Explore a beautiful Minetopia city full of surprises.

Participate in exciting jobs and exciting companies.

Build a thriving economy by working and trading together.

Don’t miss any of our regular events and parties.

How can you participate:

Add our server to your list: play.helixnetwork.nl!

Invite others to our Discord server to make the experience even more fun! discord.gg/gAgNpxwc2u

And don’t forget, the person with the most real invites at the server opening will receive a special surprise! We can’t wait to start this journey with you. Stay tuned for more details on the grand opening.

See you soon! Yours sincerely,

The Helix Network Staff Team

play.helixnetwork.nl

Levs Craft

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

A good server on version 1.7.2. We have PvP, weddings, shop, work, trampolines, sky wars, auto mine, effects, parkour, portals, donat and much more … Admins are adequate. Dupe unfortunately not. Come and call your friends! It will be fun! Good game!

212.3.131.43

Club Des Bastards

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Hello everyone! Today we are looking to relaunch our Minecraft server Club Des batards, a large server with more than 1000 registered users which unfortunately is gradually falling due to the lack of presence of the admins in recent times, but they have returned and we are expecting a maximum of person so that people would want to come.

ID:minecraft.bastards.club

Official site: forum.clubdesbatards.fr

Different types: Pve; Factions; mini-games (many); FreeBuild; Shops; special maps (horror, adventures); hardcore

Multi-monde: Freebuild; Survival; Hardcore.

Thank you to those who want to come, remember to register on the official website before coming, this gives you “official” rights before even coming ^^.

minecraft.clubdesbatards.fr

Wafflecraft

smp

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6351	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

WaffleCraft is a close knit community SMP server that’s just starting out and eager to expand with more players! Explore the realm, make new friends, open custom crates only on WaffleCraft or do some intense PvP and much more it’s all on WaffleCraft. Join now to experience a new take on Minecraft with a friendly community that will welcome you happily!

wafflecraft.org

ExistanceNetwork

Factions, MCMMO

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

We are a new network launching with our first and primary gamemode as factions! I am excited to see new players join and expand with us! Thank you to those who will join and support us as we make our journey through minecraft! We have features that include Koths, and envoys to keep the time going, and rank giveaways are planned at a milestone. Vote top rewards will also be given at the end of every month. Thanks for reading hope to see you on!

88.150.171.27

Player Realms

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Potions Brewed:	112
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Create your own server on Player Realms today!

Customize it with tons of different plugins! Create anything from your own prison server to factions or maybe a minigame!

There is no limit on plugins.

playerrealms.com

Balkanrift smp

PvP Survival, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Crops Grown:	5399	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Server IP: 188.40.58.185

188.40.58.185

MineGlade

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mines Excavated:	1656
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

MineGlade is a small network based around the game “The Glade”, a mixed Survival Multiplayer with a yearly in- (and out-) game ARG.Play on The Glade, play some minigames (completely custom), or wait around for the SkyBlock server to deploy. Have fun!

play.mineglade.com

Laid Back Survival

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Star Shards Collected:	157
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	630
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Laid-Back Survival is a server I created to offer one thing: Pure survival with a few handy commands and plugins to make your experience more delightful. On this server, the game play styles we offer consists of normal survival with grief prevention, and peaceful survival with decreased hunger depletion, along with grief prevention implemented. Not only do we offer different game play paradigms, but we also offer multiple plugins to make your survival experience more intuitive and enjoyable. A few of the plugins we offer consist of Private Chat Rooms, which allows you to create a private chat room that enables you to invite users of your desire to chat in private with. Along with Private Chat Rooms, we offer Playtime. This plugin allows you to check how much time you’ve spent on our server ranging from daily time, to total time! Along with this stat-tracking, we also have Stats, which allows you to view various statistics that have been collected from your game play overtime.

Lbs.zapto.org

Burken

Events, Grief Prevention, MCMMO, No Grief, No pvp, Paper, PvP, Quests, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

dnsburk.com